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I want to be RMB in my next life, so that you will never forget me.

First, she is getting married, and the groom is not you, haha.

Second, deep in the city, spring goes and summer comes.

Third, I often hurt you and scold you because I believe in our relationship.

Don't ask me how I did in the exam, I can only say: I'm overwhelmed.

In that year, they were young and ignorant, and made a promise to each other under the cherry tree. Finally, they drifted away because of separation. Just back to the cherry tree, the petals floating all over the sky, things have changed, people have changed, and their hearts have changed, and finally they can't find their original appearance again.

Six, there is nothing difficult to cut in this world, please believe that the method is definitely more difficult than it is!

Seven, I want to be a female rascal in thought, a good girl in life, a tender girl in appearance and a psychological remoulder.

8. I don't want to start school: I have to get up early, stay up late, do laundry, do homework, occupy a seat, be scolded, meet people I don't want to see, have exams, eat in the cafeteria, and a lot of messy things. I am bored to death.

Nine, not everyone who passes by will know, and not everyone who knows is worrying.

Ten, especially diligent, these five words, I thought about it, I only did the first four. . .

1 1. If I pass you on the road and don't say hello, it's not because I pretend to be arrogant and play big cards. . Because ... . . . . . I don't have my glasses.

When I was about to say hello to my youth, she said good night to me.

Thirteen, this winter's sun is not the sun, but the lamp in the refrigerator.

I want to be RMB in my next life, so that you will never forget me.

15. Sunset won't accompany me to make a comeback. Who are you? Share weal and woe with you, you don't deserve prosperity! The real strong man is to take out his heart and repair it himself in the dead of night, put it back when he is done, and wake up confidently.

Sixteen, the world in April, the mountain temple peach blossoms.

17. When you are happy, you listen to music.

18. No matter whether it's human or life, whoever wants you to be ugly, you have to smile back.

19. Today, he got married, and I was drunk, just like his first love when he was fifteen. I held you in my arms until he was no longer my hero.

Twenty, a female camel said to another camel: Oh, I'm so sorry, my only baby daughter has serious physical defects.

If you think the National Day is seven days short, you will know how long it is from today.

Twenty-two, one week before the college entrance examination, animals are protected at home. After the exam, I am a beast. If I score, I am a TM pest.

Yesterday, I sent a file to my friend by Bluetooth, and found that her name was Lao Niu. I silently turned off Bluetooth when I was reading system messages.

24. There's a question that I can't figure out, that is, why should the water heater in our school library be placed in front of the men's room? Every time I go to pee, there is always the laughter of girls fetching water at the door, and I can't pee! !

25, a residential building suddenly caught fire, and the owner was anxious to stand outside the room. He rushed forward and shouted to let me in. I want to save my wife. The police controlled him and calmed him down before the fire brigade let her out. As soon as the words were finished, it exploded with a bang, and the shopkeeper immediately said with a sad face, that's it, I'll buy another one. At that time, the policeman on the side was blue in the face. . . . . .

Twenty-six, finally understand that when you do it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

27. Fate never sympathizes with the weak.

Husband: Wife, I want to put this month's salary here.

Twenty-nine, it is said that a person is taking the train, and the train is about to leave. He has a bottle of wine in one hand and a delicious roast chicken in the other. He sat by the window slowly, turned off the chicken head with alacrity, and threw the whole roast chicken out of the window, but then he looked at the chicken head in his hand stupidly, then sighed and picked it up and ate it.

Thirty, forget the past and stay in your heart.

Thirty-one, seeing a sad face of a buddy, he asked: What's the matter? Why are you so sad when you become a father? Dude: Hey, I just found out I have infertility! I was about to speak when my buddy went on to say, what if this is passed on to my son? I'm so fucking touched by him, China. What a good father!

32. I will treat every change as growth, even if it is painful.

33. The owner of the electrical appliance repair shop asked the doctor in the clinic: You have been treating my illness for several months, but I still can't get better. Do you still have a hand? The doctor smiled and said, how many times have you repaired my color TV?

If you give up too early, you never know what you will miss.

35. Dad came back from a business trip and bought three small mirrors, one for my sister and me, but I didn't see my mother's. When I went to see my mother the next day, I found that my mother's bronze mirror was carved with flowers and had the best workmanship. My mother said that my father was afraid to take it out in front of us because we were jealous. Isn't that what love is all about ~

36. A person dreams that there is a voice in the sky:+1 or-1? The man's answer:+1

Thirty-seven, when a wise man is at his wit's end, the method that a fool comes up with must be the most useful!

I found that some people want to find someone to fall in love with, just because the food in some places is not suitable for one person to eat.

I never dare to say that I have all of you.

I want to be your heart in the next life.

1. If there is next life, I will be your heart. If it bothers me, I won't jump.

I want to be your heart in the next life! If you cherish me, I will jump. If you let me down, I will jump up and stop. If you hurt me, I won't jump!

In the next life, I want to be your heart. If you cherish me and treat me well, I will jump happily. If you are not nice to me, I will jump up and stop, making you breathless. If you let me down, I won't jump or move.

