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My grades are not bad. I am a good boy in the eyes of the teacher, but I did a bad thing today. Is my image as a good boy in the eyes of the teacher ruined?

On the last day of March, I sat 20 meters above the ground and looked out. A kind of air flow called spring breeze brushed my face from time to time, but it brought an unnecessary chill and abnormal smell. The thin man stood behind me, clutching his nose, and grumbled discontentedly: "Where is not good to go, come to the garbage dump for a spring outing ..." The fat man smacked and killed a premature mosquito that stung his face, and kept yelling at me at the top of his lungs: "Boss, today is not a legal holiday, so what are we doing here?" Dirty, smelly and mosquitoes! ""If you don't like it, you can leave, and there is no rope to tie you. " I said idly. The place where I sit is a hill, but most of its body is submerged in all kinds of garbage, including domestic garbage and construction garbage. These useless waste products accumulate over time, creating the illusion of continuous peaks. You can watch from a distance, but don't play nearby. In the spring of March, there are beautiful scenery everywhere, but I put up a sign at the door of "non-stop" early in the morning that "the proprietor has something to do and will be closed for two days", and then I took the fat man and the thin man to the vicinity of Yueying Mountain in the suburbs. This place, which has been neglected for many years, has finally become a conventional natural garbage dump. Just when we arrived, an unlicensed muck truck secretly emptied a whole vehicle of garbage and then left as if nothing had happened. Climbing to the top of the garbage mountain, you can see Yueying Mountain, which is a real continuous mountain, and Yueying River, which has a beautiful name, but has actually been polluted into a stinking ditch. The fat man and the thin man looked at each other and wanted to go. Naturally, they dare not. They know I have a hundred tricks to trap them without ropes. "The wife of shop-owner, then at least tell us the reason for coming here! "The fat man rubbed against me and cried," I don't know if these smells will get lung cancer. " "With you and my E, it's really hard for me to explain it to you at once." I shook my head and looked up at the sky. It's sunny today, and clouds like cotton candy are floating in the blue sky like sea water. However, the whole mountain facing the moon is shrouded in a gloomy gray gas, and the sun is blocked out. Of course, humans can't see this layer of gray gas, and at most they feel that this place is colder than other places. However, I am not human, thin or fat. That strange layer of gray gas floated and gathered in front of our eyes, and went straight into the sky from the surface of Yueying River. I pointed to the sky across the river and asked, "See that gap in the air?" The fat man and the thin man looked down my fingers, and a looming, serpentine gray-black gap, hidden in the air much darker than elsewhere, floated by. The clouds are well covered, so it's hard to find them without looking carefully. "That's called lack of days. "I put down my hand," heaven and earth are connected with mountains and rivers, and mountains and rivers have aura. "Without this refreshing spirit of mountains and rivers, there would be less support and balance between heaven and earth. In the long run, the sky is short of land, but the wind is still and the rain is not smooth, and the world is a disaster and life is ruined. On the Yue Ying River, the sky is in short supply and is still expanding. " The thin man and the fat man turned pale at once. They just saw the legendary not long ago. The two guys grabbed my hand in unison: "boss, don't ... do you want to imitate the goddess of mending the sky?" That's a technical job! " "If you want to make up, you must first make up your brain!" I shook off their paws, stood up and looked at the lifeless scenery under my feet. "The scenery here has lost its aura because there is no God to protect them." The thin man rolled his eyes: "You mean grandparents?" "Bury you alive here, and no one should find your body." I said carefully to the thin man's ear. The thin man swished back five meters away. "Idle is idle. Let me tell you a story. " I turned around and looked at the Yingyue River, which had lost its true colors. I've been with people for a hundred years. Today is the time to fulfill the contract. Bookbao wants to read a book. I always feel very creative, because I am a fox. From ancient times to the present, from novels to animation, from legends to movies, foxes can be