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Especially funny and humorous love.

Many couples have had some particularly interesting things that will become their most precious memories in the future. So do you know what a particularly interesting love is?

Sometimes I like you and want to hide you in my heart.

I want to tell you everything, and I want to explain it to you in simple language.

Marriage is the grave of love. If you don't marry, you won't die

The moon is bright. It's no use lighting it up, and it's no use lighting it up.

Don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me.

An old photo is enough to make people nostalgic.

Weave a bright future for you with my hands.

I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. Will you be my wife?

Do you want to make a mistake and regret it for life? Here comes the opportunity.

There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have?

No one can bully you, only I can!

Millennium is frost, so-called Iraqis, at the water's edge.

Retire to the garden and just want to grow strawberries with you.

Cute is not a long-term solution, but loving me is the eternal law.

Love is not as good as being loved.

I like that you have no authorization. I'm sorry

Worry and happiness are accompanied by no regrets.

The so-called love is to waste feelings after love.

You don't owe me money. Be nice to the people around you in the future.

I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit my son in the chest.

That's very kind of you. I really really love you. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet, and I can't say anything better.

We have known each other for so long, but you don't know that I have been quietly protecting you behind your back.

Do you know the difference between me and ATM? I'm only in charge of ATM I am only responsible for marrying you and making money.

I want to give you a nickname, timely rain, because you always appear when I need it most.

In this life, I failed. I can't wait three years for a rain. I love you.

You are leaving tomorrow. Don't forget to take my love and leave your heart.

Spicy strips for you, matcha ice cream for you, all my life, day and night.

Since you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?

My wet clothes fell off and my teeth fell off. I lost all my good fortune, but I still haven't met you.

I don't need that person to be perfect, I just need you to make me feel that I am yours.

I don't want you to peel apples either. I'm afraid of blood, so I can't let you bleed!

They are passers-by around me, and you are the one I try to keep!

Your two-word name can't be a sentence, but it enriches my heart.

Without romantic movies and TV series, I dare not let you live for three generations. I just want to give you two halls and three rooms.

Dating can make a few days before and after meeting a little light and turn it into a beautiful day.

All we have to do is pull each other's hands to the end, and leave the rest to fate.

I don't like this world, I only like you, and I like the world with you.

They like you occasionally, and I like you, too.

I can't do it without you. I've been single all my life. But, without you, I don't want to take off the bill.

When it comes to the advantages of a girlfriend, I will choose a man with small eyes like me.

You ask me if I deserve to love you, but you should know whether I deserve to love you.

Actually, it's nothing important. I just want to hear your voice.

I miss someone who is far away and close at hand. Isn't that you in front of the screen?

We cut rock and paper, and you lose, stay with me for a lifetime; I lost, I will accompany you for life.

People say that forcing you to die quickly, so give me a cemetery, which means forcing you to die.

If we had known each other earlier, we would have developed into lovers now.

I like a person, but I dare not say, I can only say that he is reading my words.

When I first met you, God whispered four words in my ear.

The princess doesn't need love, but she needs Xu. I don't want permission, I just want you.

Every time I hear your good night before going to bed, it is my simplest and most lasting happiness.

It's not tiring to go shopping with my wife, and it's not expensive to buy a mink for my wife.

Be proud of your wife's cooking and be ashamed of her cooking.

Life and death, I only love you!

My poem, written for you.

The road ahead is slim, let me give you hope.

Sweat drops on the earth, and you are brave for love.

Dear you, always the most effective!

If missing is a kind of love, then I have fallen in love with the sea deeply.

I will always be an audience to comfort your pain and protect you from beginning to end.

If love is because of hate, then I hate it.

If you poison blindly, I will spend my life for you.

I look up at the stars in the sky, but I am still lost in your light and shadow.

You love me, I love you, let's love each other and be together forever.

You can't go anywhere when you are old. You are still my baby!

This life is destined to bring you and me together.

Be proud of obeying your wife and be ashamed of disobeying your wife.

Someone, no matter how long, I love you without hesitation. If one day you look back, no matter how long, I will be there.

Would it be interesting if you found out that we got up tomorrow and became lovers?

You are a watermelon, I am a melon skin, always covering you.

My life is cherished for you.

My love is like an old cow, and I have no regrets until I am old!

Willing to be a mandarin duck.

If missing is a disease, then I am terminally ill.

Thinking about your appearance, smiling face is extremely simple.

Go out late and come home early, and you don't have to call your wife.

I just want to say to you: wall, eyes, knees, English translation means I love you.

My love burns for you.

I want to squeeze out my soul and blend into your body. You and I will never be apart!

When I love you, I feel the earth moving.

The most extravagant thing in my life is to meet you on the road, then help each other and smell the flowers together.