I want to be your heart in the next life. I don't feel well, but it's you who's hurt.

I want to be your heart in the next life, at least you will die if I don't jump.

I will be your heart in the next life. If you cherish me, I will keep jumping. If you let me down, I will jump up and stop, leaving you breathless. Even if you are sad, it is you who are hurt.

7. If I had an afterlife, I would be your heart. If I get angry, I won't jump. It seems that the more people care, the more they will feel that they are always there, and the more they will lose their temper. I don't know why, maybe it's because I did it.

8. Companionship is the longest confession, and long-term love is the happiest. I want to be your heart in the next life. If you don't treat me well, I will definitely make you feel bad.

9. In the next life, I will be your heart and I will protect you. You didn't leave me. You just went to a place and went to my heart. You are the air, and you are the sunshine.

10. I don't really want to be with you, because I feel like I have nothing these days. From the moment you had the heart to ignore me, I knew that you must have never cared about my feelings. It's not that you are not busy, but that you don't like me that much. I used to laugh because I was happy, but now I don't laugh because I am happy. I want to be your heart in the next life, at least when I feel pain.

1 1. If there is a next life, I want to be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die and you will never give up this life. You always talk about finding the right person? What is the right person like? It's all boiled water. It's better to enjoy it than to lose it.

12. Forget your humble things and don't let loneliness become a static collapse. If I haven't heard you care about me for too long and haven't seen your message back to me for too long, I will be very sad. In fact, life is like this. I want to be your heart in the next life. I'll jump if I want, or I'll let you die.

13. I have some inexplicable feelings recently, and I thought of a sentence, let me be your heart in the next life. Although we have no next life, I will give it to the people you will meet.

14. If there is next life, I will be your heart. If I make you happy, you will be happy. If I make you sad, you will be sad. You have to coax me into not making me angry. If I am angry, you will get sick. If I get angry, you will die. The point is, you must not like her without my permission.

15. I will be your heart in the next life. If you cherish me, I will dance very well. If you fail me, I will jump for a while to let you catch your breath, even if you are sad and painful. Women can easily heal scars and forget the pain. Even though they are riddled with holes, they still play well. The more you know what you care about, the more vulnerable you are. Learn to let go if there is no if.

I can't forget the past. I can't forget you because you are a scar in my heart forever.

First, some words are best buried in my heart, so that others can't see my sadness.

Second, if you are not rewarded, you should know that enough is enough. Otherwise, it will disturb others and hurt yourself.

Third, if there is such a person, please don't be happier than me, and don't despair than me. Just make do with a little red book and live a cool life.

Fourth, when I miss you, tears always come faster than time, and loneliness is always more real than imagination.

Do you know how I cried the day I broke up and finally compromised to tell the truth?

6. Some things are obviously meaningless, but they still care. It happens to everyone.

Seven, scattered music echoing in a corner is my sad solo.

Eight, living is a kind of practice, and practice is to cultivate the mind. It is always happy to cultivate a normal heart; Cultivate a satisfied heart, and happiness is everywhere. Life is an ordinary superposition, and life is a dull legend. We walk in our hearts, and all the joys and sorrows are rooted in the roadside scenery.

I dare not read our chat records, because I am afraid I will burst into tears.

Ten, I know that when I look back, those tears will be ridiculous; But I don't know that when I look back, those laughter can also make me cry.

You gave me a leaf to play with, but I lived like a forest.

12. If you fall in love with someone you missed, you will never love again in your life.

Thirteen, life, when doing something, doing something. When is it full of vigor and vitality, and when is it not a time of inner peace? The process of life depends on some tiny links, and only a little gathering can achieve the grandeur of life. No matter how ordinary we are, as long as we make unremitting efforts, we can always find the scenery of brilliant life. If you aim too high, you can only aim too high, but after all, haste makes waste.

Fourteen, not unforgettable, but unforgettable; It's not that I can't afford to get hurt, but that I've been used to it, in my life. Each other is the most sincere meeting in each other's years, and it has become a habit to throb and perform at that moment. Each other is a cup of tea in each other's hearts, which melts and flows freely at that moment and has turned into tears; Each other is an eternal theme in each other's dreams, and deep-rooted feelings surge to the extreme and condense into life.

I can't forget you because you are a scar in my heart forever.

16. You asked me what I like about you. I said it was a little gloomy that day. I happened to see you in the coffee shop on the corner, and you came into my heart with sunshine. Since then, you have been fascinated.

17. Your wedding invitation is my invitation. You invited me to raise my glass, and I could only respond to my collapse.

Sometimes I do everything for one person, but I can't compare with others doing nothing.

Nineteen, watching you and her figure drift away, I became a joke in the eyes of others.

Twenty, you trample my love on the ground, on a road full of blood, but turn a blind eye.

Twenty-one, don't wait until you lose it to know how to cherish it; Don't wait to be hurt to forgive; Don't wait until you get wet to know how to shelter; Don't wait until you have a terminal illness to know how to maintain it. There is a lot of waiting in life, and you can't start again. Feelings that don't belong to you are like sand in your hand, no matter how tightly you hold them, there will be a risk of passing away; A heart that doesn't belong to you is like a clockwork. No matter how far you go, you will stop one day.