seen everywhere, including grass-roots foxes, fox demons and fox gods. Even swearing will use the word "fox" that will last for thousands of years. As a fashionable and handsome fox who thinks he is different and likes to walk at the forefront of the trend, I hate this feeling of luxury. Things are rare, foxes are worthless everywhere. Fortunately, although there are many foxes, few people can cultivate foxes into human shapes. As long as the mysterious aura of us is still there, I will feel a little comfort. However, apart from occasionally being depressed about fox abuse, I put more depression on the local girl named Tang Xiaohua. Think about it. In the crowded new century, fashion is rolling, and some people even use "Xiaohua" as their name. If it is not a "tragedy", what is it? And the "tableware" that is more desolate than "tragedy" is that this fox is the guardian spirit of this Tang Xiaohua! Alas, this is something that an ordinary fox of mine can't do. Just because we have more skills than grass-roots people, such as riding clouds, walking through walls and hiding things, etc., we are doomed to shoulder the responsibilities that other foxes don't have to bear. I have always been very vague about myself, and I don't know which level of fox I belong to. Anyway, I know all the spells the fox knows. I remember when I came out of the black fox hole, my brain was like GPS, and I went straight to maternal and child health care. I went through twelve walls and tripped while delivering takeout. As soon as I looked up, I saw a baby girl naked like a little old lady in the nurse's hand. However, Nozomi, who died at the beginning of the world, just kept silent. No matter how many times she was photographed, she remained unyielding and never cried. Just when everyone thought the child was blocked by a foreign object, I went forward and slapped her. Wow, with a loud cry, Nozomi won the award for the highest decibel of baby crying that year. Then, I found that no matter where I stood, Nozomi's eyes would turn to my direction accurately, and then she would giggle. This girl can see me! You can see me from the moment she was born! This is really weird. According to the rules of foxes like us, ordinary people will never find us unless they sweep their tails through their eyes. I began to wonder who appointed me as the guardian spirit of this little monster. Unfortunately, since I got out of the fox hole, I found that I couldn't find my way back, and my previous life in the fox hole faded from my memory like a broken soap bubble. I guess it's a spell that keeps me focused on guarding my mission. According to the agreement, I must protect Nozomi until she dies. In this long boring years, the best way to prevent me from deserting and running back to the cave to sleep is to make me unable to find my home. How cruel! However, although my memory is blurred, someone has been talking to me occasionally and conveying some instructions in a way similar to the telepathy of the Fox family. I tried to find out who was behind this through reverse search and asked him why he gave me Nozomi, a monster, instead of a beautiful and normal little princess born with a golden spoon. But every time I fail, it is definitely an old fox with high self-cultivation who kicks me to Nozomi's side. I can't locate him just by the voice of nihilism. In all kinds of desperation, I had to stay beside Nozomi awkwardly. I know I can't go back to that comfortable fox hole until I finish my task. I am really a good fox who misses home. This stay is seventeen years. 2. On the list of the least popular people in Fuming High School, there are only two people on the list-one is Director Ma of the Political and Educational Affairs Department, who specializes in school spirit and discipline, and is called the Black-faced Ghost King. Second, it's a girl from Class 6, Grade 2, Nozomi. Nozomi, 17 years old, is CM tall, white and thin, with a certain degree of myopia, mediocre grades, not extensive interests, dressed up unconscious, and disappeared after being thrown into a pile. In short, she is a local girl who will be covered by my handsome aura as long as she stands by me. Everyone is more afraid of this local girl, just like most people hate and fear the feeling of rats and cockroaches. Because Nozomi is famous for "crow's mouth", anyone who is told by her golden mouth "Be careful of catching a cold!" "Go out and pay attention to traffic!" "You must be careful in this exam, it's easy to fail!" In that case, nine times out of ten, it will be a prophecy, and it will always work. At first, everyone thought it was just a coincidence, but after countless coincidences, people's