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My five-year-old nephew slept with me today. He woke me up this morning. Little nephew: Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, my pants are soaked with sweat. Please help me find a pair of pants to change! When I opened my eyes, I went. The first time I saw someone say that bed wetting was sweaty. ...

2. The boy knocked on her and whispered: There are two kinds of people in the world who will treat you so well like me, one is dad and the other is boyfriend. Do you understand what I mean? The girl blushed and shook her head: I don't understand ... The boy took a deep breath: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: No … No … The boy continued to guide her: Since you don't have a boyfriend, what do you think I want to express? The girl suddenly realized: Do you want to be my father?

My little nephew sneezed in the morning. Seeing that his nose was so painful that he wanted to cry, I comforted him that he sneezed because I was thinking about him. 0. A young man selling barbecue sneezed twice. The child rushed forward and said to others, Do you know? My aunt is thinking about you!

I went to wash the car today. At first, the paint on my car had some spots. I washed the car this time.

80 yuan, it's fine washing. After washing, my dad took a look and said, why didn't this spot be cleaned? The boy who washed the car replied: You can wipe off the mole by taking a bath in the bathhouse. ...

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I am a teenager and I am said to be very avant-garde. I never appreciated it, so I asked him yesterday: Grandpa, I heard that you are very fashionable. This uncle replied to me: Sao Nian, are you gay? my God ...

6. On the plane, one

The 30-year-old father couldn't help but look at the stewardess a few times, only way

The six-year-old daughter asked, what are you looking at? Do you find it interesting? My mom's gone. How could you do this? Father flushed: eat quickly and cut the crap, or I won't take you out in the future. Daughter mutters: It is said that my daughter was my father's lover in his last life, and I don't understand. How did I like you in my last life?

7. The old neighbor doesn't like me, so she says, How old are you? It's time to find a girlfriend Really can't. Find a man.

The next day, I took my boyfriend shopping and met the old lady, who cried at that time, you little Wang.

Eight eggs, when I asked you to find a man, you really did. Why the fuck do you have to find my son?

8. Cousin and his girlfriend went shopping and fainted. In the hospital, his girlfriend said in shock, before we went shopping, he suddenly fainted, which scared me to death!