Funny humor with tears. Say phrases, (65 selected sentences)

If you run away with me, you must become bigger.

3, smiling affects the acne on the corners of the mouth.

I kicked you to the south gate. . .

5, yes, you are the first step of genius!

6. Interesting personality phrases that make you cry

7. How people die is boredom.

8. Sometimes tears just can't be pulled out.

9. Brush the toilet with the landlord's toothbrush when you are depressed.

10, young people don't know the essence and preciousness, and old people come to hope to shed tears.

1 1, love is cheated and feelings are slept out.

12, don't mess with animals that bleed once a month.

13, hate you and love you. Hate is the value of love without explanation.

14, it is said that the weight is only 100, either flat-chested or short.

15. Sleeping on holiday is all about dying. Sleeping at school is killing me.

16, is the world too hypocritical, or am I too naive!

17, without physical friction, there is no spark of love.

18, what age is it? I have no sense of hooliganism.

19, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ!

20. Hypocritical people are always more successful than sincere people.

2 1, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?

22. How much love can be messed around and how many broken shoes are waiting.

23. I was drunk that night and set fire to your feet.

24. Nowadays, people are talking with each other on the surface, but they are actually playing with their brains.

25. In this life, people just wander between getting and not getting.

26. You bully me, I won't kill you, I'll kill you.

27. Rome was not built in a day, nor were the three layers of the lower abdomen built in a day.

28, bed, you let me go, come on, I have to go to school.

29. I shaved my head just to win your smile!

30. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true?

3 1, the night gives you black eyes, but you roll your eyes with them.

32. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my affectation?

33. "Doctor, what should I do with big pores?" "The pixel drops."

34. You said ice is water for sleeping. All I remember is a sigh that fart is shit.

35. Women conquer men with * *, and men conquer banks with * *.

Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.

37, men are not bad, women don't love, men don't color, it is purely a decoration.

38. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

God gave me a task to take a snail for a walk.

40. I grew up with acne on my face and grew up with pits on my face.

4 1, it's almost the end of the world If you have money, spend it quickly. If you die, it's useless.

42. Sometimes, telling the truth is not believed, and telling lies is believed.

43. The teacher taught me math because I was afraid I wouldn't count money when I grew up.

44. It is said that women are like clothes. Are you ashamed to go out naked?

I told you I was looking after the house and you were with her. I just have no imagination.

I haven't weighed myself for half a year, because I know.

47. When buying baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what the stuffing is.

48. Make you laugh and talk about the meaning of laughing tears.

49. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from Buddha. ...

50. Don't meet again after today. I'm afraid of hitting you several times every day when I wake up.

5 1, alarm clock ranks third among all sleeping goods and bedding, so I have to keep it constant.

I created a post bar with my own name. It feels good to go here alone.

53. I have two hobbies, static and dynamic. Quietly sleeping, moving over.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my grandson.

55. When I was a child, I burned the worms with red-hot tongs, then took them away and burned them until they were burnt.

56. The person who is most sincere to you in this world is a liar, because only he is really cheating you.

I remember catching some tadpoles and breaking its tail when I was a child. It's a pity to think of it now.

58. The advantage of news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

59. It's time to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

60. Mom said that people who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

6 1, the school is a caring institution, and never kills anything, because there is no chicken in the potato stew?

62. His 3-year-old daughter was bathed. As soon as she put her daughter in the bathtub, she shouted, "Mom, look, dad is picking up girls!" "

63. Mermaids are fake, at least they don't exist in the history of China, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

64. My mother told me from an early age that you can't make irresponsible friends. I think I did it all, and I did it well. Because all my friends are idiots.

65. The sentences in the sentence encyclopedia are often short and domineering, full of positive energy. Difficulties are often encountered in life, and those good sentences inadvertently hit the soft place in the heart, thus changing the depressed mood.