doubts about her "strength" gradually changed from doubt to confirmation, from indifference to taboo. If there are old people at home, they also warn the younger generation not to get too close to such people. She is so unlucky. As a living witness, I have experienced countless such tragedies. As early as when she was still babbling, one day, her mother took her to a physical examination. She pointed to the nurse's shiny diamond ring and said, "Lost … lost …" Two hours later, the nurse's diamond ring accidentally slipped into the sewer while washing her hands, and the salvage failed. Nozomi's rough life began at this time. When I was a child, I put away the stones and rotten leaves that had been thrown at her countless times. Those ignorant children spat at her and called her a monster. As soon as the neighbors see their home, they will make a detour. Even the way parents look at her, there are more and more doubts in anxiety. "Small." At the age of ten, Nozomi was sitting on the slide in school gloomily, looking at me floating in the air gloomily. "Is it wrong to be an honest boy?" The teacher also said that a good boy should tell the truth and not lie. "Well, I hate it when she calls me' Little Head'! Sounds like a thief, but also a special girl, how to say it is also a handsome boy with a height of more than cm! Just because I couldn't answer when she asked my name, she took the liberty of calling me little girl. She said the word "girl" was very kind, just as I made her feel. Ok, I admit that I forgot my name after I left the fox hole, but what's the importance of the name? This is just a symbol. Let's be as small as possible. Small heads and small flowers are a perfect match. I know that at the age of ten, she is absolutely serious in asking this question. " This ..... "I fell to her side and picked up the bookshelf academically." Tang Xiaohua, sometimes, the truth will make people unhappy. When lies are good for human beings, they would rather be cheated. Maybe you will understand this truth when you grow up. " "Don't understand, still don't understand. Even if I don't say it, these bad things will happen. Lying is not good. " On this issue, ten-year-old Tang Xiaohua ended with the most confused eyes. What a one-track-minded animal I flew back into the air, looked at the little people under my feet and sat on the orange slide with my knees in my arms. The setting sun slowly sets between her dark hair, and the track of light is like an imperceptible flower. Although she is only a "task" for me, I always feel sorry for that little face that is getting lower and lower in the sunset, especially the new wound on her knee. Sneaked to roast chicken next door the day before and walked for several hours. The bad boy at school tied her two shoelaces in a fast knot during her nap, which succeeded in making her bite the dust. I still feel a little guilty about it. After all, I am a kind fox. Besides, Nozomi has no other shortcomings except that he is a little stupid. More importantly, this local girl is very kind to me. The delicious snacks distributed by the kindergarten are all stuffed into her mouth by other children, but she always gives me half. Although I don't like sweets very much, every time I see her eyes and her dirty but enthusiastic hands, I can't refuse. One winter, she also took out the skills she learned in the school handicraft class, knitted a scarf full of holes and gave it to me on Christmas Day. I picked up this white scarf and looked through a big hole formed by falling needles. Behind is Nozomi's smirking face. "You always wear so little. A little more scarf will keep you warm. "She said it very seriously." I am a fox, and I am not afraid of the cold. "I poked her little head." Time-consuming and laborious, and so ugly! "Tang Xiaohua sighed like an adult and muttered," I have no other gift for you except this. " "Why did you give me a gift? "I wonder, this local girl is really out of her mind." Because you've been protecting me. "She tilted her head." You are very kind to me, so I want to give you a gift. Then you will know that I am good to you, too. "My God, this local girl is so honest and stupid." Look, it's my job to protect you. "I said sternly," I don't accept any bribes, especially such ugly bribes. " "But I knitted for a week ..." She was a little disappointed. I saw red blood in her eyes and two red frostbite on two fingers of her right hand. I knew this fool was knitting a scarf recently, but I didn't know she was knitting it for me. "You dream. "I put a scarf around my neck." It won't happen again "I looked up and the figure reflected on the French window glass was very