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1. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. I will spend it alone with my thoughts on you.
2. I spend Chinese Valentine’s Day alone, I spend Valentine’s Day alone, I spend Christmas alone, and if I have the ability, let me spend the exam alone!
3. I hate the coming of this Chinese Valentine's Day, because I am still alone!
4. It is better to give roses on Valentine’s Day than to give cauliflower, which can be eaten and save money.
5. Spending Chinese Valentine’s Day with yourself can save money and not find a love rival.
6. Chinese Valentine’s Day. I don't want to go to the street and watch other couples look happy.
7. Who will accompany you to watch the meteor shower on Chinese Valentine’s Day?
8. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. If you are still single, don't worry, God is looking at you and saying: "I want to leave you a special one!".
9. It turns out that a person will die on Chinese Valentine's Day: One Chinese Valentine's Day and seven = death.
10. On Chinese Valentine's Day, it doesn't matter if I am used to living alone, but I feel too much emotion in my heart.
11. Chinese Valentine's Day is just a festival for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl and has nothing to do with me.
12. Valentine’s Day is here, and the couples on the street are holding hands, but I can only hold my left hand and my right hand.
13. On Chinese Valentine's Day, single friends should go out in groups on the street. When they see a couple, they should walk through the middle and separate each other as a couple.
14. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I no longer have that breath. If I bite myself, only I know the pain.
15. The most touching words on Chinese Valentine's Day are not "I love you" but "I'll cover all your future Chinese Valentine's Day".
16. If you treat Chinese Valentine's Day as Singles' Day, you will feel less lonely and less painful.
17. Looking forward to looking forward to it, Chinese Valentine's Day is approaching, but I am still alone.
18. Due to long-term separation, the Cowherd and his cow got along well, so the Chinese Valentine's Day has been cancelled. I hope you will tell each other.
19. It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day again. Happy, unhappy, sad, sad, envious, jealous, and hateful, all living beings have different expressions. But what happened to Chinese Valentine's Day? If you give it a face, it will be Chinese Valentine's Day. If you don't give it a face, it will be nothing at best.
20. I obviously have a partner but I feel like I can only spend the Chinese Valentine's Day by myself.
21. My sister used to accompany me on Chinese Valentine’s Day, but this year she can’t accompany me.
22. I have just received the Jade Emperor’s decree: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl stumbled and fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement. Therefore, the Chinese Valentine’s Day is cancelled. Please tell your lovers and friends.
23. Chinese Valentine’s Day, can you come back and spend it with me?
24. Isn’t it almost Chinese Valentine’s Day? What are you afraid of? It has not been my day for fifteen years. It is the same this time. It’s okay. I’ll get used to it after a while.
25. If you feel lonely on Chinese Valentine's Day, just turn off the lights and play a pornographic movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.
26. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming, but I still spend it alone.
27. Who can spend Valentine’s Day with me?
28. In fact, if you love the right person, you can spend Valentine’s Day every day.
29. I heard that on Chinese Valentine’s Day, being single and having a job go better together.
30. There is a lover on the Chinese Valentine's Day, but there is no breath of love.
31. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I will buy a large bouquet of roses myself, and then proudly say to others: My boyfriend bought this for me. I am so happy.
32. Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, it's best to have a typhoon, level 16, blowing away a pair.
33. Those who show affection on Chinese Valentine's Day this year, have you ever thought about that day in space next year?
34. I am not afraid of spending Chinese Valentine’s Day alone, but I am afraid that you will spend Chinese Valentine’s Day with others.
35. Some people say that Valentine’s Day is April Fool’s Day, because they always say false love words, and April Fool’s Day is Valentine’s Day, because there will be people who use this April Fool’s Day to tell you the truth.
36. It’s a festival to celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day alone. It’s nice to spend it alone.
37. On this Chinese Valentine’s Day, how many people hold hands with their left hand?
38. All I need for Valentine’s Day is a love letter and a confession.
39. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when you spend Chinese Valentine's Day with your lover, while I drink Qixi alone at home.
