Humorous sentences of adding clothes in cold weather

1, there is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

4. It depends on courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

5, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

6. I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

7. The weather is very cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

8. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

9. The weather is very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.