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Tell me about the most meaningful.

1, I am cruel and rational when I have no money, but I lose my mind when I spend money.

2. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

I was a simple child in those days, and I was led by you people.

Girl, as the saying goes, there are many friends and many roads. Why not fall in love first and be friends after breaking up?

5. If there is no if, what was once was once, and the past is long gone. Be yourself. If I am not brave, who will be strong for me?

Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

7. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that my heart is lacking.

9. Maybe you missed the beauty of the last stop and met the surprise of the next stop.

10, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

1 1, the house is in a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.

12, constantly missed, easily disappointed, unconsciously unfamiliar.

13, look at you badly, it's better to look carefully …

14, the world is not without moral integrity, but on the ground.

15, stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

16, I love you, which is pure fiction. If there is any similarity, it is pure coincidence.

17, when I love you, you live in my world smartly, and when I don't love you, you get out of my world smartly.

18, I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

19, I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I kept a low profile and hit the wall.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

1. Whoever says that he loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.

I often wake up from my dreams, because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who is a fool.

5. Every dormitory has one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores and one who sleeps late.

I think it's good to make a phone call, so everything I say is valuable.

7. I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, and I am so energetic.

8. Why have I never seen a ribbon when I eat Dove, and I have never seen a large piece of beef when I eat Master Kong?

9. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that life forces me to be a bitch. ...

10, the moral level is not clear when you are particularly sleepy, so teachers should be careful.

1 1, I always feel that the bed rail, paved too neatly, will mean a little to spend my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

12, in a daze, doing well is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

13, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

14, there are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

15, the geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.

16, staying in bed is the minimum respect for the weekend.

17, if you don't remember me, I'll give you big-eared melon seeds. Let you remember me forever.

18, as the saying goes, people are jealous of talents, and stupidity is better than stupidity.

19, I miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man on a hot day!

20, skipping classes, is a person's carnival. Class is the loneliness of a group of people.

2 1, I said in the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful person in the world? The mirror is broken.

22. Have you seen Water Margin? The story of Tang Priest's master and apprentice being caught up with Liangshan by Jia Baoyu.

23. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.

24. I counted my fingers and found that I was missing in your life.

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

26. You look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

27. Don't feel that you are rare, so cherish what is rare.

28. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

29. Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat.

30, happy to say: I planted my boyfriend in the field in spring, and I forgot this crop in autumn.

3 1, there are no fat people in the world, and there are many thin people, so there are fat people!

32. The three things I fear most in my life are: first, fear of death; second, fear of illness; third, fear of life and death.

33. Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are at the teacher's place.

34. Eating food is like a train. To sum up: shopping-eating, shopping-eating, shopping-eating.

35. Every time I see a couple, I will sing the song "Happy Break-up, I wish you happiness".

36. Women in the new era went to the hall, climbed over the fence, fought for mistresses, and beat hooligans, but they couldn't get out of the kitchen.

37. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let others say sorry for you.

38, heartless, can live a hundred years old, have a clear conscience, not tired.

39. You don't need too many good friends. Two is enough. Someone is willing to lend you money. He asks you for a debt, and the other party is willing to kill him.

40. If anyone bullies me in the future, I will carve his name on the wood and light two white candles. ...

4 1, I can resist anything but money and beautiful women.

42. You talk to him about civilization, and he gives you barbarism; You reason with him, and he plays rascal with you.

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1, in fact, I don't like you very much, but I don't want to give everything you gave me to others.

The saddest happiness in this world is what you will look like after you promise her, and others will be happy with her for you.

3. Is it interesting to be lovelorn in the rain? Is it interesting to cut your wrist and commit suicide? Is it interesting to curse the streets with bitches? Don't be silly. Do you know how many people are watching your jokes?

Will you suddenly think of me one night after many years, and then burst into tears, only to find that you owe me too much.

Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore.

6. One mouth is your name, one eye is your appearance, and now there is nothing.

7. I remember you saying that you love me, my photos, my notebook and the wind passing by. Only when you say you have forgotten, will you forget.

8. I want to talk to you and share with you all the things that have happened around me, including the feeling of waking up thirsty at night, the stains on my shirt when I eat, and the sadness that you are not around.

9. It is better to be hurt by the truth than cheated by lies. It hurts more to get it and lose it than never to get it.

10, it's not that love can't let you go, it's not that memory can't let you go, it's not that fate can't let you go, but that you can't let yourself go.

1 1. You think I don't care about anything. Actually, I'm just a girl, and I cry secretly.

12, she has a cigarette in one hand and a wine in the other. After smoking the last sip of cigarette and drinking the last sip of wine, she muttered to herself with tears in her eyes. I vaguely heard her say how pitiful a woman without love is.

