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Talking about static electricity in winter in Moments

The troubles of static electricity in winter

1. In winter, static electricity is everywhere. You will be shocked when you open the door, close the door, fold the quilt, and pull the curtains.

2. What I hate more in winter is static electricity. I suspect that I have been stunned by the electricity, rather than the cold.

3. In winter, everything you touch gets electrocuted. Is there any way to get rid of static electricity? Father said: Connect a ground wire.

4. The static electricity in winter hinders my work. My mouse has electrocuted me n times in the morning.

5. I hate static electricity in winter. If you ask me what I hate most in the world, it would be mosquitoes in summer and static electricity in winter.

6. It’s really troublesome to grow hair in winter. It’s uncomfortable wherever you put it and there’s static electricity.

7. The fear of being dominated by static electricity in winter. Every time I press the elevator button or touch the door handle, I am afraid of being electrocuted. So now I use my mobile phone to press the elevator button.

8. Winter is really annoying! I used a paper towel to wash my hands before turning on the faucet, but I still got an electric shock when the water came out!

9. I hate winter. I hate hair loss, dryness, rhinitis, static electricity and that blizzard-like scalp.

10. Winter is annoying, cold, dry, and damn static electricity, which needs to be charged several times a day.

11. The fear of being dominated should be the kind I feel when I take off my sweater before going to bed every night, and my hair explodes with a shiny look that I can’t put back.

12. The body is electrified, and sparks and lightning appear everywhere you touch! It hurts so much! You can also hit yourself through the static eliminator.

13. Static electricity is the most annoying thing in winter! When I returned to the room and took off my clothes, I felt like a walking firecracker. You can make calls to people anytime and anywhere.

14. What will happen if the static electricity reaction occurs when petting a dog in winter? Will turn into a sea urchin.

15. When I opened the door today, I saw static sparks between me and the door handle. Also, it looks kind of nice when you turn off the lights and take off your sweater in winter.

16. When I go to get hot water in the office, the door that needs to be opened always shocks me, and now it is blocked by my clothes.

17. It’s really terrible. I always keep a key in my pocket, not for anything else but to discharge electricity from time to time. When winter comes, I feel like a walking Pikachu.

18. Sooner or later, you will be electrocuted by winter static electricity. You will be electrocuted if you cover yourself with a blanket while sleeping. If you touch the iron shelf next to the bed, you will be electrocuted. If you take off your clothes, you will be electrocuted. If you accidentally touch someone else, you will be electrocuted. Open the door. Being shocked, being shocked all day long!

Tell me about being electrocuted by static electricity

1. I laid out a mattress at night, picked up the quilt, and was so scared that I was electrocuted. After turning off the light, I straightened the quilt and found static electricity. It also flashes.

2. If you touch someone casually, you will be shocked. Not only the other person will be shocked, but you will also be shocked. I never dare to touch the car door when getting in or out of the car, let alone metal objects.

3. I am really afraid of static electricity. Every time I get out of a taxi and close the door, I will be shocked. Now I have learned to be smart and wear leather gloves when I go out.

4. It’s hard to see your partner once, but you don’t dare to touch them. You’re very cautious, how many times a day do you need electricity!

5. As soon as winter comes, it is the season of static electricity. I am really beaten to a crisp on the outside and tender on the inside every day. Every time I see someone approaching me, I have to yell not to touch me. .....

6. I hate winter so much! It’s dry and cold, the wind is strong and it causes static electricity! Come summer!

7. Winter is really unfriendly. I really don’t like winter. The static electricity makes me question life.

8. I really can’t like winter. Not only do my hands and feet freeze, but there’s also that abominable static electricity that makes me not even want to hold on while riding the subway.

9. When winter comes, I feel like my whole body is full of static electricity. There is static electricity when you open a window, there is static electricity when you open a kettle, there is static electricity on your iPad, and even the door handle of the office is filled with static electricity. Does this mean I should kick it with my feet instead of using my hands?

10. In winter, my hair is full of static electricity 24 hours a day, and it’s so uncontrollable that I feel like a Buddha.

11. In addition to the wind, the second most annoying thing in winter is static electricity, which makes your hair feel like it has been fried.

12. It turns out that this is what happens when lovers get static electricity in winter. It bounces away before their hands even touch it. It electrocuted me.

13. Winter is coming, and static electricity is also coming. When Huangpi came out of the nest, I seemed to see a HS Stegosaurus galloping towards me.