Funny inspirational quotes

1. Although the green mountains are left, there is still no firewood.

2. Confidence is the condensation of endless wisdom. Ordinaryness is a stop on the road to success.

3. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

4. The most effective capital is our reputation, which works for us 24 hours a day.

5. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

6. But when two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

7. Failure is not terrible. The key is to see whether the failure is the mother of success.

8. That person looks good, how can I put it? The pixels are relatively low!

9. My mother said that food is very expensive recently and money is very cheap.

10. Since ancient times, no one has ever died, and no one can poop without paper!

11. You will never see the tears in my eyes, because I will cry when you are not around.

12. If you lend too much money to a person, you will make that person a bad person.

13. There are many ways to make money, but if you cannot find the seeds of making money, you will not be able to become a businessman.

14. God will definitely forgive me, because that is his profession.

15. Be kind to your hobbies, don’t let them make way for learning, let them serve learning.

16. There are some things you shouldn’t understand, and there are some people you shouldn’t hurt.

17. Time quietly crushes the past behind my back, and the scars on the route you left are spreading.

18. Life is easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy.

19. No one has ever been ruined because of making money.

20. Simulation results must not become a burden or a shadow.

21. Those who marry on a blind date may not necessarily fall in love with each other after marriage; those who fall in love and get married freely may not necessarily feel free after marriage.

22. Every life is beautiful, and no flower, no matter how small, will refuse to bloom.

23. Don’t blame the dog for following you if you look like a bun.

24. The reason why the snail can't walk fast even though it uses all its strength is because its burden is too heavy.

25. There are two major tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting something you don’t want.

26. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

27. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived!

28. The earth is in motion, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

29. Don’t be like a trash can, always pretending and pretending.

30. If you behave in a low-key manner, you will become more stable each time; if you do things in a high-profile manner, you will become better and better each time.

31. I never lie, except for this sentence.

32. The curtain on the stage of life may open at any time. The key is whether you are willing to perform or choose to avoid it.

33. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

34. Legend has it that there are two types of people left in the love scene, men without money and women who don’t know how to package.

35. It is a mirror, it will always reflect light... it is gold, it will always be spent!

36. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

37. If you do not participate in the struggle to change society, your ideals and hopes will always be an illusory reality.

38. Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.

39. A small one is hidden in a hazy poem, a big one is hidden in a soap opera.

40. The value of life is measured by the work a person has done for the contemporary era.

41. A friend is someone who sees you through and still likes you.

42. In work, if you take a step back, the sky will be brighter; in love, if you take a step back, the sky will be empty.

43. Happiness can be obtained through learning, even though it is not our mother tongue.

44. When will the salary increase? A good song ends and everyone disperses.

45. I like black! Black is more tempting. The most important thing is that it has super hiding ability and is not afraid of getting dirty!

46. You have one second to tap the acupuncture points, but I will spend my whole life tapping the acupuncture points.

47. There are only people who can’t figure it out in the world, and there is no impossible road.

48. Time is the same as ***, there is still some squeezing.

49. The sun shines brightly, the kindness of parents is great, the gentleman is great, and the villain is popular.

50. Standing halfway is more difficult than reaching the goal.

51. I am not your dog. I don’t need to look at your face to get the bones I want.

52. There are always thirty days every month when I don’t want to go to work!

53. Stop thinking nonsense and study hard!

54. 1 minute of sadness, 60 seconds of happiness missing.

55. The more arrogant you are online, the kinder you are offline.

56. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

57. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you try to be jealous.

58. People are afraid of being famous as pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

59. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated.

60. The general watches the crab with cold eyes to see how long it will run rampant.

61. Greetings do not have to be solemn, but they must be sincere and touching.

62. When we remove the stumbling blocks set by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

63. Have you ever read everything someone said but never commented.

64. It’s cloudy, so the shadow doesn’t want me anymore.

65. Discouragement leads to disappointment, disappointment leads to wavering, and wavering leads to failure.

66. Flattery makes everyone happy, but speaking out makes everyone dislike it.

67. A man who can bend down to tie your shoes is always better than a man who can only help you take off your clothes.

68. In the world of love, no one is sorry to anyone, only those who do not know how to cherish others.

69. If you come to me if you are unhappy, I will sing with you.

70. If you hate me, I don’t mind at all. I don’t live to please you.

71. If you want to get along in the world, it’s best to be a bachelor!

72. The core of a grassroots dinner is the rice, the core of an elite dinner is the bureau, and the core of a celebrity dinner is the celebrity.

73. If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

74. If you don’t set limits for yourself, there will be no barriers in life that limit your performance.

75. Learning is similar to sitting meditation and requires perseverance.

76. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates.

77. If you can’t open the door to your heart, you can’t find the right person.

78. Everyone says that I am very obedient, but in fact I only listen to myself.

79. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

80. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

81. The most beautiful kite flies the fastest, and the truest feelings hurt the most.

82. Life is too short. If you give up today, you may not get it tomorrow.

83. No one knows you when you are unsuccessful, and you don’t know yourself when you are successful.

84. Sometimes I am as optimistic as shit, always thinking that I can shake the world.

85. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will already put on my cassock.

86. The three most difficult things in life: keeping secrets, forgetting the trauma, and making full use of spare time.

87. There is always a gap between ideals and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who would care about ideals?

88. Not every effort will be rewarded, but every harvest requires hard work.