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Talking about false vows

1, has been wandering, because I don't know who I am waiting for.

2. The irresistible step is who forgets who is in the corner.

Some words are only suitable for joking, whether you believe it or not.

4. Pretend not to care about your ridicule and leave with a smile.

6. How do you explain my feelings for you by saying "I love you"?

7. You don't think I care as much as I do.

8. I have read and agreed to the relevant terms of service. Say something

I would rather have your cruel indifference than that false promise.

10, we let go of our dignity and stubbornness just because we can't let go of one person.

1 1, I'm bad, so you don't have to be so kind to me. I'm afraid I can't live without you.

12, I don't know whether I fell in love with your gentleness or your cleverness or your hypocrisy.

13. Pay attention to the po owners who don't like to draw a lottery.

14, time will always witness love, but it can't stand the temptation of time.

15. If you shed tears, it will always be my face that is wet. If you are sad, it is always my heart that suffers.

16, if the reunion is for another forgetting, I'd rather never get together with you.

17, in fact, some people are very fat, but I said no, you are not fat.

18, don't you know that I told you the plot and jokes that I love you watching TV, don't you know?

19, everyone thinks I'm calm in every exam, but I'm faking it! I'm nervous like a fool, but I don't want to look stupid.

20. I feel hypocritical every time I make up, and makeup removal is particularly obscene.

2 1, failed in the exam, went home and opened the book, pretending to be depressed and saying, mom, why did I work so hard and failed in the exam? Didn't I say no pains, no gains?

22. Became girlfriends with my boyfriend's underground girlfriend, and then dumped him together.

23. Thank those who hurt you, because they taught you to grow.

Talk about hypocrisy, talk about those hypocritical people.

Talk about hypocrisy

1, I love you, I love you. I shouted many times in my heart, but when we met, I couldn't say anything. I just want to look at you from behind and pay attention to you. I don't talk. When I can meet you, all I need to do is make you laugh, from the heart. A person is used to pain, silence and long-term disguise. I wouldn't have laughed from the bottom of my heart.

2, what's wrong with drug abuse! ? At least that moment made me feel happy, without worry, deception, lies and hypocrisy between people, at least made me feel alive!

3. I will cry and laugh, because I live a free life, unlike you who live a life of 1 false mask every day, and always beware of being calculated.

4. Trust others, but be cheated; Rely on others, but in exchange for betrayal; Care about others, but get hurt. Reality always makes us black and blue. The feeling of heartache is only borne silently by oneself, and few people know themselves. What they really gain is not sincerity, but hypocrisy. After getting along for a long time, they will understand that everything is so hypocritical and artificial.

Real female Chinese characters can be made without makeup, dressing up, affectation and hypocrisy.

6. There is no boy in this world who is not from the Appearance Association. It is nonsense to say that the heart is more important than the appearance. Boys are hypocritical animals. If you are ugly, short, fat, black and earthy. No one will come near you, let alone your heart. It's all bullshit, so girls, wake up.

7. I'm wordy, I'm insane, I'm crazy, I'm an idiot, I'm lonely, I'm empty, I'm hypocritical, I'm cowardly, I kissed, I had an affair, I loved, but I've never cheated.

8. Self-directed and self-performed that fake smile.

9. My roommate is a very hypocritical person. Every time he picks up girls, he secretly sends my photo to the other party, saying that he wants to see if the other party is sincere.

10, worst of all, I still love you even though I know you are hypocritical, disloyal and arrogant and will never love me]

1 1. Although we have been apart for almost ten months, you can still show off what I am used to.

12, one more satisfaction and one less complaint. More truth, less hypocrisy. More happiness, less sadness. More understanding, less confusion. This simple life is the happiness we should pursue.

13, there is no eternal oath, only eternal lies. There are no cheaters, and everyone in the real world is hypocritical.

14, don't exaggerate the degree of our mutual understanding, don't show me your shortcomings casually, and don't tell me your wounds lightly. This is not hypocrisy, because love needs worship, fragile human nature generally can not bear absolute truth, and no one in the world is perfect.

15, don't call me hypocritical. I am more serious than you.

16, a colleague who has been together for two years, is usually hypocritical and pretentious, and lz has never been pleasing. As a result, we finally fought today. Yes, everyone guessed right. I am doing CT in the hospital now, and I regret it now! It's not worth it for this scum.

17. When we are sad, we don't complain. We watched and listened quietly. This is a realistic and hypocritical world.

18, clear the clouds, polish your eyes, hypocrisy and jealousy are intertwined, and there is your true self.

