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Talking about marrying a mushroom.

1. I've seen the spring breeze of ten miles, but the summer solstice hasn't arrived yet. I've tried Qiu Guang, loved the warm sunshine in winter and tasted all kinds of life, but I can't say "I like you".

I like your name, the way you smile and the way you can't get rid of me. Okay, let me get this straight. I like you.

My heart has the same gravity as the earth, and you can't leave it when you fall on my heart.

With you around, the wind is super sweet.

Now, I am your girl, your little princess. When I grow up, I will be your wife.

6. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.

7. I miss you very much. I really want to hide in your arms from the rain. I looked up and asked for a kiss.

8. I can't hide my little tail when I meet you.

9. God crushed the star in your eyes, otherwise it would be so charming and shining.

10. Just like you like the news broadcast finale.

1 1. I want to surrender, I want to refuse to grow up, I want to be a lovely coward forever, protected by you, and give me all my love.

12. I can call you you, so that I can take you to heart.

13. The three most romantic words in the world are not I love you, but being together.

14. How much I like you, maybe I can't describe it myself, just like you are the moon, I am the star, and all the stars in the sky are just for you.

15. Loving you is as natural as breathing, but I can hold my breath but I can't stop loving you.

16. Looking at the sun and the moon that day, there was silence. Green mountains and green waters, stretching from generation to generation; Just like in my heart, you never left, never changed.

17. Once in a lifetime, let's talk about a love for the purpose of getting married. No longer refuse to bow because of willfulness, and no longer break up easily because of stubbornness. Believe for the last time, go straight ahead and you will grow old.

18. I won't delay. I will open it as soon as I get the courier, press the alarm clock as soon as it rings, eat snacks as soon as I open it, and laugh as soon as you appear.

19. The vast sea of people makes you and me meet and leave instantly, but our hearts will always know each other and understand each other.

20. I like you very much. I like you very much.

Suitable for love in a circle of friends, my heart is softened.

If you love someone too much, you will care too much whether he thinks of you. If you love someone too much, you will be led by his nose and completely unable to control yourself; If you love someone too much, you will tolerate him unprincipled, and gradually he will get used to being indulged; If you love someone too much, he will get used to your kindness to him and forget that he should also pay. Therefore, if you love someone, don't love ten points, eight points is enough, and the remaining two points love yourself.

How can it be a day or two to love someone? And fate will always bring two unrelated people together, so that they can get to know each other, know each other and be together. Fate has come and gone, and fate has dispersed. Not every love has a good result, but every love is made by fate.

Life is too short to be happy. Love is a kind of meeting, which can't wait or be prepared. How many things and emotions are indescribable in life? And when you want to explain, there is no chance? Between cherishing and ignoring gains and losses, people keep tossing and turning. The most frustrating thing in love is not quarreling or cold war, but pretending not to care when you clearly like it.

Not all love can last. Some love is doomed to be short-lived from the moment it happens. Of course it can be maintained, but there are still many hidden dangers. This hidden danger is congenital, and it is difficult to improve it through any effort. Just like fish swimming in the water, birds flying in the sky, what kind of species determines what kind of trajectory.

Love is never a simple thing. It can endure not loving, leaving and waiting. Destiny is not an opportunity, but a choice. Don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't be heartbroken. Some people are destined to be passers-by in life.

Perhaps love is not passion, nor nostalgia, but years, and years have become a part of life. People should live poetically, and you should find out where your spiritual home is. Life, there will always be a lot of helplessness, only after suffering, will you know the sweetness; You know how to be strong after the pain. In life, there are always some embarrassing gaps. Some people make you worry, but they can't be together. Some missed, let you miss, but regret for life.

Luck is very important. Since childhood, which one is not related to luck? I am a man. I've been unlucky. Today, I realized that it's not that I'm unlucky, but that I've accumulated all the good luck just to meet you.

Many people still believe that every love story must have a happy ending. If the relationship breaks down, they feel that their future has been cheated. And if they never fall in love, they will be desperate and worry that there will never be such an opportunity again.

