I farted.

1. It's time to buy a plane ticket to heaven and have a good talk with Yue Lao.

2. A cheater is like money falling on shit. It's a pity not to pick it, but it's disgusting!

You are very nice, but a little ugly.

Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

I gave my love to the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

6. Homework is the pain of breathing, living in everyone's heart, translating ancient Chinese will hurt, whether the topic will hurt, and even reading will hurt.

7. The decrease of forest area in China is mainly due to too many test papers!

8. Someone asked: What does your friend say to you that usually moves you? I thought about it and said, I'll pay.

9. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

10. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun.

1 1. Your promise is like farting. You can't see it when you hear it.

12. Although people changed from animals, it's a pity that many people changed back.

13. I played very hard when I was young, and now I play very hard.

14. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

15. Twinkling stars and foxes everywhere.

I like you like a madman, but you can't see like a blind man.

1. You are a pub, but you closed early. I was so happy that I froze to death at the strip club.

I don't want to like you anymore. Take back your indifference, arrogance, coldness and hotness. They can no longer threaten me.

3. Later, where you are is no longer the direction of my eyes.

You must not have noticed the despair in my eyes when I smiled and said I didn't mind.

If I can't be your only one, I don't even want to be your favorite. If what you give me is also for others, then I'd rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

6. If you don't want to drink wine, do it first. Those who don't want to see it are greeted with smiles.

7. No matter how deep you like it, it will become shallow if you don't get a response, just like one day you will find that I haven't looked for you for a long time.

8. I took a hundred steps, but you took a step back, so I gave up all my efforts.

9. I fell in love with the sound of a finished cigarette falling into the water, just like all the enthusiasm was extinguished instantly.

10. Actually, prostitutes are southern princesses. She fell in love with the general from the north and gave up everything to be a prostitute just to help him. Finally, he only gave her a sneer: you are so dirty.

1 1. Time will tell you that it is not the old man's hand that accompanies you to the end, but the wine that hurts your throat.

12. I like you like a madman, but you are blind.

13. You said that you like wandering and exile, but I am not your south wind, and I can't take away your drift.

14. You are the favorite in my life, and I am the pub you happened to pass by.

15. I broke up. I said I was leaving. I deleted my best friend. I bought wine every day and cried every night because you forced me to let go.

16. I am a very lonely person. I haven't laughed since you left.

17. The good memories you brought me can only be memories. After all, yesterday's sun can't dry today's clothes.

18. All I want in my life is true love and freedom, but I don't seem to have any.

19. Change my heart and give me a heart of stone, and I will smile and watch the person who hurt me die.

20. When time wears away your enthusiasm, you will find that the persistence that once made you hysterical has now become dispensable.

2 1. Breaking up has also been said to play hard to get because of ugliness.

22. She only drinks without talking or wiping her tears.

23. The most tacit understanding between us is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.

24. I won't frown at anyone you have an affair with in the future.

25. The saddest thing is to meet, get and lose in a hurry, and then leave a scar in my heart. It hurts you when it hurts you.

26. If the story is not tortuous, how can you teach people to grow up? Unfortunately, the story is too long, and only the wind listens to me.

27. For life, acceptance is the best gentleness, whether it is accepting a person's appearance or accepting a person's disappearance.

28. You are the past that I have hidden for many years and don't want to write about.

29. There are always some people who care about each other for more than ten years, but they are defeated by innocence or innocence.

30. I love the breeze and loneliness, because it can make me awake, not because I am naturally arrogant, but because I need to see clearly and then look down. Very interesting emotional short sentences

Very interesting emotional short sentences

1, sometimes the tighter you hold, the faster you lose.

2. Sometimes you can look at it indifferently, sometimes it's a bit too persistent.

3, sometimes, someone's words can completely hurt themselves.

We are all lies, and we also talk about cheating.

Sometimes I like listening to songs, not because the songs are good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

6. The most painful thing in the world is to fall in love with someone who is infatuated with others.

7. It's mine. Do not move. It's not mine. You put it there, too

Everyone will be tired, and no one can bear all the sadness and fatigue for you.

9. You will never understand that what I pretend is not important.

10, sometimes I feel like a psycho. Not only do you struggle with yourself, but you will also disturb others.

1 1, I always thought there was only me in your world, just like there was only you in my world.

12, many times it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you care more about the other person.

13. Pretend to be indifferent and tell everyone that I don't care, I'm fine.

14, I love you, so I have been waiting. I wait for you, so I continue to love.

15, I know you are lying to me, but I still want to believe it.

16, I have been hurt once, but I still don't know how to give up. I have to be black and blue to give up.

17, if you don't mean it, don't shake my heart again.

18, don't say how afraid you are of losing, don't say how much you hate separation.

19, I was just a child, a child who cried when he was hurt.

20, expired love. An expired promise. Expired memories. Let me die.

2 1, if this is love, it is unfair. You don't have to be reasonable I can leave.

22. We started here, but now we must finish here.

23. It is not terrible to get it, but it is a joke to keep it.

24. When expectation turns into regret, there will be no eternal life.

25. I love you, but I hope you will never know and let me sink alone.

26, can we not be brave, when love is too sour to bear.

27. I'm just a crazy passerby who accompanied you for a short time.

28. I can't allow any betrayal, anyone, in any form, for any reason.

29. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we become people who dare not cry.

30. I don't lack love. Your leaving just made me lose a habit.

Interesting personality. Tell me about it.

Interesting personality. Tell me about it.

1. If you climb on the ground and look up at others, you can't blame them for standing up straight and looking down at you.

2. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

The revolution will be successful before the villains work hard.

4. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

5. Be a rogue with temperament, a man with taste and a knowledgeable illiterate.

6. You are the best example of failed abortion! It's not your fault that you want to be a mistress, but it's your fault to come to college!

7. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

8. Don't fall in love with me. Get married if you are hypocritical and capable.

9. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.

10. Don't do anything wrong, throw all the dirty water on yourself. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

1 1. The advantage of news broadcast is that even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

12. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

13. Life is too short to be sexy.

14. Beautiful women who look coquettish are not all tigers, but they may all be salesmen.

15. I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

16. According to the law, a man can only get married at the age of 18, but he can be a soldier at the age of 18. This illustrates a problem: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

17. I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

18. After you were born, were you thrown for the last time, but only caught once?

19. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

20. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

2 1. Try not to make any noise if you can.

22. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.

23. Fighter in Bull B, bitch.

24. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not become sweet cake if steamed in a pot.

25. Get out of here, keep rolling. ...

26. At first glance, you don't look so good, but at second glance, you might as well look evil.

27. When you ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer must be that the female toad doesn't have to doubt his appreciation level, but his environment is different.

28. Some things don't need to be argued. They are submissive on the surface and rebellious in secret.

29. I found a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What did you say was missing?

30. I'll hit you if I hit you. Do we have to choose a date?

3 1. I really envy you for knowing me so young.

32. Admit your mistakes and never change.

33. Times have changed. Who will be waiting for you there?

34. Quit smoking, go to bed early and die well.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

36. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?

37. Who will not die, who will not die.

38. It's not that I don't fold the quilt, mainly because I miss the past, or I like the quilt I slept the day before going to bed, which forced me to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.

39. How tired is it from simplicity to indifference?

40. Parents: Please don't call your children "Bunny", because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.

4 1. I want to go, but I don't want to die

42. It is better to love or be loved than to love.

When a woman is looking at the sky, she doesn't want to look for anything. She is just lonely ...

44. People talk and fart. Like farting, talking is just a breath.