19, a lot of smiles, knowing hypocrisy, but still squeezing out smiles; Many memories, knowing that they are sad, still can't let go; Many give up and know the beauty, but they are never willing to leave; Many longings, knowing that it is useless, always want to be understood; A lot of bondage, knowing that there is tension, but still can't get rid of it; Many things, knowing the ending, still want to stop and can't stop.

20. others can see the happiness on their faces. Who can feel the pain inside me? Interpersonal teaching you what is false reality, tell you what is unscrupulous.

2 1, our story is like the king's new clothes, and there is no illusion in hypocrisy.

What happened these two days made me feel very cold. Finally see the so-called friends around you! It's all fake! Oh! You don't have to be sincere about other people's hypocrisy anymore!

23. I wish you happiness. What I said is so hypocritical.

24. Don't think that there are too many good people in this world, and we can't understand the hypocritical faces.

Selfishness and hypocrisy have always been two other instincts of human beings to protect themselves.

Talk about those hypocritical people.

1, yesterday, in the face of irreparable reality, let me thoroughly understand that I was cheated by today's reality, that's all. But I still like this kind of myself, not hypocritical, not calculating others, like my true self, I believe: one good turn deserves another! What goes around comes around! It doesn't matter whether people are alive, stupid, stupid or stupid. Just keep it simple. If you are too smart, too clear and too clear, you will be sad, sad and tired, and only you will suffer.

2, I am crazy, but crazy is true, you are a lady, but he is hypocritical.

I don't want false feelings, but I remember your lies for many years.

4. People often misunderstand me, so they don't say anything without asking me ... They don't know where to start ... I always feel that explanation is tantamount to shielding. I'm afraid to get too close to others and think I have a goal ... I often feel tired of living and think too much ... I always think that some people and things will never change, but I forget that everything takes time and energy to install high emotional intelligence for the West District ... Sometimes it's hypocritical to be confused and tired.

Let this erratic heavy rain wash away the secrets about me and us. If it is beautiful, it will flow gently like a gentle stream. If you are sad, please clean it up thoroughly. When those gods knew about you and me, they drifted it to the depths of the sea, and someone would fish it up and have a happy ending. Holy rain. Only you can hear my call, feel the loneliness under my false shell and hide for me.

6. How hypocritical the sentence "I wish you happiness" is, and how much helplessness and disappointment it contains.

7. Hey, can a liar be hypocritical?

8. When you are unhappy, you don't force a smile, and deadpan is like a fake smile.

9. Life is becoming more and more realistic, while we are becoming more and more hypocritical. . .

10, why are you trying so hard to hide your feelings? Have you had enough fun?

1 1. Love is false, friendship is false, family ties are even more false, and only oneself is true.

12 actually, Xiao San is not as mean as we thought. She just lets us know how hypocritical this man is in front of us.

13, stop talking about love, it's all hypocritical, and it's not just money that works.

14, put away your hypocrisy and get out.

15, perhaps, some people will feel safe only if they live in a hypocritical world.

16, I want to say that Jojo's girlfriend can't be hypocritical? Can you scold us at dawn and pretend to be pathetic and ridiculous?

17, sometimes, I think the world is really fake and hypocritical.

18, is it disappointing enough that every point I get is a generous gift? It is cruel to recognize the reality, but who wants to live a false lie?

19, put away your hypocrisy and put down your affectation.

20. In the wasted years, youth has been exhausted. Counting the days when the dust is like water, you seem to be at the end of the world and close at hand. However, in this winter, in that snowy time and space, you didn't make an appointment, and my heart was shaking. Conan's dream, which I have been carefully caring for, suddenly woke up. I can't keep myself quiet and indifferent anymore.

2 1, cry if you want, laugh happily, and don't be hypocritical because of the hypocrisy of the world.

22, dear 100,000 why do you think you are particularly hypocritical? Do you feel it?

23. Do you dare to turn around and let others judge you? A. cute B, lively. C, terrible. D, indifference E. very good. F, mature G. beautiful H, chic. Me, keep a low profile. J hates it. K, fun. L, easy to get along with. M, two goods. N, hypocrisy. Oh, idiot. P, playboy. Q, not sensible. R, fool. S, crazy.

24. I hate insincere people. Their world is always full of hypocrisy, which makes people feel chilling.

Hypocrisy is not used to describe a person, but a group of people.

Talk about a friend's hypocrisy. Talk about a friend's hypocrisy

1, hello ... Your mask is quite fashionable, and it's still a knockoff version. Be careful to wear it for a long time and turn it into skin.

2, put away your hypocrisy, I don't want it.