13, losing your pain, no one knows, some things are really beyond your control, too many things will be helpless, hurting you and hurting yourself.

14, did I laugh too brightly and make you ignore my sadness?

15, I loved you at first because I felt happy, and finally gave up because it would hurt to continue loving, so it seems that everything I did was for myself.

16, at first you loved me, and at last you gave up on me, and you have to say how sad you are in a thousand words.

17, you praised me for being invulnerable, but do you know that after an arrow goes through my heart, I am not afraid of anything?

18, maybe the best love in the world is that you like him and he likes you, but you are not together.

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1, it doesn't matter, let you have your world. Not disturbing is my last gentleness.

I don't know that I have been running alone. You don't love me, but I don't know.

I owe you a glass of wine, a goodbye and a hysterical cry to see you off.

4, the night is always too lonely, no one will comfort a girl who loves to cry.

When I said goodbye to you in tears, you just said goodbye to me coldly, without feeling your indifferent eyes, and your heart broke into thousands of pieces.

Actually, I don't like you very much, but I don't want to give everything you gave me to others.

7. The saddest happiness in this world is what you will look like after you promise her, and others will be happy with her for you.

8. Don't blow cold wind, and don't drown your sorrows in wine. You woke up crying in the middle of the night.

9. Some of the past has passed, and there are pains behind every girl who loves to laugh that you can't imagine.

10, you haven't seen her drink like water, cry like a dog in front of the bar, and cry your name when she is drunk.

1 1. I hit the south wall and I can't get what I lost back. The worst place I fell was where I started over. This is my feeling. I'll clean it up myself.

12. I don't feel anything later, and the strong wind will sweep across the east, west, north and south.

13, no matter how strong a person is, there must be weaknesses in his heart, which will be broken at the touch and hurt at the touch.

14, I can play dumb, but I miss it, and I'm sad. How can I hide it?

15, our relationship is like a game. I practiced to perfection, and you deleted the game.

16, I know that the poor sense of security is pinned on others, which will inevitably hurt my disappointment and despair.

17, if you would rather let me endure sadness than be free, then I will let you go.

18, I always see the most beautiful scenery in the deepest despair; And then die in disappointment.

19, I heard that you never came back, and her room was empty from now on. Someone passed by and said goodbye. Everyone in this town is waiting for someone who doesn't want to stay long.

20. The time forgotten by you has gradually grown into a thorn and deeply penetrated into my heart.

2 1, want to pretend to be crazy and sell silly for a lifetime. I can't hear those harsh words, see those worries, and feel those pains.

Today is so special, I didn't dream of you, I didn't feel sad, I didn't miss you, and there was no wind even on a rare cloudy day.

23, he entered the next relationship safely, but you can't live anyway.

24. In fact, most of us won't let go until the Yellow River dies and we are covered in bruises and bruises.

25. You said you could finally let go of that relationship, and then secretly cried for a long time. Right?

26. It's good to have you, and I can do without you. How can you know the sadness and hardship in the middle?

27. The most painful thing is the kind that lingers between letting go and not letting go. If you really make up your mind to give up, you will feel relieved. Since then, pain and love have been deeply buried in your heart.

28, 40, is it interesting to be lovelorn in the rain? Is it interesting to cut your wrist and commit suicide? Is it interesting to curse the streets with bitches? Don't be silly. Do you know how many people are watching your jokes?

29. People always have a nostalgic complex, just like an umbrella is broken. You always want to find an identical one to replace it. I don't know that every umbrella is irreplaceable, even if it is exactly the same, it is not that one.

30. There is a fate called love, a feeling called once owned, an ending called destiny takes a hand, and a heartache called endless.

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1, maybe we can love and be loved by two people at the same time. Unfortunately, we can only stay with one of them until we die.

It's hard to love someone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love.

I try to think, what will happen to me if I lose her? I find that my world will turn gray, my heart will be lifeless, and even life will surpass love. At that time, I was surprised to find that in my heart, her life was more important than mine.

4. Who is not the fickle ivy in the prosperity? It is hard to love someone, and it is even harder to forget someone.

I look at you like now, smiling, silent, proud and lost, so I am happy with you and sad with you. It's just that I stand up straight now and you stay in the past forever.

6. I have been floating all my life, leaving my busy home and dancing with it. See the leaves on the ground fluttering in the wind, leaving no one to look back. There were several personnel changes today. Finally, I can't afford to waste time. Now that you're here, there's no need to turn back.

7. The most painful thing in the world is not eternal loneliness, but that you can't do anything when you clearly see warmth and vitality. The most painful thing in the world is not that I am powerless, but that when everything is within reach, I don't want to reach out.

