Humor, self-mockery and high emotional intelligence copywriting

1. Personal introduction: poor, cheap, unable to move.

2. People have backgrounds, so do I..

My life can be summed up in nine words: I can do whatever I want with my salary, and the salary is naturally cool.

4. I have to choose one who will make a fortune and make friends.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

6. 18 years old came out to earn money, from one yuan to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, and I get angry when I see myself.

Seven. The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than twenty years. Never got to the point.

Eight. Now, what you can't climb up is your grades, what you can't get down is your weight, what you can afford to put down is chopsticks, and what you can't get in and out is the quilt.

9. You can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life? You don't even brush the bowl, but you still want to brush the presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

10. People are really busy and have no complicated emotions at all. People are too lazy to take trifles seriously.

1 1. Gao Fushuai's wallet is like a flower. Every time you open it, it makes people smile. My wallet is like an onion. Every time you open it, it makes people cry!

Twelve. I used to think that as long as a person grows up, he will become mature and capable. Now I know that many things have nothing to do with age. A fool will only become a big fool when he grows up.

Thirteen. Don't talk to me about ideals, quit! That thing is not very valuable, and it will be destroyed if it is not repaired.

14. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.

15. We used to be husband and wife, but now we are mobile phones. A mobile phone in hand, forever. The mobile phone is not in hand, and there is no soul.

16. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? You transferred 10 yuan to me, and your payment was successful.

17. In the poker game of life, God deals cards and we play cards ourselves.

Don't think too great of yourself, you know, in other people's world, no matter how well you do, you are only a supporting role.

I usually show up in the afternoon, otherwise you will fall in love with me sooner or later. The world belongs to us. It also belongs to those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren! 2 1. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds will be rescued by leaders, and those without backgrounds will be killed by a stick!

22. Reason is always cleaning up the mess for sensibility.

23. The same bottle of drinks costs five yuan in a convenience store and sixty yuan in a five-star hotel. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

24. I became an older woman for two reasons: first, no one looked down on me, and second, no one looked down on me.

Twenty-five Find the cause of the problem from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

26. Another day passed. How was your day? Did you dream?

Twenty-seven I was scolded four times a day: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't read a book for a day, and I don't sleep at night.

Twenty-eight We brush the screen, and the years brush people.

29. try everything How do you know you really can't do it without trying? From nothing at the beginning of the year to penniless at the end of the year, don't forget your initiative, you have been busy for a year in vain!