The biggest enemy of love is not cheating, nor the pressure of life, but thinking too much. Some people, once in love, will think and think. The other person may not know that you have been in your heart all your life. This is not a love affair, but a self-destructive emotion. Love should be pleasant. If you want to love, don't think too much. It is not easy to meet, cherish those warmth, trust and dependence, and do it and cherish it.

Some love, inadvertently, unforgettable; Some people, inadvertently, meet; Some things, inadvertently, start; Some words, inadvertently, agreed; Some love, inadvertently, produced; Some people, inadvertently, separated; Some things, inadvertently, disappear; Some words, inadvertently, blurted out.

Some people are suitable for you but don't love you, while others love you but don't love you. If you want to know whether you love or not, don't listen with your ears, but look with your eyes. Ask not what he has, but your laughter and tears. No matter how good the conditions are, you can't have something that always makes you cry. It can always make you laugh, and it's worth taking.

There are no feelings that don't quarrel in the world, only hearts that refuse to tolerate; There is no one in life who will not be angry, only an unforgivable heart. Emotion is not a game, and no one can afford to hurt it; The human heart is not steel, and no one can afford it. Good fate depends on sincerity; True feelings, what you want is never to give up.

Nice couple signature. Girls with dimples are the cutest when they smile.

1, reluctant to part with him.

I can't forget her.

3, lover, let's go to heaven.

Enemy, let's go to hell.

5. Boys with dimples smile the warmest.

6. Girls with dimples smile cutest.

Maybe you don't like studying, but my last name is Sue.

8. Maybe you like cleaning very much, but my last name is Zhang.

9. I hope I can stay with you as long as I live.

10 I hope I can walk slowly with you.

1 1. I wish you happiness. Do you know how much effort I have put into it?

12, let's break up. Do you know how much I hate it?

13, pictures of European and American couples

14, miss the endless sweetness of this summer.

15, I miss the endless little happiness of falling leaves in this autumn.

16, we are distressed by the running water years that my fingertips have lightly crossed.

17, my hand gently flows like a dream, and we sigh.

18. Rendered rice paper in early summer is messy.

19, rice paper infected in early autumn was a mess.

20. The more evasive a woman is, the more active a man is.

2 1, women want to refuse and welcome, but men catch up.

22, lingering, so sad after passing by.

23, gentle, so sad after strangers.

24, husband, husband, where are we going? With you here, we are not afraid.

25, wife, you are my baby, I will accompany you to watch the sunrise all my life.

26. Give me a reason to give up so that I will never look for you again.

27. Give me a reason to forget, so that I will never remember you again.

28. If the heart is not free, it is a cage wherever it goes;

29. If the heart has no harbor, it will wander wherever it goes;

30. I don't study well and I'm not beautiful. Why do you love me?

3 1, I often fight. If I'm not handsome, I just want you.

32. I put down the hurt you gave me with a wry smile.

33. I wait with a wry smile, and there is no future.

34, what long hair and waist, it is not as cool as short hair!

35, what a dead soul drowning in the sea, it is better to jump into the sea!

36. I fight, I smoke and I drink, but mushrooms are cold. Remember, teenagers don't fall in love.

37. I am not cute, I am crazy, I am willful, but teenagers should remember that mushrooms are cool and heartless.

If you are not my enemy, don't fight with me.

39, not my opponent, don't tell me what to do,

40, ten fingers clasped, the sweetness between us!

4 1, four eyes are opposite, the tacit understanding between us!

42, some pain, what to say, what to say, where to say, when to say.

43, some secrets, can't say, can't say, needless to say, needless to say.

44. Are you afraid of the dark? let me give you a hand.

45. Are you afraid of crying? I will reach out and help you wipe away your tears.

46. The time when a flower blooms

47. The moment of eternal memory

48. In the world of flowers, women are greedy!

49. In the world of flowers and flowers, men are greedy!

50. Men look for romance in reality.

5 1, women seek truth in romance

52. I fell in love with a boy named kimi.

53. I fell in love with a girl named Sendie.

The star silently gave its light to the moon.