8. I'm not afraid that you won't come back for ten years. I am afraid that you will die on the battlefield; I am not afraid that you will be married for ten years, and I am afraid that you will forget your hometown; I am afraid that you will abandon me for ten years, and I am afraid that you will not return to the world; I'm not afraid that you haven't slept for ten years. I'm afraid you are underground now.

9. The riot at the airport soon stopped. People here have their own direction, taking off and landing in a hurry, taking away other people's stories and leaving their own memories.

10, earthly people don't know how deep and painful your scar is, because no one can feel the same with you. So I can only hide in the corner and cry to heal myself, and then pretend to appear in front of everyone as if nothing has happened.

1 1, ぼ I want to make a wish: the person I like can accompany me all day, even if he doesn't like me. ゆ

12, one night, you said I was your sun, but when you said this, the sun didn't exist.

13, the cruelty of love is exhausted. Love is deep and lonely. Pain makes people mature, strong people will realize the true meaning of love, and weak people will only have resentment.

14, perhaps doomed, just have your back, watching your back disappear without a trace, I pretend to be free and easy, but your smile is still in my heart. I don't know what I should do, move on or go back. I can't bear your shadow.

15, love is a song sung by an invisible bird, and it will die once it meets dirt. Is this true? I don't know ... love is not a difficult negotiation, but a blend of emotions, a different feeling for everyone and a different comfort for everyone.

16, the jumping piano sound, accompanied by a deep moan, was touched by the breeze and let go by the ear. Every word is the helplessness of love and the sadness of love. Love is deep, love is shallow, just because you have appeared, let me feel the company of true feelings, it is really hard to forget you.

17, it's really hard to love someone, but why did you ignore me and follow others when you saw my waiting? You said you like loneliness and quiet music. I fell in love with your habit for no reason because of your separation. Laughing with tears, along the acacia, quietly floating down my call, turned into a dark red.

18, water is born because of people's heartbreak, but how many people's heartbreaks have formed an endless sea.

19, you don't have me in your heart, and you don't even know that you hurt me again and again.

After this summer, we will go our separate ways, whether you like it or not.

Time will tell you all the truth. Some things, you have to wait until you gradually wake up to understand that it is a mistake; Some things are not important until you really put them down.

22. It's hard for me to tell my feelings for him clearly, such feelings that I want to cry when I mention them.

23, you want to leave, I don't have any chips left for you, so watch you go away.

24, smoke, life does not bring, death does not bring, you fight for everything you call, even give up everything, why not look down on it from the beginning. Sometimes I wonder if the worldly wealth has disturbed your unstable obsession and made you allow yourself to make mistakes again and again.

25, a distant woman, standing where we met, saw familiar words, flooded my thin heart and kissed my long-lost feelings. My poetry is more mature, and the sound drives away my soul. Why don't I miss the oath you once said to me? It's really hard to love someone. The roses in the wind and rain filter away the dust, and only hold them in my hand for you. Waiting for you is the destination of my life.

26. You pick a gardenia and put it between your hair tips, while I roll a hoop in the alley. The smile on your face is pure and bright, and the girl in charge is lying on the window eaves. Those years are innocent and dreamy, cooking her childhood.

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1. After you turned around, my heart was already broken in two.

2, one person, one heart, all shattered.

3. I once had a kind of bitterness called missing, a kind of pain called relatives and a kind of injury called lovelorn.

4. How many tears have been collected by the loneliness of flowers on the other side?

5, always endure for unnecessary plots, how pathetic the fiction is.

6. Should I curse or bless you when I see your happiness?

7, love this bet, I have long been tired, perhaps, I can't afford to lose everything.

8. I am humble and rogue. I just want you to look back at me again,

9. Even if it hurts again, I will force a smile.

10, who is wrong, who broke whose heart? What the hell happened to us?

1 1, today's birthday, no care, no gifts, no friends.

12. The world is small and the cities are big. People who lack fate may never see each other again.

13, I forgot the scenery along the way after all.

14, friendship is unsuccessful, study is unsuccessful, and love is unsuccessful!

15. If there are any more ifs, can you accompany me to the end?

16, the world has separated us so far, how can we find a place to turn back?

17, I wanted to be happy, but I forgot to smile.

18, really tired. Who can understand me? A smile is just a disguise.

19, first love is the most fatal injury.

20. If the ending is not what I want, then I would rather not participate in this process.

2 1, memory, just for memory.

22. Am I asking too much or do you owe me too much?

23. Those vows, those who promised to hold hands for a lifetime, have already been scattered all over the world.

24. I didn't know how to cherish before I let you go. Now I want to cherish it, but I no longer have a chance.

25. Fear of rejection, fear of being ignored, and fear of compromising from life.

26. When escape becomes a habit, I want to cry.

27, thank you for hurting me to pieces, let me see the false love.

