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What lines do you remember from the cartoon?
Only envy forget not envy fairy, say every day is every day; For Lan Zhan, a dog is a dog. Who wants to hold your hand? You are very nice. I like you. In other words, I like you, love you, want you and do whatever you want; Brother, I want to take someone back and cross these clouds. How should I know? Take it back and hide it; The son of heaven laughs at you and ignores me, okay? No matter what happens after death, the days of waves are just a few days; Lan Xichen, I've hurt countless people in my life. I killed my father, my brother, my wife, my son, my teacher and my friend. I didn't do anything wrong, but I never meant to hurt you. Drink the wine he has drunk and be hurt by him; I know people's hearts, but I don't know stardust after all; In order to meet someone and enter the world of mortals, I will go if someone goes; I just feel like a rock, but after all, people are not vegetation; You said that in the future, I will be the master, you will be my subordinate, support me for a lifetime, and never betray Yunmeng Jiang. You should remember that others are good to you, not that you are good to others; Who knows that you trust all those who cheat you, but don't trust those who don't? No matter the bustling Yangguan Road, I will stick to a wooden bridge and walk to the black; Forget and appreciate a distant song, and people will never leave.
The King's Avatar
As long as you stand on the field, you must go all out; From walking with you on a snowy night to the glory in fate, your persistence is my belief; If luck is also wrong, then I would rather add it; With glory, invincible! Take a year off and come back. The team of champions, the teacher of kings! I'm a professional player. What do you think? An umbrella laughs, the wind is warm, and the leaves go with the autumn without knowing the cold. Who was honored to have * * * before, now no one in the world knows; I lost today, I have nothing to say, but tomorrow may not be; Glory will not be tired of playing for another ten years; Glory is never a game for one person; Some people struggle alone for ten years, others sleep alone at the bottom of Nanshan tomb; If you like it, treat it as glory, not show off; I have a friend who plays well in glory. Later, he died. Don't laugh after ten years, but get drunk at the blue bridge once; Don't worry, I'm not desperate yet, I'll come back; Your garbage is of no use to our captain; Sometimes I really envy you Aauto Quicker lunatics; I only know how to move forward, but I don't know how to retreat; Don't worry, I like to exert myself when it is critical; Since then, Su Muchun, summer and winter, there is no Su Muqiu in the world; We still have many summers in Lanyu.
Douluo Mainland 1-4
Honey, I have to go. I won't let the people who love me forget before I die, just like you. I hope you will always remember me and miss me. Behind genius is hard work. Without hard work, a gifted soul teacher can accomplish nothing. If for the benefit, even the real disgust can be covered up with a smile, then let me be the one who laughs best; As a partner, how can I turn my back on each other with confidence? What is needed is the word trust; Before that, she never thought that she would lose Huo one day. However, it was really lost, and she found that she could not live without him. Without him, the whole world turned gray. Become dull; If you want to be a qualified blacksmith, mark my words and build an artifact with good materials. It is not the best blacksmith, but a synthesizer at best. Making artifacts with Fantie is a god craftsman; In my eyes, there are two kinds of women in this world, one is you and the other is other women. Only you are beautiful, and other women look like me no matter what they look like; Artisans are not blacksmiths who make objects with divine iron, but with ordinary iron. Any ability can be regarded as positive, and people who use ability as an excuse for evil will be evil in nature; The world is fair, and if you want something, you must make corresponding efforts; Greed is the original sin. It is because of greed that they don't know that they have been killed; It never occurred to her that a man's eyes can be so deep and contain so many feelings. In these emotions, there seems to be a refusal; Fool! Although you are not handsome, although you don't understand romance. But when I decided to be with you, I never disliked anything about you. Vegetable head, you idiot! No matter what happens in the future, you must share the pain in your heart with me. Your enemy is my enemy; The efforts made may not be visible now, but they will certainly accumulate in some form. If I say that I can't get the result because I don't work hard enough, then I will make up for it with my pain. Redouble my efforts and pain, and I will succeed; People, only when facing the test of life and death, their potential will be fully stimulated; Men are always more tired than women. Men don't cry. Not because I'm not sad. But men must be strong. Whatever happens. Will be pressed in my heart. That's why. Men's life expectancy is always inferior to that of women; I'm sorry, Miss Zhao. I have to find Xiao Wu. Even though she's dead. I also want to find her body. Mom, your soul will watch. No matter how hard I try, one day, I will come back and trample on everything here. From now on, I will take your surname and change it to Huo and Huo. It turns out that loving someone is so painful. It's unforgettable. Yu Hao, Yu Hao, do you know? Where the hell are you! As long as you can come back well, even if I have to trade my