I'm looking for a reason to feel sorry for you.

Twenty-three, people in the most sad and panic, there is no tears, tears will always flow at the end of the story, the end of everything!

Twenty-four, try very hard to cover up the disguise, and finally sad is that I can't change myself.

Twenty-five, who said that hard work will pay off, this is pure fiction.

Twenty-six, in a person's life, there are thousands of people who pass by Qian Qian, and how many are bosom friends? How many people love themselves? No matter how strong the love is, it can't stand the erosion of busyness. You are so busy that you forget to care. You are too busy to know what to do. However, love can only be cherished when it is free.

I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least I feel sick. You're hurt.

First, such a self-righteous and embarrassing love can easily be hurt by you.

Second, [Love yourself first and then love others]

Third, deep feelings have never been disappointed, and only fickle feelings will be missed repeatedly.

I am standing on an isolated island. Are you thirsty to go ashore and risk your life as my companion?

We will curse each other because of the change of mood.

6. An enviable relationship between lovers means that no matter how noisy, you have to make up in the end.

I want to be a strong person, at least when I am abandoned, I don't feel pain.

Eight, I think it is shameful to kill people in love, which is why you are alive now.

There is a barrier between us that cannot be crossed or broken.

Can you stop blinking when I'm lying on your eyelashes?

Give up too early, you never know what you will miss.

The people I care about are the reason for my peace of mind and the source of my panic.

Thirteen. Woman: [I am impulsive and easily moved. This is me]

Fourteen, remember my good, or just remember me.

The road ahead may be bumpy and difficult, but don't lose your heart.

No matter where I am, I can always find you at a glance.

Seventeen, he is my lifelong dream.

18. You can love me or not abandon me. I'm afraid you won't come back.

Nineteen, just a good impression, why say you like it.

Maybe, there are some things that I should try to let go.

Twenty-one, I'm not her. How can you defeat thousands of troops in your heart?

22.[ Friendship is a sacred and ancient name]

A) Every time I sneeze, I lie to myself that you miss me.

-Did you hear the smell of missing spread through every street?

I have a plan, but I won't use it to hurt anyone.

24. We only have now. Why not cherish it?

Twenty-five, I will pass you with a smile and never look back for you.

26. What I gave you can't be obtained by others.

Twenty-seven, if the heart cares, there are grievances everywhere; If you relax, it is always spring.

Twenty-eight, you have never cherished everything I tried to give you.

Twenty-nine, we all leave ourselves too much truth.

Thirty, don't put up with it if you can't afford it. At least I'm not that hard.

Thirty-one, it is often the most chaotic and difficult class that is most likely to produce true feelings.

32. One day, someone will break into your world and let you know why you have no result with others.

I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least I feel bad, and you will feel bad.

You are not really happy, and your wound will never heal completely.

Thirty-five, [give me amnesia or death in a car accident],

Thirty-six, every time I fall in love, I am very strong.

Thirty-seven, the tenth time of a cat is the eighth second of a dead fish, and the seventh year of forgetting people is separation.

There is only one reason why I love you, and that is, I love you.

Thirty-nine, I simply love to play, too lazy, crazy, hot and cold, unable to speak, gentle and complicated, no one understands.

Forty, don't love the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, just spend the rest of your life with me.

4 1. Don't you know its value until you lose it?

Forty-two, I can only blindly perform flattering acrobatics and want to cooperate with you at the expense of changing my personality.

43. A thorn in the side: [The sweetest love story is that the person you love most plans you in his future]

I really don't want to bless them for what I saw in the street.

Forty-five, I tried to be an interesting person, and then I went astray and became a tease.

Forty-six, [I woke up with a dream. ]

Forty-seven, I also told myself that you don't love but are too afraid of being hurt.

I don't need your charity. Maybe one day you will need me.

In fact, I often look at your space to see if there is anything about me.

Fifty, girls like us who have no money and are not beautiful can only be kind.

I thought I could do it as long as I worked hard, but I was wrong. It's not as simple as I thought.

52. Light is not afraid of setbacks. As long as there is a small crack, it can be infinitely diffracted.

Fifty-three, I probably lost my passion for loving someone, and became more and more inconsiderate and unkind to myself.

54, an eyesore: [As long as the heart is not chaotic, it is difficult to change what you are, don't envy others, don't lose yourself]

55. I am like a person who has recovered from a serious illness. I always have endless pain.

I can't say how important you are, but I know that in my heart, no one can replace you.

Fifty-seven, there is no empathy at all, unless the needle sticks to you, you will never hurt.

58. "Finally, I love you. I'm in your way."

You know, I don't laugh as well as her, but I will accompany you.

60. I hope you can be my brave reason.

If I want a forever, how many years can you give me?

62. I have always had you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

Sixty-three, those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

I won't say you know I love you.

Sixty-five, may you still love the sea after thousands of years of war.

Sixty-six, don't trade what you have for the unknown.