28. I'm sorry to forget the past, but it doesn't matter if I get the present.

29. We are so happy in the photo.

30. The scene of you and him breaks my heart.

3 1, I want you to fly to the blue sky, farther and farther, but you fly to my heart desperately, but you can't give up when it's time to give up. It turned out to be the most difficult lesson in relationships.

32. Nothing is eternal, and nothing is long-lasting. Make an excuse, anyone can go first.

33. After you leave, should I sing Happy Break-up or wish you happiness?

34. fiery red clouds are beautiful, but they can't piece together familiar face holes.

35. How long will it take to forget you completely?

36. I am afraid to see bright yellow and burn my tearful eyes.

37, you have to remember, not tears can recover lost, so don't cry easily; Remember, you must cry if you are not sad, so don't be stingy with your smile!

38. The wound in my heart is bleeding, and the blood in my mouth is spreading.

No matter how beautiful the scenery is, we can only enjoy it for a short time.

40. My boyfriend of nine years suddenly fell in love, and I was silent.

4 1, who knows how long it takes a free and easy person to cry before drying his tears.

42. I am very attentive, but I can't touch you.

I have done everything I can, but I still can't make the person I love love me.

44. When you say you want to give up, tears and instinct are resisting with reason.

45. I eat, eat and eat every day, and get fat, so I can comfort myself that you like her because you don't like me to be fat.

46, support for a long time, just burst into tears.

47. His spatial question is "Who do I love most?" . I narcissistically entered my name, but I got the wrong answer.

48. My best friend told me that she had no best friend. Haha ~

49. Why lie to deceive an infatuated person?

50. He doesn't understand your heart. Why can't I breathe when I cry?

5 1. Unconsciously, I suddenly have a feeling that I can't love, not love.

In fact, you don't love me, but you met me.

I am sad to see this sad chat record.

54. If there is another if, can you accompany me to the end?

55. I was flustered and chilling when I met those sudden changes.

I'm sorry, but I'm nothing.

He didn't know how embarrassed I was to cry with him in that dream.

58. I can't show cruelty as vividly as you do.

59. You locked my heart, but forgot to give me the key.

60. The person you love always has a way to make you despair.

6 1, after all, deep affection didn't last that long, after all, the person you love is her.

62. I know we won't have a result.

63. I am not strong enough to swallow all my sadness.

64. It was your instant promise that made me feel so sad later.

We can never go back, but we can't go on.

66. Memories make me a person who will cry at any time.

67. Others say the truth is true, but I feel really hard.

68. I have a crush on you for three years, but you just treat me like a brother, huh?

69. The more you wait, the colder it gets. The more you think about it, the deeper it hurts.

70. Pierce my heart, but you don't think it is beautiful enough.

7 1, your three-point heat hurts me!

72. When I left you, I found my smiling eyes filled with cold tears.

73. Say that you have been with me for a long time, hug me deeply, laugh at me, and finally leave me.

74. We broke up and he went back to find his first love. I know what it feels like to be heartbroken.

75. I changed from a soft girl to a woman for you, and now you say you like soft girls.

76. How can I tell you how I cried out of control in my dream of having you?

77. Any girl who hasn't loved a few bastards blames her blindness at that time.

78. Nobody cares about the Internet, let alone being invisible!

79. Who is my beloved now?

80. I broke up for no reason this morning, so you fell in love with her, my best friend.

8 1, how difficult it is for a person to be sad and how good it is to have someone to accompany him.

Forgive my ridiculousness and stubbornness, but I didn't know you had deep love for her.

83. How long will it take to forget you completely?

84. The person who said he would accompany me has gone, and the person who said he loves me has held hands with others.

85. I thought you knew everything without saying anything.

86. Finally, I am glad that love can't come back, and you always understand it too late.

87. Later, I discovered that many people's worlds don't lack me at all.

88. Everyone thinks of others and never considers my feelings.

89.have you ever seen me cry? Have you ever seen me fragile? Have you ever seen me collapse in an instant?

90. They say you are very suitable for her. I smiled and said yes, but forgot that I like you, too.

9 1, your tomorrow is not mine.

92. The original contract of life and death turned out to be just a joke.

93. Tell yourself that you can't be sincere to anyone anymore.

94. Is it because I am too fat that your heart can't hold me?

95. Some memories linger, while others cannot be erased.

96. Nothing is as diluted as time.

97, warm heart: the shadow that appears in the sun is so lonely.

98. At that time, you said you were together, but now you say this is the end.

99. It's a pity that I can't hold you when I'm sad.

100, I want to cry, but my pride tells me not to cry.