40. On Valentine’s Day, I want to walk on the road by myself and let the couples see how proud I am.
41. When a woman is in love, she feels like she is isolated from the world.
42. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, please don’t show affection and abuse dogs in the circle of friends
43. Put on your headphones, this Chinese Valentine’s Day has nothing to do with me.
44. Handsome people spend the Chinese Valentine's Day quietly alone, but ugly people try their best to show their affection.
45. If you don’t want to be single on Chinese Valentine’s Day and watch other people show their affection, just take the initiative to confess your love to me.
46. Pray for rain. The bigger the rain, the better, so that the Chinese Valentine’s Day can be enjoyed!
47. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I stayed at home and played a pair of pairs for a whole day. I clicked the mouse and clicked out one pair, one pair, and another pair.
48. There was a text message or phone call today, telling me: I will spend this Valentine’s Day with you, okay?
49. Chinese Valentine’s Day is another sleepless night because I miss you. .
50. Valentine’s Day is always such a small holiday for one person.
51. I hope that during the Chinese Valentine's Day, the girl who loves me can give me a rose, and the Chinese girl who loves me can give me a flower.
52. It seems that you and I are left alone on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year, my bed!
53. Chinese Valentine's Day is just a festival for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and has nothing to do with mortals like us.
54. It’s good to be single, it’s good to be single, and it’s good to be single with whomever you want.
55. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, I want to package myself and express it to you. Honey, I miss you so much.
56. It is said that the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are the most miserable. They only get together one day a year. I say they are actually the happiest! Who is missed 364 days a year?
57. Don’t tell me happy Chinese Valentine’s Day, and don’t ask me where I’m going. I’ll just play Lianliankan at home, and eliminate a pair to make a pair.
58. During the Chinese Valentine's Day, hire two children. When they meet a boy, they call them dad, and when they meet a girl, they call them mom. If they can split a pair, they will be a pair.
59. How can you be happy on a Valentine’s Day when you can only hug yourself?
60. How I wish that there is a magpie bridge between you and me, connecting you and me together. If we are separated in this life, we will be separated forever.
61. I waited for Chinese Valentine’s Day, but I didn’t wait for you.
62. Tell me, what kind of mood should I use to face the scars on Chinese Valentine’s Day this year?
63. It’s almost Chinese Valentine’s Day, and you, my beloved, are not with me.
64. On the night of Chinese Valentine's Day, facing the bright moon, let me solemnly make my wish: I will love you forever!
65. It turns out that a person's loneliness is not lonely. Missing someone who has already left is truly lonely.
66. A person’s Chinese Valentine’s Day is so lonely that I’m going to die. This character is so well-crafted! !
67. It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, are you bored? Are you melancholy? Hold a glass of wine and taste a little loneliness.
68. I hate Valentine’s Day the most. Every Valentine’s Day, I will definitely break up!
69. Someone asked me if you will still spend Chinese Valentine’s Day alone next year? Nima, will I turn into a dog?
70. I don’t like Chinese Valentine’s Day, because on Chinese Valentine’s Day, there is still no magpie bridge on the Milky Way; I don’t like Chinese Valentine’s Day, because on Chinese Valentine’s Day, whispers are still not heard under the grape trellis; I don’t like Chinese Valentine’s Day, because on Chinese Valentine’s Day, there is still no magpie bridge on the Milky Way; , you won’t accompany me.
71. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming, men should put their hands together, follow the example of Thai men, and say to your lover: swipe my card.
72. Be cautious when having an affair after Chinese Valentine’s Day, because who knows whether you are looking for a father for your child.
73. My friend asked me how I would spend Valentine’s Day on Chinese Valentine’s Day. I calmly said "skip"!
74. Don’t show off chocolate and flower gifts on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Send them out to your boyfriend to see if they are the same.
75. Don’t ask me how I spent the Chinese Valentine’s Day, I can only answer you; just smile and pass.
76. I can spend the Chinese Valentine's Day alone, so let's be a companion.
77. If you ask what the Chinese Valentine's Day is in this world, you will be told to torture singles to death.
78. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming soon. Single friends, hurry up and buy all the odd-numbered seats in the cinema!
79. Chinese Valentine’s Day is coming soon. I’m not afraid of spending it alone. I'm just afraid that the person I like will live with someone else.
80. I heard that being single on Chinese Valentine’s Day goes well with homework.
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