Humorous sleep sentences

Humorous sentences about sleeping. Many sentences can bring us upward courage and confidence. Life and sentences are inseparable. Talking can vent our emotional feelings and relieve stress. Learning to write sentences is conducive to describing and praising the world. After reading the humorous sentences about sleeping, choose a circle of friends!

Sleeping humorous sentences 1

1, have a good rest during the day, because you have to sleep at night!

When I say I like sleeping, I mean skipping classes, sleeping in class, sleeping when I am bored and sleeping in the morning. Instead of sleeping with your eyes closed when it gets dark.

3. "The future depends on dreams." So go to sleep.

4. The sudden trembling in the sleep state is that the nervous system finds that you suddenly enter the sleep state and have not been active for a long time. It thought you were dead, so it moved to see if you were dead …

I like staying in bed, because I like sleeping. I like sleeping, because I like dreaming. I like dreaming, because the reality is too bad.

6, the bed can let me rely on, can give me a hug, so I like to sleep.

7. You are not a fish. How can you not sleep?

8, to deal with fatigue: sleep. Coping with fear: sleeping. Coping with a cold: sleeping. Fight hunger: sleep. Coping with lovelorn: sleeping. A sense of cure all diseases, a sense of dry Kun.

9, my hobby can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over …

10, I don't want to sleep, but I always want to sleep.

Humorous sentence 2 1. Eat more snacks and sleep less. You can't run away if you become a totoro.

I just went to bed and suddenly found something pulling my quilt. I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, fighting with Lao Tzu for quilts.

Record the teacher's lecture and listen to it before going to bed, so you will never lose sleep again.

At school, I just want to do two things, the first is to sleep, and the second is to sleep.

5. Go to bed at noon and set the QQ automatic reply to "Then what?" As a result, a classmate chatted with it all noon.

6, don't cry, don't make trouble, I just turned over to sleep.

7. Give me a bed so that I can sleep till the end of the world.

8. My mother's attitude towards me at home during the summer [ranting] [ranting] [ranting]]: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I say no to dinner, and I don't sleep at night.

9. In order to find out the reason of insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.

10, I woke up when I thought it was not funny, and I wanted to knock on your window with a quilt.