I wanted to leave, but you kept me. I wanted you to accompany me, but you said you didn't have time. Do you call yourself hypocritical?

4. Man, don't deceive the woman who loves you with your false lies.

I am tired and my heart is tired. You can get out of my world with your hypocrisy. .

6. Sometimes, I think the world is really fake and hypocritical.

7. Forced by love-hypocrisy is indifferent to love-dribs and drabs

8. Am I an asshole? Is it pretentious? Is it disgusting? Then why did you love me?

9. When treating a hypocritical person, we should not scold her or expose her, but let her continue to be sad and hypocritical, and then pretend that she knows nothing. So slowly, a lot.

10, love this thing, let me understand how ugly and hypocritical this society is.

1 1, too many coincidence plans have contributed to the hypocritical world.

Please put away those [fake] smiles. I don't need it.

13, I love you is the most beautiful love story and the most hypocritical lie in the world.

14, take off the mask of hypocrisy. It won't be too tired or too disgusting to wear. I think you are much more disgusting than your period.

15, hate hypocritical people. But everyone is hypocritical. Helpless.

16. Is hypocrisy an innate instinct or is it made of copper and iron?

17, the stone stage is so hypocritical, where do I start?

18. Would you like to give your friend a hug on graduation day?

19, "You are everything to me, and I love you." "hypocrisy."

20. Ignorant people will use their own money to challenge the hypocrites around them.

2 1, hypocritical dogs in real society are really not enough to stand aside.

22. Don't give me a New Year present. You are hypocritical and have the ability to send cash.

I find myself so hypocritical. I found a boyfriend who loves me, but it hurts to see my ex-boyfriend.

24. Time will leave the truest people behind, and time will betray the most hypocritical people.

25. Trust a false friend and a hostile witness.

26. He knows that they can only walk this street with friends whose lights are dim all their lives.

I hate it when people rob my friends, but there's nothing I can do. Why should I ask others to love me only?

28. It's not that I haven't tried to get along well with people, but every time I look at them like that, I obviously scold me to death, but I pretend to be so close that I want to vomit.

29. 【 Which one of you will accompany me when I am at my lowest point? All his mother smiled hypocritically-]/////.

30. "Fish and Fish Truth" must be tested before trusting friends.

3 1, the most trusted girlfriend always speaks ill of her, and now they want to have dinner with her. What a good girlfriend! Why are you so hypocritical?

The reality is too cruel, the network is too virtual, love is too hypocritical, money is too tempting, some people care about money, some people care about power, some people care about looks, and some people care about the truth.

I pretend that I don't care, but I see my heart is broken. The more decadent a person is in love, the more comfort he will have, no matter how hypocritical.

34. Living in a hypocritical world all day will only become more and more hypocritical.

35. People in reality are so hypocritical that no one is qualified to say who they are.

I believe my best friend and I will grow old together. Please don't distort the world, okay? That bitch is only formed by your hypocrisy. Please leave some beauty for the world, will you?

37. I hate the feeling of being hot and cold. When I am a warm handbag, I use it to warm my hands when I need it and throw it aside when I don't need it. Get out with your hypocrisy!

38. In fact, you understand very well. No amount of tears. Unable to resist the hypocrisy of reality.

39. Maybe I smiled hypocritically for a long time and I was tired. I just want to get rid of myself quietly. ......

40. It was a mistake from the beginning. What excuse do you have for your hypocrisy?

4 1, I also want to last forever, but reality always hits me hard. This reminds me of how hypocritical love has always been.

42. Today is my birthday. Tanabata Valentine's Day. Mom and Dad, I love you. And my friends who accompany me, thank you, I love you. .

43. The world is too hypocritical, too kind and too imperfect.

44. "Husband, what are you doing?" "I'm shopping with a good friend. What's wrong? " "The clothes you match are really beautiful."

45. Never go against your will and be friends.

46. I suddenly felt very tired after receiving private letters from many people asking for powder. Fans will naturally have their own. Don't be hypocritical

47. How many roads have you traveled and how many hypocritical faces have you seen?

48. Don't play with your heart, ok? Stop being hypocritical, okay? I know everything, but I don't want to be exposed.

49. Hypocrisy explains the prosperity of the night.

50, hypocritical you stay away from me. . . .

5 1, A Jin; You don't know how hypocritical society is until the real society slaps you. Some fools have been making excuses for each other even after being stabbed.

I am melodramatic, lovely, cruel, dark, hypocritical, fragile, decadent, lonely and scarred.

53. [Your words are the most hypocritical and beautiful lie I have ever heard]

I would rather be happy every day than be hypocritical every day.

