Humorous phrases about mood during power outage

As follows:

1. When I woke up early in the morning, the water and electricity were cut off, so I lived like this. My mobile phone was almost out of battery, there was no Internet at home, I couldn’t cook, I couldn’t wash my face and tidy up, and I had to go to bed. A life without going upstairs!

2. There was a loud sound in the sky, and labor and capital appeared on the stage.

3. God, you are too cruel. Even if it rains, you will still have a power outage. Not only did you have a power outage, you also thundered and broke my TV.

4. There was a power outage and I couldn’t see my homework, so I imitated the ancients and dug through the wall to steal the light. After digging through, I was surprised to find that there was also a power outage next door!

5. Every time it is windy, it will rain. When it rains, there will be a power outage. When there is a power outage, I call for consultation. The result is that there is no important power outage information today.

6. As soon as labor and management came online, there was a power outage all over the world.