life, I am willing. I just want to see you well, even if I can't be with you, I am willing; Killing is one of the imposing manner. It can be equated with courage in some ways. In other words, murderous look is the sublimation of courage; There are only a few simple lines on the paper, and the handwriting is slightly scrawled, but it is difficult to hide the rough and bold spirit; In a person's life, some opportunities are only once, or very short. If you can't catch it, you will lose a lot; If one day you pose a threat to Shrek, then I will kill you first and then bury you; In this world, the only thing you can rely on is your own strength. When your own strength becomes strong, self-confidence will naturally appear; Self-psychological adjustment is very important for anyone, especially for those who are constantly under heavy pressure; Yu Hao, come back. As long as you come back, let me see that you are fine, you are still alive, and you have no problem. No matter how you choose, I won't be angry with you. If you still love me, I am willing, willing to come with her to get your love. Yu Hao, will you come back? I am waiting for you, no matter how long, I will wait for you here; This is my first kiss. I want to kiss your lips. But I kissed your cheek without your permission. Save your first kiss for the right girl. I'm leaving. Don't let me see you again; Pressure is motivation. If you flinch in the face of difficulties, you will never become a real strong man. Lake Poseidon, the fate of Poseidon. Endless persistence, endless thoughts. Looking back at you in that crowd, I am destined to protect you forever; What if one day, many people want to kill me and you can't beat them? Then please ask them to step over my body first; What is a concealed weapon? Hidden weapons is a special weapon secretly used to defeat the enemy. If the enemy knows that you want to use it, then it is not a hidden weapon, but a funerary object; When you find the news that you suddenly lost someone, you feel lost in fear, so it proves that you are in love with him; Although you are much younger than me, I have to admit that I already like you. However, this love can only be buried deep in my heart. After all, it's impossible for us. Regardless of age, experience, or everything else, we are doomed to be impossible together; Will you easily agree to my request without asking anything? As a man, you must do what you promise, and don't be a person who ignores your promise; If you don't even have the most basic self-confidence and don't even believe in yourself, then you can't be aggressive in the future; I was fortunate enough to inherit the great system. Bless my people. Tomorrow, how dare demons and shadows invade my power? Today, with the help of nine days, I will suppress you, and I will never be able to survive. The light of my sun and moon will always shine on the earth; It represents a clan, it represents countless strong people, and it represents the most earth-shattering power and attack in the world. It is the hammer of heaven; Her cold silent gaze represents inner tenderness. Beneath the cold appearance, there is a fiery emotion like a volcanic eruption; Do you think what will happen if I gradually recover my broken knowledge and all my memories? I will hold your fat body, and then slowly push, bang, crush you, and the gravy will splash; God says greed is the original sin; God says arrogance is the original sin; God said that laziness is the original sin; God said that gluttony is the original sin; God said that anger is the original sin; God said that desire is the original sin; God said, jealousy is the original sin; Until the end, until that moment, when she lit everything for him without hesitation and turned it into a strong light of sacrifice and injected it into his body, he finally realized that he was wrong. It turns out that in his heart, no matter how reluctant to admit it, there is already a part of her; Look up at the sky. Tang San said silently: Daming, Erming. Guess how to revive the dance. Is your last hope. However; This is my only hope, and the resurrection of Xiaowu is equivalent to the meaning of my existence. I don't need to promise you anything. If Xiaowu cannot be resurrected; I have no meaning to live. No one loves her more than I do. From the moment I saw Xiaowu; She is my destiny takes a hand's love. Although everything in the world runs along the trajectory of fate, people's will will occasionally override fate, transcend fate and change the result; The strongest is often the deepest hidden, just like if I don't cut off my beard, you will never see my face; Genius is one percent talent and ninety-nine percent perspiration, but usually, that one percent is particularly important; Accompany the lonely starry sky and embark on the road of chasing dreams with your partners. Even if you travel around the world, your beliefs will never change; The last time she left, my heart was broken. Now that she is back, I will never let her go; You have to understand that no one can decide the fate of others, and everyone's fate is decided by themselves; When I opened my eyes that day and saw you again. Suddenly I feel that the world used to be so beautiful. Life is fragile and so precious. But life is short, but a hundred years in a hurry. I want to seize every moment with you as much as possible to feel your tenderness; A girl in a white skirt sat quietly under a big tree, her hands clasped her knees, and her eyes looked at the pool in front of her, not knowing what she was thinking; I'm such an idiot, a hopeless idiot. But she still gave me this stupid opportunity. Brotherhood? Fuck brotherhood. That