clear. Waist-high black hair tied neatly behind me, a black leather coat with wild and dazzling fashion atmosphere, plus cool Arni sunglasses, makes me want to cry! But now that I have such a rustic scarf ... I really want to cry. When Tang Xiaohua saw that I had put on her gift, she threw herself on me, hugged my waist and giggled: "Long live the little head! "The transparent glass reflects this affectionate hug. I glanced at it unintentionally, but my heart was zheng. At a certain moment, I suddenly felt that this scarf was not ugly on me. Besides, I kind of like being held by this soft little thing. I once again speculate on the real motive of the old fox to send me to protect Nozomi. Is it just because the truth is hard to find? In today's world full of lies, how precious is a child who can insist on telling the truth, so we must protect her safely? That's a ridiculous reason. Nozomi is human, but she is definitely not ordinary human. Her ability to crow scares others and surprises me. She said that people who are about to have bad things will have different colors of fog floating on their foreheads. The darker the color, the more serious the accident. She has the ability to see the fog. Not only that, if she pays more attention and uses a strange natural idea, she can see what will happen through the fog. However, this is not a question of being blessed with good luck. Nozomi's "talent" probably only brought her lingering confusion and other people's strange and isolated eyes. Once I asked her what color the fog on my forehead was. She said she couldn't see it. This is another very strange thing. Is the power of the ward invalid for the guardian? However, I am very happy. The habit of listening to good things but not bad things exists not only in humans, but also in foxes. Especially a fox like me who just wants to finish the task early and go back to sleep. Nozomi grew up under my escort. I watched her grow from a petite girl to a girl whose height was parallel to my shoulder. Every time she grows up, I feel relieved. When her life ends, I can go back to my hometown smoothly. In the meantime, as long as this local girl doesn't give me too much trouble, I will be satisfied. You know, it takes a lot of energy to clean up this crow's mouth. I am not an industrious fox. But fortunately, Tang Xiaohua is still a sensible girl, and she hasn't made much trouble in these years. Recently, however, she made me vaguely smell some kind of danger. A few weeks ago, I had a fight with a ghost from the underworld. This is a disaster for Nozomi, because the ghost will give her color to see. As a result, the loser said that Tang Xiaohua broke the rules of the underworld and tampered with human life. If she dares to interfere in the affairs of the underworld again, she will not be spared. But at this time, I still don't know what happened. Recently, I fell in love with a game called Warcraft, drunk in front of the computer all day, and relaxed the supervision of Nozomi. The night after PK, I took Nozomi to the bathroom with the best sound insulation at home to extort a confession. Even at the age of seventeen, she is still a complete child in my eyes. In the bathroom mirror, we are at odds. Nozomi was wearing a long coat with ugly color and OUT style, and his face was covered by a short hair with clear soup and dried noodles, and he looked rather pale. The light above penetrated her smooth skin and had a faint transparent texture. " Honestly, what did you do while I was away? "My face is colder than marble. Nozomi pouted and stole a glance at me, then immediately looked away and said nothing. " Say it! "It doesn't feel like a guardian spirit at all, like a triad society that collects protection fees." This ... I ... "Her black eyes are behind the glasses." You never lie. "I softened the tone. Extorting a confession by torture also requires skill, both soft and hard. "All right, all right, I said. She sniffed, looked up at my forehead, raised her finger and drew a line on it, and then said in a half-excited and half-annoyed tone, "I saw something new on their forehead." "What do you mean? "I subconsciously touched my forehead." Take it out! "She fumbled in my pocket, took out my new one, pointed to the electricity on the screen and said," This is the thing! Everyone has similar marks on their foreheads. " I was stunned: "You said that you saw a power mark on everyone's head?" "yes. "She nodded." Some people have great power, while others have little power. Old people are all low-consumption monitors. However, many young people have low abilities. "A little meditation, smart as me, probably understand what is going on. To put