A collection of small three quotations without swearing

Don't scold the little three quotations without dirty words 1) You really live in your crotch!

2) Everything is going up, that is, people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

3) Seeing that you are such a gentle lady, I didn't expect to get into trouble with a man with sexually transmitted diseases. If you had sex with my husband earlier, I would rather give him to you.

4) The inside is white and the outside is red, which is different. Self-love, peacock Kaiping

5) The man treats the unmarried woman as a hostess and wants to play for nothing. In the end, it is often turned into a pouting duck by a mistress.

6) Xiao San, you can control his body. His heart is something you will never get, which is my greatest capital.

We finally chose you from n candidates. Because you are young, economical and naive, and you only love to despise marriage. All kinds of characteristics make you the best person to do three things. You are so ordinary, but so lucky! Do you think those gifts that touch your heart are expensive?

8) If marriage is a grave, is mistress robbing a grave?

9) Find the cause of the problem from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

10) It is not easy to hear that you are on location in do miss. I will give you more money. You must take care of my man. I don't want him to come to your henhouse every day.

San Xiao's Quotations 1) As far as you are concerned, you still learn from others to be mistresses, and you even say everywhere that you cover 3,000 yuan. Why don't you tell others that it's 3,000 yuan for three years? It's only ten cents a day.

2) Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

3) I didn't understand until I broke up. It turns out that San Xiao is the best friend!

4) Please don't pretend to be smart, you will be acclimatized!

5) Your parents taught you so well that you crossed the line.

6) First come, first served. Didn't your mother tell you to wait in line to buy things?

7) Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, you and San Xiao are going to jump off the building, and I will shout for gas downstairs.

8) You stupid son of a bitch, don't come out and make a fool of yourself.

9) It's so selfless to wear a low chest and reach in.

10) It's just different from the women that many people have slept with, even the hair is so different.

1 1) Fuck you, do you know how to write shame? I lost it to your ancestors.

12) A good man can resist temptation, refuse new love and afford a wife.

13) Remember, your homework is at your side, and you can't finish it.

14) San Xiao destroys other people's families.

15) Without a mistress, who will identify your bullshit love?

16) playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

17) Although San Xiao is cheap, she has her cheap art. ..

18) You are the scum of rotten people, the pervert of eunuchs, and the best of animals.

19) If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.

20) A mistress is not as good as a young lady. The young lady did it for money. What are you doing this for?

No swearing, no swearing (1). Lovers can be safe, but no one can see their faces.

2) Not everyone thinks mistress is not good. Some people are tolerant and even welcome mistress. Of course, the most typical is middle-aged men, especially those who are bent on changing their beauty. This shows that supply needs to be decided.

I don't know why you don't always think with that thing around your neck.

4) You are a pest, even if you go to eighteen levels of hell.

5) hostess, wipe that pile of powder off your face. I really want to slap you and see how much you lose.

6) A mistress is a mistress, just like A Dou who can never help others.

7) A mistress is destined to be a mistress. Remember, you are just a mistress.

8) Jiangshan is so charming and San Xiao is so coquettish.

9) How can a mistress seduce a bad man?

10) Xiao San, do you deserve true love? Today you will be this man's mistress, and tomorrow you will sleep with someone else.

1 1) Don't dress like a comfort woman, the Grenade will explode when it sees you.

12) Whether the next stop is hell or not depends on whether there is a mistress.

13) Your battle manifesto is incompatible with your combat technology. Is this your capital? Do you also have some little sadness that flows against the river?

14) My husband just uses you as a tool, so you should take care of yourself.

15) Your ass is up to your eyes, and a dog with a broken spine dares to bark in front of me.

16) I didn't mean to be different, how can I have outstanding taste!

17) also complained that he had no friends. Which woman can be your friend? It means that her boyfriend is hard to dump, and I need to find you a back.

18) If marriage is a grave, is mistress robbing a grave?

19) Teacher, you must be dead. I love Taoists.

20) You are filthy to the extreme. You are the representative of meanness and filth, the embodiment of lewdness and filth!

2 1) You are a pest, even if you go to eighteen levels of hell.

22) You say that you are in your prime and you are eighteen, but I think you look like you are eighty, and you have the nerve to wear this dress.

23) You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

24) If a man sticks your photo on the wall, he can ward off evil spirits during the day and use contraception at night.

25) shameless mistress, don't think you are a gourd doll.

26) Is mistress really happy?

27) Are you chewing gum spilled by dogs on the roadside? See who sticks to who, whose soles stick, and you won't let go?

28) Are you a man? You'd better rinse your mouth in the cesspit!

29) You are a bus. You can get on and off for a dollar.