desperate love, I seem to have it; The wind messed up the dream of flowers, but you said it was just your heart floating, and you made me unable to forget and understand the Zen machine you left me; Promise me, no matter when, you must protect the hammer in your right hand with the grass in your left hand! Forever; Men are always more tired than women. Men don't cry. Not because I'm not sad. But men must be strong; Although I gave up everything for her, I never regretted it. If I have to choose again; I'll still choose her. Xiaowu, we are finally going to be together again. I will definitely help you resurrect perfectly. I won't let you go on like this. You must stay with me forever. Until one day. We are old and gone; There are many beautiful and dirty things in everyone's heart, but in people's hearts, there are always two monarchs in charge of them. The names of these two monarchs are morality and conscience respectively. Only through their approval can the things in people's hearts decide whether to express them; What kind of eyes are they? Although they emit bloody red light, the affection in their eyes seems to burn people's souls. Son, I hope you become strong, and I don't want you to become too strong. No matter what the road ahead is, go on bravely. As a wise man, when you know what you can't do, what will you choose? Go ahead despite difficulties? No, sometimes, giving up is the best choice; I know that it is unforgivable to sneak into the inner door and learn from it, which is not allowed by the rules. But Tang San can swear to heaven that he will never reveal any knowledge he stole to the outside world. I don't mean to be tolerant of my elders, but I just want to tell them that Tang San never forgets his roots. Never before, never after; Many years later, Ning Rongrong recalled her childhood and told her children that one night, the most painful night in her life, became an important turning point in changing her life. I can see that you must be a favored son of heaven at Shrek College. You are the best soul teacher I have ever seen. In the near future, you will definitely become Megatron. But your weakness is obvious. Even if you have tried your best to hide your sharpness, as a genius, how can you completely hide your sharpness? Deep blue gradually replaced pure black, and in the distance, a golden silk thread gradually revealed its foggy brilliance, and dawn came again; I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry, Wang Zhongwang, a spirit beast with equal attention to wisdom and beauty, a peerless strong man. After millions of years of practice, I have created the highest life record in Douro mainland-the dream of ice silkworm; However, I learned your human love, but I didn't learn to forget it. I can't forget you; He can give his life for her and take the bone. She can burn her own life and sacrifice her soul ring for him; I really hope to have a sister like you. Although I can't give you what the nobility has, I can give you my promise. I will always protect my sister and won't let her get a little hurt; I won't wake up even if it's only in a dream. If it is in a dream, please let me sleep forever. Dong Er, I miss you very much. I really miss you. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? In these days when you left, all I had left was my body. You're back, and so is my soul. I love you, Dong Er. I will love you with everything, and I will burn my life and soul forever. As long as I can be with you, I will be satisfied. If this is a dream, please let me sleep; Listen, the sound of the machine has changed! Please believe that Tangmen hidden weapons will still be chinese odyssey! Looking from a distance, the seven eccentrics of the new generation are sketching a picture of Tangmen.
Fake slacker
"What are you doing? ! "?
"Me? I am taking the socialist road of China. "
"It will go forward." ?
It will pass. ?
Even now I'm in prison. ?
As long as you work hard, if you can't, work hard and get out. You will have the life and answers you want.
"I ... don't like people." ?
"The child named Xie Yu in front of me is the first one." ?
"Although the child has a bad temper and always hits people, I still like him very much." ?
"I like it very seriously. I'm glad to see him. I want to fall in love with him. I like it very much. " ?
"Did that grumpy child hear that?"
After the college entrance examination, Xie Yu chose to study medicine, and He Chao applied for management.
Cold-blooded killer became angels in white, and went to study finance in a deep way.
Class three students are all saddened: "it's over, killing for money."
"Brother, the last time you asked me, what are you like? Now that I'm not someone else, let me answer that question again.
Just say it once. I can't hear you.
I like this. "
"I'm going to send a ring this year, wear a ring finger and never pick it again. I wonder if my child will accept it? "
"Friend, I advise you to cherish life."
"What a coincidence, I like to die."
Xie Yu.
"……"
"Nothing, get familiar with the name of the deskmate."
A few years later
"Xie Yu ..."
"You call the soul."
"Nothing, get familiar with my boyfriend's name."
"Unrequited love have nothing to say? Sour and swollen like a can of Fanta, or the kind that was shaken hard. Poop, poop, poop. At this time, whoever opens the can can can blow his face. "
He Chao, you are very good. Reciting is like doing a problem. If you can't figure it out, just wait for the next one and finally hand me a blank sheet of paper.
"I have an appointment. Senior two is not talking about casual play, but is very serious, so serious that ... he will be in this life. "
"His name is He Chao."