it simply, this local girl can probably see the value of human life now. However, what has this to do with sudden anger? " When did you discover this new ability? "I asked her. "Tang Xiaohua shook his head don't remember or won't say? "I continue to push, hold her on the shoulder-with the underworld, but can be small. She chickened out and fought to the end. Nozomi's greatest feature is that he doesn't lie. As she grew older, she occasionally learned to be silent, but she never lied. I know her temper very well, so I let go and follow my memories to dig up her faults in recent months, bit by bit, details and trivia. The ultimate goal is to lock in the week before me and ghost PK. One day every year, I will leave Nozomi for 24 hours and go to the deep mountains outside the city alone to absorb the dew produced by day and night. These things only appear once a year. This is the sorrow of being a fox, always relying on external energy to maintain his physical strength. But fortunately, one breath of dew can guarantee my nutrition for a year. My agreement with her is that she can't leave home for 24 hours when I'm not around. I recall that morning, when I came back from the mountains, Nozomi was sitting in front of his parents who had been sighing, eating breakfast and a seemingly endless steamed stuffed bun. I have long been used to this way of getting along with her parents, but I am not used to her ignoring me. She is obedient and taciturn like a quiet rabbit in front of her parents. She doesn't have the rebellion that a child of this age would have. She likes her parents, respects them and obeys all their arrangements, but she always keeps a delicate distance. The story of a floating fox (6) However, this is different from me. Although it looks like a rabbit, it is by no means a quiet rabbit, but a clingy, jumping rabbit. Even when outsiders are present, when she has to pretend not to see me, there is always a kind of brilliance in her eyes that only I can see. This obviously distinctive intimacy became more and more obvious as she grew older. And this morning, even my appearance couldn't light her eyes. The key to this whole thing must have happened on the day I went to the mountains. "On the day I went to the mountains, you violated our agreement, didn't you? "I can't waste any more time. I grabbed her by the wrist." Pain ... "Tang Xiaohua's face changed and he let out a cry. My hand has always been heavy, and this strength will not pinch her. Unless ... I brushed up her sleeve, and a clear seal was printed on her white wrist, which looked like a petal and twisted into a strange angle, reminding me of an embarrassing lip print. The weirdest thing is that I saw the pattern on the floor through this mark-this mark made part of her flesh disappear. My heart is no longer uneasy, but dangerous. "Nozomi, I give you two choices. "I hook up her chin, two fingers waving in front of her eyes," first of all, tell me the truth. Second, starting from tomorrow, I will disappear in your life forever. You know I mean what I say. "I admit that I'm at my wit's end. I don't have the ability to peek into other people's past. " You ... "She blinked nervously. Life without me is something she never imagined. I know it's unkind to threaten a girl with a soft spot, but I'd rather be a bad person than let her die mysteriously. "I ..." She twitched her nose and bowed her head like a sinner. " I lied to others ... "4. The plainclothes man sat in front of the hospital bed with his young son in his arms, clutching his wife's hand lying on the bed. There is too much weakness and concern on this young woman's swollen face. In the lunch box on the cupboard, half is rice and half is cheap cooking. "Mom ... go home ..." The child covered his mouth and took his mother's hand. In a word, the woman began to sob in a low voice. "I will go back. "The man blushed and kissed his wife on the forehead." My son and I have been waiting for you. ""But ... ""Shh! " The man gently covered his wife's mouth and said softly, "Just talked to me. You're just in the early stages. As long as you actively cooperate with the treatment, the chances of cure are great. I am very confident. You must have it! " "Really? "A woman looked at her husband's face." Just told me. You have no idea how happy I am! "Men are eloquent. I shook my head, another liar. I just heard him say with a straight face that his wife has a month to live at most. At the door, holding a pack of cold medicine, Tang Xiaohua waited for a while, looked at the couple carefully, and subconsciously wanted to move forward, but he didn't take a step after looking at me. Another week is April Fool's