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Smiling God turned over the copy.

The smiling God reversed the copy.

1, when quarreling with others, it is best to quarrel at the stairs. The advantage of this is that both sides have a step down after the quarrel.

2. Everyone's face looks good, but mine is big.

3. I asked the dog, "Do I have a good peach blossom this year?" It said, "Woof!

4. I haven't held hands for too long, and a pickled pepper claw feels very gentle.

5. If I disappear one day, will you think of me, even if you simply ask, "Where is my dad?

I am a very narrow-minded person. If anyone annoys me, I will do eye exercises in front of him.

7. Don't look at my leisure in my circle of friends every day. I'm also free when I'm not making friends.

8. I hope everyone will not be stingy, because the door will rot.

Today is the 520th time I miss you. When will you pay back the money?

10. Some people will miss their mother's cooking if they don't go home for a long time. You haven't played games with me for so long. Do you miss my food?

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12. Does it look like a beauty? If not, I will delete you.

13, all my future plans have a beginning: when I get rich.

14. Those who thought they loved reading since childhood actually didn't have cell phones before.