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Lily GL "As the saying goes" Chapter 13 Drunk.

Soon, I saw Gu Zexuan flushed and drunk, and he was going to lie prone on the table. I saw Yan Ruming standing beside Gu Zexuan and asked, "Mingming, how much did she drink?"

Yan Ruming: "Three cups, or beer, that's all."

..... Really, you're drunk after three drinks? Sure enough, I can't drink. Seeing her lying on the table, Yun Hanyu got up and helped her: "You eat, I will help her back to her room."

Yan Ruming put down his glass and helped her to help Gu Zexuan get up: "Sister Yun, let me help you."

Yun Hanyu leaned her against herself: "No, I can do it alone. Go and eat. "

Yan Ruming let go: "Well, let me know if Sister Yun needs anything."

"hmm." Holding Gu Zexuan, Han Yunyu went to the master bedroom, and with great efforts, she got into bed.

Gu Zexuan was lying in bed, chanting: "Water, water, water ~"

Han Yunyu helped her to cover the quilt. She heard that she wanted to drink water, so she took a deep breath and took a rest, and went out to change a cup of honey water.

Yan Ruming saw her passing the restaurant with a glass of water: "Sister Yun, will you eat later?"

"I don't eat, you eat."

"all right." Yan Ruming continued to add material to the pot and began to eat.

Yun Hanyu went to the bedside, put the cup on the bedside table, helped her up, and then picked up the cup: "Drink water."

"hmm." Gu Zexuan closed his eyes, drank all the water and broke his mouth.

Han Yun Feather was amused by her, so she went back to bed and saw her wearing home clothes and underwear. It must be uncomfortable to sleep like this. Everyone is a woman, so it should be nothing to help her change clothes.

I went to the cloakroom and turned on the light, which was an eye-opener. 1 of "wow ~", this cloakroom is as big as the second bedroom, and there is an oversized full-length mirror. Clothes are arranged from thin to thick, and colors are arranged from deep to light. There are all kinds of shoes and a few pairs of high heels below. They are not tall, about five centimeters. She is one meter seven, just right, which goes well with two sets of evening dresses. The white dress with sloping shoulders is side by side with the black dress. It must look good on her.

Set aside a special place for her police uniform and queue up from summer, spring, autumn and winter. Every police uniform is neatly ironed, which shows her love and cherish for it.

Looking around, I found that there were few skirts. Also, it is really inconvenient for her to wear skirts in this profession, and there are several limited-edition bags on display.

She won't take bribes, will she? These are not cheap, no, she said that her family is in business, and it should be rich, and her brother spoiled her so much and gave her a house. These are nothing.

In the pile of pajamas, I picked a pajamas at random.

Yun Hanyu put her pajamas aside, uncovered the bedding and helped her take off her coat: "Give me a hand." Unexpectedly, she listened and raised her hand, which saved a lot of things and quickly took off her coat. Put your hand behind her: "Lift your waist." She did the same, unbuttoning her underwear, unbuttoning her shoulder strap and taking it off. There was a red rope around her neck. Along the red rope, she found a crescent-shaped pendant, some of which were yellow, and touched it with her fingers. Looks like a tooth. Put her pendant away. Touch her body, white and tender, as firm as sheep fat, without a trace of fat, and the roundness of her chest is very eye-catching. How does it feel to look at yourself? There seems to be abdominal muscles further down, and my hand touched it unconsciously, which felt good.

Then someone knocked at the door, and Han Yun Feather's heart stopped. She doesn't know what she is doing. Hearing the rotation of the door lock, she quickly tucked her in, her face burning red to her ears.

Yan Ruming opened the door and stood at the door: "Sister Yun, we have already packed up outside, and the deputy team will be handed over to you. Let's go back first. "

Yun Hanyu turned around and said, "Ok, be careful when you go back. Sorry, I still want you to tidy up. "

"Don't say that. Every time we eat at the deputy team's house, the deputy team asks us to clean up and leave, otherwise there will be no next time. " Yan Ruming didn't notice that Han Yunyu blushed: "Sister Yun, are you drunk, too? My face is so red. "

Yun Hanyu's heart beat faster and his face was hotter: "Well, maybe he drank too much."

Yan Ruming: "Sister Yun, please go to bed early, and the lieutenant will trouble you to take care of it."

"Well, don't worry, I will take good care of her."

Yun Hanyu watched Yan Ruming close the door and left, only to breathe a sigh of relief, and her face gradually recovered. She opened the bedding again, picked up her pajamas, and helped her change her clothes without any concern: "Look up, raise your hand." With her cooperation, the dress went smoothly. Holding pajamas: "Lift your legs." Take off her pants and put on her pajamas. Tucked in the quilt and looked at her, drunk Gu Zexuan was sweet, so good and lovely. He was completely different from usual and asked, "Do you still want to drink water?" I didn't hear her answer, so I tried to say, "Raise your hand." She didn't respond either. Just now, you were very cooperative. How can you not listen? Are you asleep? I asked several times, but nothing happened. It seems that I really fell asleep.

Han Yunyu got up and walked out of the bedroom and gently closed the door. Seeing that the dining table has been cleared, the kitchen has been cleared, and there is no garbage, I went back to the living room, sat on the sofa and looked at the unopened cake and the bunch of flowers. I didn't eat the birthday cake. It seems that I have provoked myself. I look at the master bedroom guiltily. I really shouldn't mention drinking, and I don't know if she can wake up before 12 for this birthday.

Han Yun feather took a bath, put on her pajamas and went to the master bedroom again to see if she had any discomfort. If it weren't for her, she wouldn't lie down so early and stay in front of the bed in case of any emergency. I don't know when she really fell asleep in bed.

