The film talks about quotations and classic quotations.

Get up in the morning and shout to the mirror: "pig!" " "

When you see a puppy, you should call it "Wang Cai".

When you see cockroaches or flies in the bowl, shout, "Xiao Qiang!

When you hear someone talking to you, say, "Roger that!" "

Ask the other person's name: "What's your mother's name?"

When the roommate looked at the girl, he said, "Master, is your taste too bad?"

Express admiration for a girl and say, "Then let's all start this relationship right away!" " At the same time, I also want to say: "Miss, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie."

When you are threatened, you say, "forgive me, hero!" "

Seeing others fighting, he said, "gnome male-"! Don't be angry, you will be offended if you are angry! "

When someone asks you to borrow something, they will say, "Do you want it? If you want it, just say it. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ……

If you can't sleep in hot weather, you say, "It's a long night, and you don't want to sleep."

When I praised my school, I said, "Although it is not beautiful, it has a unique flavor."

When you admire others, say, "I'm Kao! I have taken you! "

But when I heard someone say hello on the road, I said, "Talk to me? Are you talking to me? Wrong person! "

Show someone something and say, "You don't believe it? Look! "

When you can't understand what others are saying, just say, "I see, you are crazy!" " "

When he was inferior to others in the exam, he said, "In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him. It is because of the extra burden that he will be a little taller than me! " "

When your girlfriend asks you why you like her, she says, "Do you need a reason to love someone?"

When abandoned, say "the relationship is broken."

Talk to people about the feeling of being lovelorn: "Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, only endless pain and sigh!" " "

Seeing the people in the dormitory littering, he said, "You are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around, it's wrong to throw things around! "

When I was drunk, I said, "Hey, give me some time. I'll get used to it when I throw up!" " "

I failed in the exam and said, "I guessed ahead of time, but I couldn't guess the ending ..."

When you see someone else fail in the exam, you should say, "Brother, you have been recruited!" " ""why? Are you having an affair with him? ! ! (Note that the word leg must be pronounced in a special voice) If you can't hear the original "only you", you will fall down.

The weather turned cloudy: "It thundered, it rained, and the clothes were collected!" " Or "What a big marshmallow!" ! !

Someone asked you to bring him something: "You want me to show him some souvenirs. Do you have any necklaces, jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight boxes and so on ... "

Others criticize you: Who said that? I just focused my vision on one point to change my previous view of things! !

Fight with people: I am a woman. Are you kidding?

● "There was once a sincere love in front of me. If you don't cherish it, you will regret it if you lose it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a second chance, I will say three words to that girl:' I love you'. If I have to add a deadline to this love, I hope it is 10,000 years. " [A Chinese Odyssey]

● "Mrs. Bing, a small person lives in Suzhou, and there is a house and a field at home, which is endless. Who knows Tang Bohu terminating, collusion with the government, lawlessness, occupied my big house, took my fields. My grandfather turned against him and was beaten by him with a stick. My grandmother called him a bully, but he was caught in Tang Fu and raped a hundred times. Finally, she hanged herself and hated the world. He also kicked my father and son out of the house and wandered to the river. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Who knows that Tang Bohu, who is so insidious, knows this situation and sends someone to plot against him. He beat my father and son at the city gate, leaving a strong little man and a poor father to die. This hatred is even harder to add. In order to bury my father, I had to sell myself as a slave, earn money diligently, and read articles at the same time, vowing to gain fame and fortune and make enemies strong. Since then, Tang Yin's poems have been with me, and I remember that this hatred is not mortal. " [Tang Bohu points Chou-heung]