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What should I bring with me to visit Longmai Hot Spring?

If you are not used to the things outside, just bring slip-on shoes and a longer bathrobe.

Tell you about my Dragon Vein Hot Springs experience

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Full of new joy, I booked four group purchase tickets for the hot springs. I took my friends with me and boasted about how fun it was to soak in the hot springs. Let’s spend a special New Year’s Day holiday together. But it was all ruined by the empty-name Dragon Vein Hot Spring. And they have the attitude of bullying customers.

1. When I first entered the parking lot, there was no management staff, and I used the same entrance to enter and exit.

2. The front desk of the registration hall is chaotic. They only collect money and ignore order.

3. After registering for such a large hot spring, we were only given a map to guide us to our accommodation. Bear with it for now!

4. We found the so-called "villa", which is called "simple". It was so simple that there was no one staying there. I asked the tenants and said that the woman was often away. We returned to the lobby and they called us. Called the hotel receptionist. Let's go back again. No more putting up with it, after all, we are here to have fun.

5. When we got to the room, my dear, it was an old one. The bed creaked when I moved it, the TV had snowflakes, and the toilet was running water. The lampshade was full of ashes. There was no hot water for drinking, so when I asked, I had to get a water bottle from the first floor to drink it myself. This immediately reminded me of the guest houses in movies from the 1980s and 1990s. You still have to endure it, the money is spent and it’s just one night.

6. After dinner, I was ready to enjoy the hot springs. When I came to the hot spring area, the service for the two men was quite good. They picked up clothes and changed clothes. Nothing happened. It's worth mentioning that the box for changing clothes is okay.

7. When we entered the hot spring area, we were quite young. Since no one was there to guide us, we had to find it by ourselves with bare legs. It was minus 12 degrees in winter, but we were very excited because of the cold. After all, it was my first time to go to a hot spring and I had heard other people say it was good. After walking through the small bamboo forest, I saw a core area with a high platform in the middle and a dragon. The water was cold when I touched it. I looked again and found two small pools inside, filled with people. This one was hot. Hurry up and get into the water. Hey, it's quite warm. It feels quite special to soak in hot springs in winter. Let's put it this way, except for these two pools, we didn't go anywhere else in one night, because other tourists came here because they complained about the cold water in other pools. So it can be seen that the sound of scenery is like making dumplings. This was said by other tourists. I will paraphrase it.

8. After soaking, I went to take a shower to get ready to go back. I leaned on myself, but the water in the shower was still very cold and hot. I didn’t rinse it, so I wiped it dry and left.

9. Go back to the "villa" and sleep. I basically didn't sleep that night. I have to blame my own wife first, and then I blame Longmai Hot Spring. My wife always turns over and the bed creaks when I move. Just wake up and spend the whole night like this.

10. Come back and have breakfast the next morning. The buffet has all kinds of dishes, including meat and vegetables, hot and cold, fried and boiled, dry and thin. Speaking of being thin, I have to criticize this soy milk. It is just hot water. It has no taste at all. Moreover, there are three barrels of soy milk and one barrel of rice porridge. One can imagine what the scene of people rushing to eat porridge looked like.

10. The last item is swimming. There was no trouble during the ticket exchange, except that there was still no order and chaos. There was no one to hold our breath, because the person who exchanged the tickets seemed to be a deaf-mute and didn't say a word. He just looked at the group purchase number and printed tickets with our mobile phones. That's fine too.

11. It’s time to change clothes. It’s still a pretty neat dressing room.

12. The swimming pool is quite large and has many activities, including slides, surfing, hot baths, mud baths, sand baths, and massages. Quite fun. This is much better than taking a hot spring bath last night. This swimming pool is worth visiting again next time.

13. I’m tired and want to go back. I didn’t have a good rest last night. After changing clothes, I went to the checkout area, but there was still no order. There was no one in charge of your venue, but we have developed a good habit of queuing in downtown Beijing and kept order. I respect the elders first and let the two old men change first. Then I let the women, the woman in front of me change first. Damn it, the woman changing tickets didn’t even raise her head. She didn’t care about the order. She just looked at the cards and wrote. No matter how old or young she was. , Regardless of women, regardless of front and back, I fought with the old man's angry hands. I was also angry and shouted to her madly, "It's settled, no one cares, just follow the words." If you don't care, I will too. I sit on the front desk and knock the key card wildly.

It’s so unbearable!

A bad two-day trip to Longmai Hot Spring---Summary

Favorable location, high prices, and no quality service.

If it is your first time to experience it, please be mentally prepared. Don’t expect too much, you may gain even more.

If you have a cheap group purchase package, you can also go to the hot springs. It is recommended to go in the morning and only soak in the hot springs without accommodation.

If you’re thinking of bubbling natural hot springs, don’t go. The hot spring there is not bubbling except for hot water.

By the way, don’t put anything in the coat they provide. It will be easily lost. The coat was far away from us when we were soaking in the hot springs. There were always people who took it randomly and took it by mistake.