Mad dog stopped talking about discipline: "What are you two doing?"
He Chao doesn't know what to think. In order to cover up the matter of copying homework at the same table, he put two people's hands on the table from the belly of the table and said, "Let's hold hands."
"……"
Everyone has a smile on his face, infinite vitality and youthful moments.
There are two boys in the last row.
Although only the back, but they are very close, especially sitting on the table, He Chao, the posture is more idle and irregular.
He Chao leaned over, revealing half a side face, his fingers on Xie Yu's head, his fingertips inserted into his hair, and his mouth was smiling.
And Xie Yulian's head seems to be engraved with the word indifference.
Sunlight came in from the window, and this almost dazzling light was covered by curtains. It happened that the wind blew the curtains, the desks and chairs that were never aligned, and the blackboard full of chalk words, and all the students in the classroom were illuminated.
They are wearing the same sweater with four big characters on the back: love and peace.
His acquaintance with He Chao was like an incredible accident. They collided, even gorgeous ... fearing that it was just a fleeting fireworks.
No one can say what will happen in the future. Life is still so long, you can't say for sure in the future.
But a subconscious voice said, you thought about it.
You want to be with this fool all the time.
He Chao said to himself while being beaten, Lao Tzu's boyfriend is so fucking cute without saying anything.
I know all those English words Xie Yu by heart, and now I have to pretend. He began to reflect on whether the people around him were mentally retarded or not in disguise.
Is this the world of fucking poor students?
He Chao abused the wind when fighting, and abused it slowly. During this period, he will also launch verbal attacks to stimulate each other, which can make people feel happy: "You still hit me, please hit me hard." On the other hand, Xie Yu died without saying anything and dumped people like cabbage.
Xie Yu turned around and poked the shoulder of the front seat with a pen to ask if there were any extra pens. However, this brother who is always respectful to the two bosses in the back row is actually a little grumpy.
Although the front and back tables have been sitting for such a long time, the two people in the front row still have an indescribable sense of awe in the back row. At first they were shocked by the notoriety of school bullies, and later they were afraid of gay.
Basic, not basic.
"I don't know what to say for a while. In this way, play for ten minutes first. "
"I don't know what to say."
"Well, let's kiss for twenty minutes first."
Xie Yu: "Not too good, just Tsinghua Peking University."
After writing the question on the blackboard, the English teacher put down the chalk and called He Chao's name: "Tell me, this latecomer, what should I do first when encountering this kind of question."
He Chao got up slowly, hesitated for a moment and said six words: "Give up and look at the next one." In the middle of Xie Yu's translation question, hearing this answer, the letter C was closed and confiscated, and it was drawn out long: "..."
English teacher: "..."
The whole class: "..."
He Chao added: "Don't waste time when you encounter problems that you can't solve."
After the silence, I don't know who couldn't help laughing first, and then the whole class burst into laughter.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Next."
"Talent. Talent."
The English teacher tried to make a serious expression, but in the end she failed: "Sit down and listen carefully."
Me, it's me. His surname is He Mingchao and Zhuo Yuechao.
Uncle policeman, he is my punching bag.
"So bear a grudge?"
"Remember. I don't just hold grudges, I remember everything about you. "
This Sao elder brother looks heartless and informal, but he is such a' big heart' person, and he is particularly stingy when it comes to boyfriends.
Extremely stingy I can't wait to draw a circle around Xie Yu and write two words beside it: mine!
If there is space, it will be added: whoever moves will die!
Xie Yu confirmed, took the test paper, rolled it up, and patted the man on the shoulder at a distance.
-Then Xie Yu was defenseless, facing a boyfriend he agreed to meet in his dream.
He Chao's finger points on the screen, and the word "it's me" has not been pronounced before. The private chat interface of the title king is quite conspicuous, and the formulas of various subjects are scrolled in the small broadcast on the side.
As a result, I turned my head and could not speak.
"……"
Even if his child covered his whole face and threw it into the crowd, he could still recognize it at a glance. The temperament of rejecting strangers thousands of miles away, central refrigeration and air conditioning, walking explosives.
He Chao didn't hold his mobile phone steady and almost fell off the guardrail.
The complicated and intense word "fuck" has been used for a long time.
"Please allow me to explain why I am late."
"Hello, I'm Shen Jie, Class 28, Grade Two. I suddenly fell ill in the corridor today. Thanks to Mr. He's courage, I have a chronic disease ... Chronic ... "
He Chao reminded him: "Chronic non-atrophic gastritis."
"Can't you give me a simpler one?" Shen Jie said.
He Chao: "A longer name is awesome."
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