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Drinking classics, talking about personality signature daquan

The last time we met, we must not drink alcohol, and we can remember it clearly when we are sober. The following are some drinking classics I collected. I hope it helps you.

Classic talk about drinking 1) Is it pure love _ or loneliness after drinking?

2) Wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

3) Pretend to be indifferent, and use the paralyzing effect of alcohol to make yourself look numb.

4) I sleep alone with loneliness and alcohol. If I can meet you again, don't flinch.

5) Standing on two legs, drinking doesn't count.

6) Drink today, get drunk today, and worry about tomorrow tomorrow.

7) The three major sorrows of the dinner: the people to be invited didn't come, but they all came with you, and you were still awake when you checked out.

8) Friends come and there is good wine. If a pervert comes, he will be greeted by a female pervert.

9) It's no problem to lean against a dangerous building. Looking forward to spring sorrow, the sky is dark. In the afterglow of the grass, no one will lean on the fence and be silent.

10) I want to cry in my eyes, I want to smile at my mouth, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

The latest classic talk about drinking 1) wine companions are lonely, not lonely. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that wine has soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

2) The wine overflows when it is full, but who is the extra melancholy that overflows? I am full of melancholy again, and I have drunk all my recent troubles and unhappiness! In the eyes of others, I may be massive, or I may say that I am very happy, but only my own psychology is weighing the drums.

3) Plan to get drunk with crazy pictures. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

4) People will get drunk even if they are not drunk.

5) wine meets a thousand cups of friends. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

6) Wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.

7) Wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

8) If you don't let me drink, I'm afraid I'll feel sick. You let me drink because you want to take care of me.

9) Why do you drink? Because the heart is too soft, it makes the liver harder!

10) It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms!

When you are tired, put your heart on the shore and always rely on your partner's harbor. Now parting is just around the corner, blurring your eyes and mine. The breadth of heaven and earth, I would like to be close as neighbors, wave my hand and enjoy a better life from now on.

2) I was drunk and refused to accept anyone, so I helped the wall.

3) wine becomes sorrow, and acacia becomes tears.

4) intoxicating and spending * * * wine, flowers are beauty wine is sorrow.

5) Drink six points drunk, eat seven points full, and love someone eight points is just right!

6) I dare not drink. I was afraid of getting drunk, so I kicked you out again.

7) Many people like to drink because the reality is too nonsense.

8) Drinking allows me to release myself, but I can't drink it alone.

9) You are my reason for smoking and my excuse for drinking.

10) You said you were allergic to drinking, but he respected you.

1 1) I suddenly remembered the taste of wine. Do you want to drink it? Did you sleep well in the distance?

12) smoking and drinking is not my will, just because some pain is unspeakable.

13) Why do you drink? I just want to feel your mood at the moment. However, she was drunk and never woke up!

14) the advantage of drinking is that you will forget everything, but the disadvantage is that you will eventually wake up.

15) Last time we met, we didn't drink. Let's be sober and remember clearly.

16) drinking is not to escape, but to face yourself?

17) Drinking is always a prelude for men to brag!

Since I don't like you, I have stopped drinking.

19) Someone asked you why you prefer drinking to smoking. I said that because drinking hurts myself, smoking hurts others.

20) heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

2 1) Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are unusual.

22) Don't blame men for smoking, and don't blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

23) Many people eventually become people they once hated. For example, we used to hate smoking and drinking. As a result, after many years, we finally learned to smoke and drink.

I don't like drinking, and he won't let me drink. Tell me; Either you can drink well or you don't drink at all.

Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

26) You drink to get drunk, and I drink to wake up from other drunkenness.

27) I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.

28) Why do people like drinking? I didn't like it before I think getting drunk is really ugly. You don't know that drinking will warm you up until you are drunk. You think I'm a good wine, but I just can't stand the warmth, in this cold world.

29) I know that it is more worrying to drown my sorrows by drinking. I know that drinking is difficult. I know that drinking can't solve any problems. I know that I still have insomnia after drinking, but why drink? We gradually become adults who drink and smoke, but never grow up.

30) Learning to smoke and drink will not last forever.