Narcissistic sentences are funny and humorous. Wechat sends narcissistic words to friends circle (25 selected sentences)

1, I am not cool at all, but I am cool and handsome.

2, there is no fate between each other, all by my looks.

Being a handsome man is very tiring, which I really feel deeply.

4, be a low-key person, as handsome as me, I haven't said it yet.

5, test scores and other items, you are ugly first, I am handsome and I am casual.

6. Why are the salaries of handsome people unique? This is not good, it will spoil me.

7. I treat you all as good friends, but you treat me as a goddess.

8. Why don't any of my classmates look surprisingly handsome, but my deskmate does?

9. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

10, I have never been familiar with ordinary people because I am too handsome. Yes, no one did.

1 1. I can't see the lovely me at that time, and I am replaced by a more lovely me.

12, I heard that people should read more books if they are ugly. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading since I was a child.

13, I want to work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

14, there is no substitute for people who talk super funny, have a particularly good temper and are kind and gentle, such as me.

15, every time I see myself in the mirror, I will curse why there are such beautiful people in this world.

16. Today, a girl praised me for being thin. I slapped her at once. Can't you see how handsome I am? !

17, I always thought that the word looks like a fairy was talking about me, but it's not. It's as beautiful as a fairy.

18, these people who look handsome but don't know themselves are really funny. Please remind me often.

19, I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink by my cool and handsome face and live a comfortable and relaxed daily life.

20. It's not easy to cheat beautifully. The invigilator couldn't help but take a look. No wonder it was often found at first.

2 1, everyone says that making more friends with good-looking people will make you look good. No wonder people around you are getting more and more beautiful.

22. Every time I go shopping, many people send me advertising papers and leaflets. Alas, this is me, and I am so beautiful that I can make people send paper.

23. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a handsome and intelligent classmate who spreads happiness and love without asking for anything in return.

When I was born, the creator told me to be kind or handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

25. Is there anything we can talk about? Don't always say that I look good and that I am likable. Are you bored? Like no one knows.