Gu Zexuan woke up in a hurry, got out of bed in a hurry and ran to the bathroom. Only after solving the internal emergency did I find that my clothes were changed. When I came out, I saw Yun Hanyu in my bed, lying asleep, muttering, "I also said I wouldn't cover the quilt, and I won't cover it myself. I am not afraid of waking up with backache. " Approached and patted her on the back: "Han Yu, Han Yu." I tried to wake her up, but it seemed useless, so I picked her up, so light? Gently put it on the bed, let her lie down and cover with bedding.

At this time, I woke up and saw Gu Zexuan right above me. What happened? Why are you in bed? My hands are intertwined, and countless question marks are spinning in my mind.

..... Gu Zexuan unexpectedly, she will wake up at this time. She just told her so many times that she didn't wake up, so she stepped back, straightened up and sat on the bed to break the embarrassment: "I just called you, but you didn't wake up." I'm afraid you'll fall asleep and feel uncomfortable, so I'll let you lie in bed. I don't cover myself when I'm asleep. "

Yun Hanyu sat up: "I was afraid that something would happen to you at night, so I looked at you and didn't expect to fall asleep." Seeing her face return to normal: "Are you awake?"

"Well, I don't feel dizzy, I should be fine."

"That's good, I'm sorry, but for me, you wouldn't be drunk."

"It doesn't matter with you, don't apologize, I won't drink, so I usually don't touch alcohol. I drank a little happily today and made you laugh. "

"No, I remember, I won't let you drink it in the future."

"hmm." Gu Zexuan saw his clothes and remembered, "My clothes are yours. Have you changed? "

"Well, I'm afraid you can't sleep well. I'll change it for you." Yun Hanyu saw that her expression was unnatural: "Do you mind?"

"Oh, no, I don't mind, thank you!" Gu Zexuan dare not say even if he cares. She was the first person to see her body. If she knew that she had a crush on a woman, she wouldn't be so cold. It doesn't feel good to be seen without knowing it You really can't drink. Drinking is a mistake. No, drinking was an accident.

The atmosphere was quiet again, and Yun Hanyu felt uncomfortable. He looked at the time, and it was ten minutes before 12: "You haven't eaten the cake yet, do you want to go out to eat?" Not yet 12. "

Gu Zexuan also looked at the time: "Well, let's go, it's not too late."

They walked out of the bedroom together, and Gu Zexuan opened the cake package and inserted 27 digital candles.

Yun Hanyu took out a lighter from the drawer and lit it. She's 27? Urged: "Make a wish."

"I have no desire." Gu Zexuan blew out the candle directly.

"Do you really want nothing?"

"These things must be realized by our own efforts, not just talking about it."

"Too, happy birthday ~ cut the cake."

"hmm." Gu Zexuan cut a big piece: "This is yours." Cut himself a small piece.

Yun Hanyu picked up a small piece: "Eating too many sweets so late should be putting on weight. I eat the small one, and you eat the big one yourself. "

Gu Zexuan saw that she had already started eating, so she couldn't rob it. She had to eat a big portion: "You are not fat, you are too light." I remembered that I didn't feel the weight when I held her just now.

"You can't eat or drink, but you have to control it."

"all right." Gu Zexuan took a few bites. It's too sweet and greasy to eat. He put it aside and said, "Are there any leftovers?"

"Yes, in the refrigerator. Why? "

"I'm going to eat fried eggs and fried rice. I'm hungry. "

"There is not a cake? Don't eat? "

Gu Zexuan went to the kitchen and said, "I'm too tired to eat. Do you want to eat? "

"Are you talking about cake or fried rice with eggs?"

"Fried rice with eggs."

"I don't want it."

"Well, I won't bother you."

"hmm."

Fortunately, after a complete birthday, Yunhanyu thought that after eating the cake and cleaning up the coffee table, it is estimated that he will not eat any more. She threw the rest of the cake into the trash can with the cake box, went to the kitchen and put the rest of the cake in the refrigerator, but smelled a fragrance: "It's delicious!" "

Gu Zexuan sprinkled some chopped green onion into the pot and put it on the plate: "Do you want to eat?"

Yun Hanyu's mouth was watering, but he still said, "No."

Gu Zexuan saw her duplicity: "Come, eat with me, you won't get fat." Took two spoons, pushed Yun Hanyu out of the kitchen, sat down at the table and handed her a spoon: "I'll get a bowl and share it with you."

Yunhanyu was really seduced by this fragrance. She wanted to try it, but she didn't eat much at night. She took the spoon and said, "No, just eat like this. I'll have a taste. "

A few bites, but Han Yun Yu Can kept eating, and the more he ate, the more he wanted to eat.

Gu Zexuan saw that she ate more than herself: "Why? Delicious. "

Yun Hanyu swallowed the food in his mouth: "Well, it's delicious. Can you cook? " I have never seen her cook.

"This is a bit difficult, I only know this, and there is boiling."

"Why? Your fried eggs and fried rice are so delicious, how can you not cook? "

"Really, we often work overtime and come back very late. When we are hungry, we will eat fried eggs and fried rice, which is convenient and quick. It will take a long time. "

"Hard work!"

"I'm used to it, hehe ~" Gu Zexuan suddenly remembered: "By the way, are you free this weekend?"

"What's the matter?"

"It's just that I have a rest this weekend. If you are free, I will teach you to drive. "

"We only have one holiday, and we are free on Sunday."

"Well, I'll call you on Sunday."

"ok."

The two chatted while eating, and soon swept away this plate of fried rice with eggs.