Unfashionable classic humorous jokes

Unscrupulous classic humorous jokes

Unscrupulous classic humorous jokes: The teacher asked: If you have fifty yuan in your left pocket and sixty yuan in your right pocket, what does it mean? ?Classmate: Just explain that the clothes are not mine! More exciting jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

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1 I was just on the train, A man yelled at me that I was sitting in the wrong seat. He was very aggressive. After a stalemate for a while, I looked at his ticket and gave in. He didn't say anything.

After the train ran a long way, I said to him: "You got on the wrong train!"

Haha, sometimes this is how you should teach some unqualified people.

He turned pale and asked the person next to him. It turned out that I was on the wrong bus.

　2 The goddess said she was bored and asked me if I wanted to have dinner together. I said frustratedly: "Forget it, I know you don't actually like me." ?

The goddess immediately retorted excitedly: ?Who said that?

I felt happy: ?So you like me?!?

?No, I just want to know who told you this secret. ?

　3 I had a quarrel with my wife, and my wife took her luggage and wanted to go back to her parents' home. When I saw it, I became anxious. I pointed my finger at the light bulb and swore: If I make you angry again, I will turn off the light. Suddenly the lights went out and I was so scared that I peed my pants. I thought it was not so accurate! Suddenly the light came on again. Then I turned around and saw my son standing at the switch and said: Dad, isn’t it exciting for me?

4 When my daughter was doing her homework, I wanted to test her, so I took a newspaper and asked her: "What does this word mean?"

?High speed. ?

?What about this?. ?

?Accepting bribes. ?

?What about this?

?Dad, would you like to watch TV? I am very busy and have no time to teach you how to read.

5 On the train, I saw a couple. The woman lay on her side and fell asleep on the man's lap.

The sun outside the window was very strong, and the curtain could not completely block it. Then the man held up his palm to help the girl block the sun from shining on her face.

This position was maintained for a long time, until the woman woke up and cried, sobbed and asked: "Have you been wanting to hit me for a long time?" Unscrupulous classic humorous jokes (2)

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1. A: When looking for a wife, you need to find someone with rich experience in all aspects.

B: Also includes "make love" experience?

A: Damn?

2. A: She abandoned you is a thing of the past, that was before sad things. You have to look back and stop crying for her.

B: Thank you, you still sympathize with me and understand me!

A: Save your tears now, and wait until the next woman abandons you, you will shed them again .

B: Nima?

3. A: Don’t be stingy or petty, but be generous and optimistic.

B; Tell me, what is an optimistic approach?

A: To be a human being, you must learn from a boiler. When you are so angry that you are about to explode, it is still whistling leisurely?

B: Damn? Unscrupulous classic humorous jokes (3)

1. Why do characters in Gu Long’s novels like to be named by numbers, especially odd numbers? For example: win three, Long Wu, Du Qi, Zhu Qiqi, Xiao Shiyilang, Yan Shisan, Peng Shisandou.

Answer: Maybe I want to give people a feeling that it is difficult to remove. 2. A: What will Iron Man become after death?

B: I don’t know

A: Railway tracks. .

3. Tang Seng: Bajie, Wukong, you two need plastic surgery!

Wukong Bajie: Master, we know the art of transformation, is it necessary to have plastic surgery?

Tang Seng: It’s too troublesome to change back and forth, but it’s better to have the whole look!

Wukong Bajie: Then what does the master want us to look like?

Tang Monk: One Royal Sister and one Royal Sister. Lolita. . . ;