Day, and spring is a season that is easy to catch a cold. Nozomi is always a frequent visitor at this time of year. Nozomi, a road idiot, took a wrong turn when he went downstairs after the injection and took the medicine. The tie came to the inpatient department on the second floor and stopped before the couple got sick. " That woman, how much energy is left? "I put my hands around and asked casually." Less than a week. "She whispered poor thing ..." I shook my head. If this woman's life force can be extended longer, the life of this family of three should be very happy. "Small channel ... I think ..." Tang Xiaohua looked at me with begging eyes. At the clinic, Nozomi lost her purse, which was picked up by this man and returned to her. "Do you repay kindness? "I asked a question and smiled." Go ahead. "Book treasure, bag net, want to read a book. Fox Shou (7) "Little Head ..." Nozomi's eyes widened, as if he couldn't believe my permission was true. "Let's go. "I made a face at this poor family. Tang Xiaohua couldn't wait to run into the disease. The man looked at her unexpectedly: "Little girl, is there something missing from your wallet?" "No, no," Tang Xiaohua walked up to them, glanced at his wife and said, "Your wife will be fine." "hmm? "The man froze." I said she'd be fine. "Tang Xiaohua said, and stretched out his right hand toward his wife's forehead, stroking the cold skin. She smiled and said to the woman, "I tell you, oh, your life is still there ..." I didn't follow her, but stood silently at the door, staring at every angle of my illness. As Nozomi was talking to that woman, I looked at the patient's eyes on the ceiling and narrowed slightly. Nozomi haven't had time to export, all the people in the disease felt that there was a hurricane blowing, and the body and consciousness were suddenly frozen by the hidden power in the wind, and the eyes, ears and all sensory functions were instantly lost-everything in the whole disease was frozen. Nozomi kept his hand open and stood on the bed like a wax figure. I can solidify a small space in a short time. Although this spell will cost me a lot of effort, it is necessary. I adjusted my breath, closed the door, went to the hospital, looked at the shapeless, black mud-like chaotic foreign body on the ceiling, and said, "I thought about it for a long time and decided to play a little trick and invite you out to meet." "I know that you have been watching Nozomi, and she only appears when she' lies' to people." As I said this, I jumped up and dragged my right hand into the black mud, only to hear a muffled sound. A thin man was dragged out from the inside and fanned on the ground. However, this is not a real person. It looks like an arthropod insect below the waist, and it looks very ugly. I stepped on the worm's back and said coldly, "I don't care where you come from, but don't blame me for being unkind to my people!" " "The hero forgives!" Worm man looked up and made a surrender gesture with his hand. "The little guy just by people. Take this girl's things to beg for food! " "Take something?" At the foot of the strength of a few percent heavier, almost broke the worm's waist. "Go ahead! What is this? " As far as magic is concerned, this low-level demon is far from my opponent, but as far as legend is concerned, I am far less than these worms who hide in all corners of the world, crawl around all day, and often act as informants for others in exchange for rewards. Worm man rolled his slightly convex eyes and asked cautiously, "What's your relationship with this girl? Do you want that, too? " My heart moved next, with a snort of cold, and I flashed my furry tail: "It seems that you are not too stupid. You know that this girl has been circled by me, and you still dare to share a piece of it? " "Ah, hero, this is really a misunderstanding!" At the sight of my white tail, the worm man stammered with fear. Others may not know it, but they are quite clear about insects that live by intelligence. White fox has always been a noble in the fox family, with superior spiritual spells. If it annoys me, the chances of it being dismembered on the spot are quite high. Seeing my cold silence, Bug Man was even more panicked and said in one breath, "I didn't know that this flower was ordered by you. I had a hard time finding her. Too many people want to curse the petals of flowers, but unfortunately there are too few flowers left in the world, and there are fewer adult shapes. This, this, this, this, this little money junkie thought he could make a lot of money this time, but he didn't expect to offend His Highness White Fox. I dare not do it again. Please let me live! " Flowers? !