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Very provocative love: can you help me wash something, wash what, and like me?
I just have a crush on you, Ouyang
M: I think I have the best eyes in the world.
Because I have a crush on it.
Let me know when you are tired of walking.
W: Why?
Man: I'll lend you my left shoulder.
4.m: Your lip shape is very nice.
Man: It's better to kiss me than say you love me.
M: I really want to have a fight with you.
M: From the head of the bed to the end of the bed.
6. M: Do you know the meaning of 10?
Then I'll tell you.
10 misses you.
I like you very much.
Please give it to me.
I will never let you down seven times.
6 is always by your side.
Five rounds of iv.
Definitely not half-hearted.
Only love you 1 person
7.m: Let's talk about it.
W: About what?
M: In love.
8. Do you know what my biggest weakness is?
Woman: What's this?
Man: I'm missing.
I thought you would like me, but you just like me and you.
1, have we finished our life, so we have the silence now.
I don't want to promise you, I can only give you happiness now.
I hope you are still here after thousands of years of war.
4. Love at first sight, publishing a book, I know how you treat me and how I treat you.
I think the worst thing in the world is to die alone. Actually, it's not. The worst thing is to die with those who make you feel lonely.
6. The saddest thing for a person is to change himself blindly for the sake of other people's opinions. In the end, he can't be anyone else and can't find himself.
7. Don't worry about what's coming, I won't push it away, I won't chase it.
8. If you avoid me like the plague, why should I treat you as a lover?
9. Happiness is just an excuse to laugh and cry for the wound; Happiness just wants happiness to have a reason to exist.
10, the thing I regret most in my life is that the person who pushed me to hell also took me to heaven.
1 1. I thought you would like me, but you just like me and you.
12, are you still dreaming? Do you remember so much? How do you move your back?
13, it is unique only because I met it and fell in love with it.
14, maybe because you like to wait. My name is Zhao.
15, my face has the temperature of your palm.
No matter how many mistakes you make, no matter how slow you make progress, you are ahead of those who have never tried.
17, if I don't bother you, that's my last tenderness. Do you want to be so gentle
18, you are too far away from me, I can't see whether it is true or not.
19,-The absurdity of youth will fail you _
In this hot and sunny season, we will leave to enjoy better banquets and more excitement.
2 1, water is the most thirst-quenching liquid, and you are the most deadly.
22. Every time sadness inhales a faint oxygen, it spits out an inaudible sigh.
23. This kind of love is simple and true. I think I'll go with you.
In those years, you said you always loved me, but now you want to be with her.
I have forgotten the last time I fell asleep laughing.
26. There are not only fires in hell, but also ice flowers hidden for countless years. They are enchanting and desolate, each generating a plant, swaying the loneliness of the years, and when the wind blows, they all become bubbles.
27. Life is a hand given to you by God. No matter how bad it is, hold on.
28, three years let me say something far-fetched.
29. I don't regret laughing when I see the pomegranate in the water, and I am drunk with you now.
Those lost years washed away my dust.
First, time may not prove anything, but we can verify the passage of time.
Second, if you like a man, what would you do? Treating him as a male god will only become a fan. Silent crush will only go further and further. Take the initiative to pursue, I'm afraid I will be rejected miserably. The best way to like men is to use this as a driving force and turn yourself into a goddess. Because instead of making yourself more attractive, please, please and seduce men. It is better to be kind to yourself than to others.
Third, cherish every minute together. Good memories should be reserved for happiness and laughter. No matter what happens, don't say you don't like me easily, and don't give up my relationship easily, because the next person may not be better than me! Love is a responsibility. It's not that I can't meet better, but because I already have you, I don't want to meet better.
Four, love a person doesn't have to have, to have a person is to love her. It's easy to say, but once it's done, it's difficult. If sincerity is a kind of harm, please choose a lie. If a lie is a kind of harm, please choose silence; If silence is a kind of injury, please choose to leave; If love is a kind of injury, please don't go near it.
The time of sneaking away makes us look old, and finally we reach the age we hoped, only to find that some people are married, some have gone abroad, some have a smooth life, some insist on their dreams, and some are mediocre. When they graduated, the blue sky disappeared long ago, and so did the person who asked you to go to the future on the playground. I feel that our youth is suddenly gone.
Six, all the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust.
Seven, time is a one-way street, the past, can not come back. Everyone is eager to keep the wonderful moment, but when they reach out to keep it, they find that they are grasping the vanity and inner loneliness after glitz. It is said that the world is so psychedelic. Sometimes, you know whether it is a hidden mirror flower or jump in without hesitation. Sometimes, knowing it is a sin, you still have to make unforgivable mistakes.
Eight, the distance between you and me is getting farther and farther, melancholy and heartache are getting more and more lingering, suddenly looking back, passing through a season of flowers, clinging to the thoughts of life, in the fleeting years, there is a touch of vicissitudes, a sigh, a little sadness and joy, unforgettable research, and enduring writing! Those memories scattered in the wind, dense thoughts pieced together and dyed into wounds.
Nine, when a person loves you, a look, a movement, she will come to your arms. When a person doesn't love you, no matter what you do or how you do it, it is useless.
Ten, enjoy the leisure in the afternoon, the window sill is very quiet, and the ear is surrounded by magnetic melody.
