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In short, how cold it is in Beijing.

1. Today, even if Eddie Peng Yuyan Yuyan proposed to me, I wouldn't reach out!

2, the winter wind, I will always remember, clearly said that I would freeze to death.

3. Stick two pieces of warm baby on your leg and touch it when you enter the room. Warm baby is cold.

4. Opening the dormitory door is like opening the refrigerator door.

5. My hand has become the hand of a withered old man again.

6, Taobao bought thick clothes, who thought that the logistics speed could not keep up with the cooling speed.

7. Even people like me who like to play mobile phones don't want to reach out.

8. I am a warm baby, but God wants to put me in the refrigerator.

9, walking against the wind can blow a somersault, the heating at home can not be felt, move out of the small sun to warm up.

10 and Sanlitun have no barefoot girls.

1 1, there were ice flowers on my glasses, so I took them off and left.

12, in the corridor, my forehead was hurt by the strong wind.

13, I received a courier after work and almost lost my hand.

14, it was so cold that I went home from work, but I took a taxi by bike for more than ten minutes.

15, woke up and the water pipe froze.

16. The wet toilet paper I bought was put in the courier cabinet by courier, and it was frozen.

17, I knew I was working in Beijing, but I didn't know I thought I was studying in Antarctica.

18, I need to rely on the residual temperature of my mobile phone to keep warm.

19, I wake up every morning feeling like a warrior.

20. I just took out my mobile phone from my pocket and typed a few words, and I became numb.