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Want to change the mood of your mobile phone?

I want to change my mobile phone!

1, fat people are not eligible to eat! ! ! We must lose weight! ! !

2.◎ A window is separated by a silent night and a woman who lives alone.

3. Open on Monday, everything goes well on Tuesday, happy on Wednesday, harmonious every day, good luck on Thursday and Friday, and good luck and health on weekends. I wish you a good weekend!

Even if we are not lovers, I am afraid that you will fall in love with someone else.

A bad horse can throw a knight from the saddle, and a bad friend will betray you. (Uyghur)

Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, and I can't get your concern.

7. We are not suitable at all. It was a mistake from the beginning.

8. "Remind you that there are many people who go to bed early, but how many people stay up with you?"

9. Smart people use wisdom as a weapon, not only will they not lose their manners, but they will also win applause.

10. at present, the root of the defects in the legal system of business supervision of securities companies in China lies in the erroneous concept of choking on food and limiting the legal system space for business development; Punishment and past improper practices have damaged the stability and predictability of the legal system of commercial supervision.

1 1. Broken shoes and that broken black umbrella abandoned by others have become unsightly.

In fact, all the girls in the world are very beautiful.

13, people live in this world to endure destruction until they die. If you understand this, everything can be handled calmly.

14, it is impossible to build a socialist society in an illiterate country.

15, how far the migratory birds fly, I miss the travelers in the south, whether it's the ends of the earth or the warmth at the door of the next stop.

16, treat people with courage, read without words. Zhou Enlai

17, I will still miss them, but I can't go back.

18, empty room, empty heart, past pain in my heart. That pain, crossing the ferry of the world of mortals, accompanied by a wave, swings into the deepest emptiness in my heart.

19, principle; As long as you abide by the rules of the game of life and adhere to the principle of being a man; Success is getting closer and closer to you.

20, you are the wind, I am the sand, Tanabata! Why did you come back? Don't worry me!

2 1, hiding on the island, nobody cares for a long time, traffic basically depends on walking, communication basically depends on shouting, and I can't hear it if I want to, so I'm not obedient.

22. The future will start with scale and spread out step by step.

23. Have independent judgment, followed by optimism, and the third is telling the truth.

24. I haven't written for a long time. Now I feel that the emperor has approved the throne when I write my homework.

25. We are so unfair. Love and hate are under your control.

26. Laughing doesn't mean you are happy. Sometimes you laugh just to show that you are a strong person.