The sun smiled and contributed the sunshine to the sunflower.

56. I will always be there, even if everything is pale;

57. Even if I am lonely, I will always love;

58, love my daughter-in-law, don't explain

59. The man who loves me doesn't explain.

60. Why use dignity to retain a person who has changed his mind?

6 1, why lie to deceive an infatuated person?

62. I can only watch you secretly

I can only look at you silently.

64.KIMI's ultraman's egg.

65, Sam's angel egg.

66. The deep sea is not as deep as the heart, but I believe you.

No matter how dark the night is, I know you.

68. Time has played down my feelings for you.

Time forgot my love for you.

70. It rains because the sky can't bear its weight.

7 1, tears fall because the heart can't bear such pain.

72. Mushrooms with ponytails and jeans are the most arrogant.

73. Short-haired jeans are the most domineering.

74. There are only yellow and white rainbows.

75. There are only yellow and white sweets.

76.[ All deep love is a secret]

77. [All shallow kisses are deep love]

78. The teenager I love has the most perfect outline in the world.

79. The girl I love has a lingering luster on her face.

80, dear wife, finally obedient.

8 1, finally obedient, my husband is very happy.

82. Men always want to be a woman's first man.

83. Women always want to be the last woman of men.

84. M: This girl is absolutely right! Woman: This woman is really a slut.

85. Woman: This man is so handsome! Man: This man is a sissy.

Fortunately, I am not stupid, and I can tell you that I love you.

Fortunately, I'm not deaf. I can hear you say you love me.

88. Gu Liang, I love you and will never marry you in my life.

89. Sao Nian, I love you and will never marry you in my life.

90. I don't want too much, I just want to be with you.

9 1, I don't want much, I just want to be with you.

On the treatment of insomnia

My whole life, for what? Some people have been busy and tired all their lives for money, love, longevity, enjoyment and family. What about yours?

Turn those indecisions that you can't get away with into optimism that is not decadent and tangled, and take another road, maybe the sky will be wider. Don't forget your innovative spirit, so as to achieve your ultimate goal; Don't worry about time, don't fail yourself.

Love you, care about you, will be willing; Knowing you and cherishing you will make you look forward to it forever. Without words, thoughts continue; Don't be surprised or upset, the company has always been there!

People live to make themselves happy, to make people around them happy, to make themselves happy and to make their families happy. All my life, I have lived happily and smoothly.

Sometimes, if you don't talk, your feelings will be deeper; Not responding is actually more meaningful; Not sad, in fact, the pain has been left in the dream; Don't cry, in fact, tears have always been in my heart.

Why do people who know you need to explain? Why do people who don't understand you need to talk for a lifetime? However, when they leave, there is only the past.

For a lifetime, the most important thing is to have a healthy body, be able to eat and drink, have a happy family, live in harmony and have a long-term loyal partner, which is enough!

Being alone is not terrible, but being alone all the time. Falling in love with someone is not terrible, just out of control. Breaking up is not terrible, but I am afraid that I will never let go.

The road of life is always bumpy; The taste of life is always bitter There are some things I can't do Some people can't force; Some roads can't be bypassed.

When you can't sleep at night, just look! For life, you should be like this! Life is a deletion and a stay, and life is an addition and subtraction; When you meet something sad, forget it as soon as possible. When you meet an angry person, forget it quickly.

Don't be too tricky, too slick and behave appropriately. Don't always want to take advantage of others, and don't be a glib, hypocritical or hypocritical person.

Don't lose a person who is kind to you. It's not easy to meet such a person all your life. If you miss a bus, you can wait. It may be a lifetime to miss someone.

When you lie down at night, think about it. It's really not easy for people to live. Unexpected things happen every day, some people are happy and others are sad.

Opportunity: grasping is opportunity; Missed is an opportunity; Don't forget the past, don't be sentimental about the past.

Try to change your life. If you are tired, please put your heart on the shore. If you are wrong, don't think about regret; You don't know enough until you are bitter.

People who are too sober, too real and too serious will be troubled everywhere; And the confused people, who care less, find the great taste of life.