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I have been with my girlfriend for 99 days and want to send a message about what to send. I hope a great god can tell me, thank you!

I like your hair, as black as dove chocolate and as bright as the night sky. I like your eyes, as big as the prime minister's belly, as shiny as Mujiro jelly, as stars. Just like your lips, as soft as tofu brain, as bright red as Fuji apple and as hot as the sun. I like your personality, lively and brilliant like pop rock, like spring breeze. N [Li Wei]

Hey?

You don't know, in fact, your smile is as sweet as Haagen-Dazs, which makes me often stare at you like a fool. You asked me why I like you. Don't you really know that you and I are in the dark, just like milk and chocolate, just like brown bread and milk, we are a natural couple! |*? Q you; ?

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Being with you is my happiest thing. Holding your hand as soft as boneless chicken fillet, I feel Pepsi. If you spoil me, my bones will become as brittle as an egg Shaqima. Do you know how much I don't want to see you? Even if we are separated, I care about you like two pieces of Pizza Hut are torn apart. o? ,r*?

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I know my temper, as cold and hard as compressed biscuits, often makes you angry, but that's not my intention. But that time, you were really angry. Not only did you ignore me, but you also laughed and scolded other men. Have you ever thought that at that time, my heart was as sour as Lipton lemon tea? I know, that's jealousy. You don't even look at that man! Cream like white rabbit candy. At first glance, I know that it is not reliable, and it is definitely not suitable for you! h? Sq(

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But you still want to break up with me in a rage. Do you know, at that moment, my heart was as painful as gnawing hard bones! How I miss our happy time like California rainbow cake! ML3, huh?

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Fortunately, I seized the last chance to hold your hand and say to you: Just like I need Ding Lin when I have a stomachache, I need you! I was sincere at that time, but I didn't find a better word! /Hey? Hey, me?

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Now I know you are angry with me. You make me nervous! Those days without you are as bitter as bird's nest coffee without sugar. You worry me so much! Do you know how much I want to form a happy family of 1+2 people with you? Disappointed "*: _

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Really, my love for you is as endless as Master Kong's instant noodles! Zy? r

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Even if all I just said is in front of me, let me choose between you and it, I will not hesitate to choose: I will talk to you when I am full: fruit platter!