Very happy and funny copywriting

1. Boss, here’s a bottle of 5 and 20. Let me glue my broken heart back together.

2. If a person has no dreams, what is the difference between him and a person without dreams?

3. Failed men like to compare their wives with others, while successful women like to compare their husbands with others.

4. "Why did you delete me from your friends?" "The computer is too stuck, and they asked me to delete some unimportant things."

5. In class We should keep quiet when sleeping. After all, it is rude to disturb other people's sleep.

6. When girls say they can’t find a partner, they probably can’t find someone they like; when boys say they can’t find a partner, they probably can’t find someone who likes them.

7. Top student: "I hope I can perform normally and get into the ideal university!" Me: "I hope I can't perform normally and get into the ideal university!"

8 .Do you know how miserable it is to be in a foreign country? Because of the time difference, we have to make an appointment for any quarrel.

9. As soon as I got home, a beggar came up to me and opened the car door for me. Then he brought the bowl in front of me. Looking at his pleading eyes, I accepted the money.

10. Do you know how much you weigh to me? If you fall into the river, the first thing I think of after I get home and have dinner is to save you.

11. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mom first felt your presence, she threw up!

12. No matter what troubles or difficulties you encounter, please tell me as soon as possible and I will like it as quickly as possible.

13. Although I am still young, I am not the kind of person who can cheat someone with just one lollipop, not even two lollipops. At least I can get another pack of spicy strips!

14. I suddenly discovered that most of my study life was wasted on pretending to write homework, and most of my professional life was wasted on pretending to write materials.

15. In the days to come, I would like to stay by your side in the name of a friend and watch quietly how you can’t get married and end up alone!

16. "My girlfriend is dating other men behind my back." "Oh my God, your girlfriend is so strong!"

17. Everyone needs one by their side. , people who use it as an excuse to go out to play, and parents will definitely feel relieved after hearing this.

18. "Xueba, how can I get a score of 9 or 18 in the exam?" Xueba thought for a moment and said: "It's very simple, just take one less multiple-choice question."

19 "Son, don't forget your mother when you get a wife in the future!" The son raised his orchid finger and said, "Oh, I can't do that!"

20. I'm so nervous, what should I do? It’s time to meet the parents! Is the aunt gentle and gentle, and the uncle is fierce or not? I was so scared. After all, I was the one who hit his child first.

21. The most heartbreaking thing is that after waiting for two minutes of commercials, I found out that I had already watched this episode.

22. If you forget to bring money for a meal, you tell your boss to make up for it next time, but the boss doesn’t want to! I got angry and called more than 10 brothers, and finally got the money for the meal!

23. One day when little Ultraman was in class, the teacher asked the students who had questions to raise their hands, so the teacher died.

24. What if you don’t want to wash clothes? Just get a wife. If the wife is virtuous, she will wash clothes for you; if the wife is strong, you will learn how to wash clothes.