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Greeting sentences with women
1, it's hard to find a man like me if it's sentimental and old.
2. Spring has come, the grass is lovesick, the flowers are in love, the butterfly is married, and the baby of mother rabbit can make soy sauce. What are you waiting for? Come and fall in love with me!
I have been single for a long time. Even when jiaozi sees two sticks together, he has to separate them with a shovel.
4. After meeting me, you will find that being handsome can be so single-minded!
I have to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.
6. Whether two people can stay together for a long time is very important, but for eating food, three meals are more important.
7. After living for so many years, I have been puzzled by one thing: why did the hook hang itself?
8. When you feel lonely, turn on the computer and play a ghost movie. After a while, you will feel that there are people in the toilet, kitchen and room.
9. Every time I take a selfie, I find that my face value is high and low, and I will be more handsome in a while.
10, it's not hard to be single, but it's hard to deal with those who try their best to make you end it.
1 1. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: take only one selfie out of 3,000.
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