Please don't say love before you know someone. It's really hypocritical, understand?

56. Be more happy and less sad; More truth, less hypocrisy; More leisure, less fuss.

57. Put away your hypocrisy and affectation.

I really can't describe your hypocrisy.

59. The drama of friendship is over. You can go out.

Sometimes it is better to have an honest enemy than a false friend.

6 1, who is not selfish, who is not hypocritical, who is the world, why do you take some people so seriously,

62, a lifetime, hypocrisy. Life is more hypocritical.

63. I like to laugh, and I also like to laugh insincerely without conscience.

64. The hypocrisy behind tenderness

65. A male classmate took out a sanitary towel from his bag and gave it to his girlfriend after class. This is a pure good man,

66. On this day, you see thin people losing weight, schoolmasters complaining about their studies, and divines releasing bachelors without company. This is hypocritical. You got it?

67. I admire you for creating a false me with lies and making everyone believe me.

68,-sincere indifference, hypocritical kindness, vague praise and criticism, black and white mixed, this is what I have been looking forward to growing up. ...

69. People are very entangled in saying that you are good and suitable for better people. This sentence is hypocritical and disgusting, but I feel ashamed after others tell me the truth that I don't hate you.

70. Your friend failed, and you feel terrible. Your friends are the best, but you feel worse.

7 1. Every day is Valentine's Day for two people who really like it. I want to know why those hypocritical people deliberately celebrate this festival.

72, hypocrisy, the interpretation of love is ruthless and transparent.

73. Are all men equally hypocritical?

74. Don't bless when you are apart. Those blessings are so hypocritical.

75. The most hypocritical lie is that I still live well without you.

76. Friends are like RMB, both true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector.

77. I feel sad even if I use anything, because the word sad suits me very well, and I feel that everything around me is so hypocritical and helpless.

78. I don't need hypocritical sympathy and troublesome perfunctory]

79. People who have fake smiles and temporary dentures live the longest.

80. My post-90s sister's signature: I really don't know who your hypocritical tears are for. "After reading it, I feel old after 90 ~

8 1, although I know your hypocritical heart, I am still a little lost after not contacting for several days. I may have some dependence on you. I don't know if I should come to you. What should I do?

My greatest regret in my life is that I haven't made a few normal friends.

83. After watching enough fake smiles, I suddenly feel like a failure.

Sometimes, music is the only friend who accompanies me through those nights.

Being a friend is better than being a girlfriend, because it's too tiring.

86. When we broke up, you said you loved me? Can you be a little more hypocritical?

87. The thin man is clamoring to lose weight, the schoolmaster is complaining that he failed in the exam, the local tyrant is frowning and crying, and the goddess is saying that Singles Day is another person, and life is so hypocritical.

Your truth is hypocrisy after exposing a lie.

89. He 1, hypocritical face she 1, and expression against one's will

90. I am heartbroken and see my hypocrisy, but I am so humble after being hurt.

9 1, true friends taught me to believe, false friends taught me to act.

92. Love becomes hypocritical because of the connivance of desire.

93. [So sensational hypocrisy, so realistic confession]

94. True gold is not afraid of fire, but adversity tests friendship.

95. Every day is an artificial expression, a fake smile and a refined life.

96. I feed the dog with my heart.

97. I watched the most wonderful literary film of this century, calculating false and boring women and ignorant men and profound betrayal.

98. I said dear girl, people do everything, and you pretend to force you to be hypocritical. If you play cheap, you will be super-born.

99. Once those sweet promises finally broke into false lies. ....

100, pay for him, shed tears for him, and finally get only hypocrisy.

About hypocrisy, talk about the classic quotations of hypocritical people.

1, but I don't like to hold grudges! True friends are one or two, the river remains the same, you can't appreciate it: you don't like making friends; We can't be too greedy and subconsciously resist hypocrisy and affectation! It's broken!

2. Time is a knife that pierces hypocrisy; It verifies lies, exposes reality and dilutes promises. As long as you have a clear conscience, everything has its own destiny. When you feel cheated, perfunctory and helpless, learn to smile indifferently, and what should come will always come! Look down on gains and losses. Seriously, you lose! Tell yourself that we are all passers-by who come and go in a hurry. This is just a trip to the world. Let Pepsi start from the heart and smile to solve thousands of troubles.

3.-Men always say that women's dysmenorrhea is hypocritical. Nima grabbed your little brother and kept twisting and twisting. You said it hurts!

4, nonsense youth does not want to say, the hypocritical world is full of temptations, many people in the world with egg pain have two punishments for one crime, which is not suitable for children who fall in love.