Eleven, we have some stories, don't have to tell you; Some sadness, not everyone will understand; Some wounds will heal after a long time; Some grievances are relieved when they are figured out; Some pains become a habit if you endure them for a long time; If you don't want to say what is hidden in your heart, there is no need to say it. In fact, not all pain can be shouted out; Not all love can be expressed.
Twelve, sometimes, in the face of people around you, I suddenly feel speechless. Sometimes, things that have been adhered to are unrecognizable overnight. Sometimes, I want to indulge myself and hope that I will go crazy hysterically. Sometimes, people suddenly say to you, I think you have changed, and then they start to have mixed feelings. Sometimes, I feel that I have the whole world, but for a moment I feel that I actually have nothing.
Thirteen, I painted my blue nails, and you kissed my palm.
14. I am afraid that the wind and waves will wash away my spiral case, and I will take it to towards the distant again and again and start wandering from a strange place. Night, sleepless, wandering in the fundus; Flowers are no longer romantic. Under the buttonwood tree in the chilly spring, people hold flowers and branches and send away the rolled-up red dust. Suddenly I thought of the slush floating around me, and my heart was full of sadness and my throat choked.
Fifteen, love can not be met. Get together when you have a chance, and leave when you don't. When there is no love, enrich yourself, cultivate interest, participate in group activities, and show your "bright spot" in the activities. When the time is ripe, fate has come. Maybe someone else approaches you quietly, or maybe you approach others gently. What is not easy to get may not be suitable for you.
Sixteen, where the wind blows, there is a trace called "missing".
Seventeen, elegance refers to quicksand, and old age is a period of time.
Eighteen, what is love? Just kiss your lips, live in a small house, have a little money, raise a little fat man, carry a vegetable basket together, hug your neck, stroll around the alley, wash the dishes, and finally sit in the old chair at home, take care of your little grandson, talk about a good day and be happy for life. Passion is when you are in love, and affection is when you are together.
19. Light blue is not my favorite, but it is my most unforgettable.
A person's happiest moment is to find the right person, the one who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you.
Seriously sad love, tell me why the person I like doesn't like me.
1. That time was the most precious and beautiful time in my life.
2. When a person closes his eyes, there are only lonely melancholy and lonely soul left, and the memory along the ghosting image is ruthlessly torn up by time, and those feelings that break the bone marrow can only be understood by himself.
After you left, I was seriously ill, and the pain was terrible. Then I came back from the dead, but I forgot myself.
There are so many feelings of right and wrong. The person who loves much will always bow his head first and give you his heart, so how do you care?
Sometimes, the person you want most is actually the person you should leave most.
6. It is only an ideal for everyone to help each other, succeed together and be happy together. In reality, if someone is happy, someone will be abandoned, and if someone is glamorous, someone will be covered in mud.
7. Sometimes, what you say is not the same as what you think. In fact, I really need you, but I dare not disturb you.
8. It's all my fault, but I want to love and wait, but I fantasize that I will be an exception and I don't know good or bad.
9. How many joys, sorrows, joys, sorrows, joys and sorrows have been shown in this moment of time as it flies.
10. Because I am sensible, I am always wronged. Because you are sensible, you are always ignored. Because you are sensible, you will always get hurt. Because you are sensible, you can only tell yourself to be sensible.
1 1. There is a fool in the world who comforts others when they are most sad.
12. There are always so many people in life that time is amazing and you can't forget it; I cried my eyes red, but I smiled and forgave.
13. Many people's lives are sloppy and frivolous, but they take everything in their hands as true and don't want it to be damaged or changed. That's how pain comes about, isn't it?
14. People who care are tired, and people who don't care are tired. You always think too much when you are alone, and then you are inexplicably unhappy.
15. Sometimes, what you say is not the same as what you think. In fact, I really need you, but I dare not disturb you.
16. I think of it occasionally. Yes, I still love you, but I won't bother you again.
17. No one likes loneliness, but he doesn't want to be disappointed. When a person has survived the most difficult time, he no longer wants to look for support, and anyone is a burden.
18. Negative energy in the middle of the night leads to doubts about life, but you can live like a fool during the day. Maybe this is life.
19. Sooner or later, someone will replace you in my heart. Don't worry, don't feel guilty and don't say you're sorry.
20. When you stay up late every day, have you ever thought that the person you like has fallen asleep, and when you wake up, he doesn't love you without you in his dream?
2 1. Don't abandon Yuanyang in late autumn. If you want to swim in the water and in the waves, don't waste time.
I want that kind of life, so please at least like me before I give up on you.
23. You were just a passer-by in my life, and later you became a frequent visitor in my memory, but I will never cry myself hoarse for someone again.
I smoke and drink, but I never talk about eternity. Since then, I have teased cats and dogs, let alone kept them.
25. You promised me everything, but you gave me nothing; I promised nothing, but I gave you everything.
26. I thought worldly things couldn't bother me, but later I found myself just an ordinary person!
27. If you don't cry for pain, you may not feel nothing. No need, not necessarily not expected. No tears, not necessarily no scars. If you don't talk, you don't necessarily have no heart.
28. When you want to see someone, the terrible thing is not waiting, but endless waiting.
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