The highest level of poverty is funny.

1, please open the express carton and leave some for me so that I can cover it for the winter.

I'm going to take your luggage, so you are a happy pauper now.

There is no bowl if you want to eat.

4, so bright a line is at the foot of my bed, just want to rely on a bed; Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and sleeping soundly at work was painful breathing. He lives in every corner of my body and doesn't want to go to work, let alone winter. It's too cold. I really don't want to go to work. I just want to be a convenience store and bake sausages under a warm lamp.

5, women please themselves, men pity to please themselves.

6. If you have a dream, stick to it. If the alarm clock rings, turn it off and go back to sleep.

7. How sad I am to see you frown.

8. My heart is bleeding when I bought a new notebook, and poverty makes me cry.

9. My obesity is temporary, and it's easy to lose weight: your short stature is lifelong, and it's hard to increase it.

10, I can wait for love. If you get rich, please take me with you at once.

1 1, Ma Yun will never make my money in his life.

12, girls should learn to sympathize with their boyfriends. When a boyfriend is too busy to spend time with himself, he finds other boys to accompany him. Don't let their boyfriends suffer. Be a sensible girl.

13, the weather is cold and the quilt caught a cold. I always feel that I need to stay in bed.

14, the wallet is disappointing, and I have no confidence to speak. Compared with last year, the next two months are too hard, tired and without money, so desperate.

15, yes, we are worlds apart, but I am not wicked because of lack of money.

16, when we were young, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were ugly and poor.

17, freezing to death on the way to work, working people realize that my demand is increasing day by day, and it is too difficult to get up every day.

18, I bumped into a cooked meat stall yesterday and lost 50 yuan. I am broke. I am too poor. I haven't eaten for three days and nights. Is there a kind person to help me? Whoops, I never care if my friends have money.

19, others want money for work, but we work hard. Although I am late for work every day, I still get off work on time.

20. My life is to work, I don't want to go to work, I can't make money, and I'm not happy.

2 1. We are here to make money, not to be loyal. Everything in the world is just a transaction.

22. Men don't make money, women are anxious, and men make money and women regret it.

23. My birthday is coming, and all my old friends come to ask me what I lack.

24. The relationship between people is always based on "May I know you?" It ends with "I know you ~".

25. Before a man gets married, he always feels that there are few women who are suitable for him. It was not until he got married that he realized that there were many women suitable for him, but his wife was not suitable. Violence can't solve anything. Why don't we sit down calmly and praise me for an hour, and we'll make up.

26. Many people can even sell their souls for money. Think about it. It's so sad. Why can't my soul sell money? I am not poor, I am a price-sensitive consumer.

27. Why is the surface of the moon uneven? Because Chang 'e studied excavators.

28, blue sky, the world is short of money, but happiness has nothing to do with money.

29. School, although you have my people, you can't get my heart.

30, no money, no right, no move.

3 1, multi-sentence, extended reading, don't want to go to work, how to send it, talk about friends who don't want to go to work, talk about the pain of breathing at work, he lives in every corner of me.

I owe my friend a dollar, and it took me a month to pay it back.

I have no money to buy a car. I will only take the bus with you, but I will hold you and not let you squeeze in.

34. The current situation is: unhappy, not eating well, not sleeping well, wasting youth, being absent-minded, not getting up in the morning, dreaming at night, blurring the present, fearing the future, and being seriously short of money.

35. Eight out of ten people who want to send a circle of friends as soon as they lose weight are too lazy to send a circle of friends every two days.

36. Why do you go to work when you are so cute? No matter today or tomorrow, I still don't want to go to work.

37. The owner is streaking, and the owner has rushed out of the service area.

38. Saying "part-time job" is like creating the future with a beautiful vision and hard work and sweat. Come on, worker.

39, hate to say, come on, work.

40. After returning to work, the ears are tightly controlled by the mask.

4 1. I should have eaten soil this month, but the sudden heavy rain improved my food. I can not only eat soil, but also drink water.

42. After I took a bowl full of money from the beggar that day, I actually cured him of his disability for many years.

Come in June and go to work. We need money badly now.

When I make friends, I never care whether he is poor or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

45. Some bosses extend their lives by abusing their subordinates' sudden temper, often because they have accumulated grievances for a long time.

46. If I had known that there was such a thing as going to work, I wouldn't have thought about it.

47. To go to school is to take money to muddle along, while to go to work is to take days to muddle along.

48. Is money paper? I always use coins ~ yes, girl.

49. You can keep the soup tonight. How much is a bowl of soup and a bowl of rice for lunch tomorrow? Someone's socks are torn at the back. Let's go, sleep until you wake up naturally, and drink water until you pee. Is to save a meal.

No one in this society looks up to you if you have no money. If you have money, you are your brother. If you have no money, where can you go?