I am crazy, but crazy is true. You are a lady, but he pretends to be hypocritical. .

6, bring your deception, bring your hypocrisy, give you three seconds to get out of my sister's sight.

7, people are not hypocritical, I never expose your lies, I am waiting for you to bear the consequences.

8. The night has touched this ridiculous promise, and the false heart is so beautiful.

9, hehe, the world is too hypocritical, I don't want to say anything more.

10, don't give me a gift during the Chinese New Year, hypocritical, and have the ability to send cash.

1 1. Are you shameless? Are you shameless? Are you nauseous? Put away your hypocritical face and get out!

12, love hurts too much, feelings are too helpless, friendship is too hypocritical, family is too sad, and my sister's society is too special, which makes me feel helpless. . . -Brother Xiaojia

13, I'm sick, I'm cheap, I'm ugly, I'm lazy, I'm melodramatic, I'm hypocritical, I'm shameless, I don't have a figure, I lied, I'm heartless, I'm a bitch.

14, I watched you walk together with a smile, and I was so hypocritical that I didn't even know myself.

15, when I can laugh when I should laugh and cry when I should cry, then I am finally hypocritical.

16, don't come to me with your hypocrisy/* I can't stand it//*

17, the world is full of hypocrisy and lies.

18, possessive, talkative, impulsive and not very likable. That's all I can do, whether I like it or not It never occurred to me to put a false shell on myself.

19, take your hypocritical mask and get out of my world.

20. You don't know how hypocritical society is until reality slaps you. You didn't know that your friend was awesome until he hurt you.

2 1,-I don't understand your attitude; I can't learn the hypocrisy you said.

22, realize the impermanence of the world. This land is very fragile. Four bitter empty. Five yin without me. Birth and death variation. Hypocrisy has no master. The heart is the source of evil. In the form of sin. If you observe. Away from life and death.

23. Because of loneliness, I like to hide in the corner and watch them perform. This is the world. Choose hypocrisy or stupidity.

Hypocrisy will never become true because of the growth of power. Tagore

24. Being too realistic will always hurt some people who are too hypocritical.

25. Don't use those hypocritical words to say how good Qingguo College is. Have the ability to develop a schoolmaster in Qingguo College.

26. Do you think that every time you receive a red envelope during the New Year, you will hypocritically say "no" before opening it? Say that finish, I hold the red envelope in my hand.

27. Don't think that there are too many good people in this world, and we can't understand the hypocritical faces.

28.- We are not Gao Fushuai, so we can't play fake love.

29, once naive, cruel reality, let me know: the hypocrisy of the world, people's indifference!

30. Have a heart-to-heart talk with the female friend who was involved in the marriage by Xiaosan, trying to get rid of emotional entanglements. But this miserable friend kept telling me how to fight with Xiaosan's scolding and how her husband made a false promise between her and Xiaosan's first mouse. Finally, I was helpless. Why do you have to compromise with such a hypocritical man again and again and have illusions about this relationship? This question touched her, and she thought for a long time and regretted it: because I am a Pisces!

3 1, you don't know how hypocritical society is until reality slaps you, and you don't know how awesome people are until some so-called people let you have nothing.

32. The world is too hypocritical, too kind and too imperfect.

I am melodramatic, lovely, cruel, dark, hypocritical, fragile, decadent, lonely and scarred.

34. When you get married, call me and ask me if I can go. I said, should I rob the marriage or go to worship? You said you were sorry! I mean, get out of here with your hypocrisy.

What time can erase is nothing more than our hypocritical love.

36, goth, death hypocrisy, love

37. [Girls who don't wear makeup all day and aren't hypocritical shout grass mud horse]

38. I'm hypocritical, I'm melodramatic, I'm selfish, I'm degenerate, I'm scheming, and your girl is fine.

39. They always say that if you look at the world with an optimistic heart, the world will smile back at you ... But why did the world give me hypocrisy when I traded my sincerity for the world?

40. I have always sincerely regarded you as a friend, but you said so behind my back. My present society can't be sincere to anyone. So special, so hypocritical.

4 1, don't say happy breakup, it's hypocritical.

42. It's hypocritical. I kept retreating, thinking that I could hide in a safe place and watch from a distance. I always feel that I am not ready, so I can hide in the turtle shell with a clear conscience on the grounds of refusal. Just hide for life, no matter how long others wait outside the door, you won't open the door, coward.

Love is so hypocritical, pretend to be in love and say goodbye with the last greeting.

44. I pretended not to care, but I saw that my heart was broken. The more decadent people are in love, the more comfort they will have, no matter how hypocritical.