The full text of the conversation between hackers and computer idiots

Xiao Bai: How is it controlled?

Hacker: Using Trojan Horse

Xiaobai: ... where is it? Why can't I see?

Hacker: Open your task manager.

Xiao Bai: It's not in my computer.

Hacker: Forget it. I didn't do anything.

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer.

Xiao Bai: Oh

Hacker: Are you afraid? ! Hey hey.

Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. Recently, my computer has had many problems.

Hacker: ...

Xiao Bai: Why do you always go in and out of my computer?

Hacker: You can install firewall.

Xiao Bai: Can't you get in by installing a firewall?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. It makes me feel at ease to control your computer like this.

Xiao Bai: I heard that you can make viruses?

Hacker: Hmm

Xiao Bai: You can control other people's computers? !

Hacker: General.

Xiao Bai: Then can you hack those websites?

Hacker: Of course, didn't you hear people call me a hacker?

Xiao Bai: ... Oh, I thought it was because you were dark. ...

"hey!"

Hacker: I'm here again! !

Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored coming in every day?

Hacker: Yes, it is. Your machine is the worst I have ever seen.

Xiao Bai: No way, it's a famous brand.

Hacker: I mean, there are only viruses in your computer besides mentally retarded games.

Xiao Bai: Oh, have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where I put it. I've been looking for it for a long time

Hacker: ... Goodbye.

Hacker: Hi! I'm coming.

Xiao Bai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?

Hacker: Haha, just kidding, it's easier to access your computer than mine. You don't miss me, do you?

Xiao Bai: I want to ask you a favor.

Hacker: What is it?

Xiao Bai: Can you access the power system and modify some data?

Hacker: ... what do you want! !

Xiaobai: Please help me get rid of the electricity bill this month. ...

Hacker: Go to hell! !

Hacker: Where the hell have you been? ! !

Xiaobai: ... I went out to play for a few days. Why do you want to see me?

Hacker: I want to find something.

Xiao Bai: What are you looking for here? Hacker: Virus, find an old virus from a few years ago, only your computer has the most complete virus!

Hacker: I'm coming! !

Xiaobai: ...

Hacker: Why don't you talk?

Xiao Bai: In a bad mood.

Hacker: Who bullied you?

Xiao Bai: I lost a Q number with my first love in it.

Hacker: This is simple. I'll get it back for you.

Xiaobai: I can't get it back.

Hacker: Impossible. Tell me, what number?

Xiao Bai: Oh … I just can't remember.

Xiao Bai: Come out! ! ! !

Hacker: What's the matter? !

Xiaobai: Did you use my id to play in the forum? ! !

Hacker:. . . . Sorry, I forgot to tell you that I didn't do anything wrong, so I added a post, and I promise I won't play again next time.

Xiao Bai: That won't do! ! !

Hacker: What else do you want?

Xiao Bai: Your post is red in the face. First blush. I'm so happy. You must make me another one.

Hacker: Get down!

Hacker: Hey, I just did something very interesting.

Xiao Bai: What's this?

Hacker: I sent it to the forum.

Xiao Bai: This is normal.

Hacker: I insist as soon as I see it, and I will call the landlord a pig.

Xiao Bai: Wow, it's so pleasant. I never dared. I'll be burned!

Hacker: Yes, it has been banned.

Xiao Bai: Is this still interesting? !

Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID.

Xiao Bai: Are you an expert?

Hacker: It can be said that it is.

Xiao Bai: How high is it?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored.

Xiao Bai: Ha, I can do it too!

Hacker: # $%! You can, too? !

Xiao Bai: Yes, it turned black as soon as it was turned off. . . . .

Hacker: Fuck off!

Bai: Blackie, come out quickly. My qq password was stolen, 555 ~ ~ ~

Hacker: No problem, I'll get it back for you ... (Ten minutes later) No, I can log in with your number. ......

Xiao Bai: Then why can't I get on?

Hacker: Let me see ... Sister, you seem to have opened the login box of msn. ......

Xiao Bai: Oh, so these two can't be used together. ......

Hacker: That's it. ........

Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai, come out quickly! ! !

Xiaohe: What is it? I'm still awake!

Xiao Bai: Why can't I enter my qq password?

Blackie: What have you lost?

Xiao Bai: Of course it's a small keyboard, idiot!

Blackie: ............, how can you lose when your keyboard is not turned on?

Xiaobai: Help me open it! ! !

Xiaohei: ............................ (vomiting blood)

Xiao Bai: Xiao hei, tell Google what this is.

Hacker: It's a search engine, that is, it can find things quickly!

Xiao Bai: OK, I'll give it a try.

Hacker: Have you tried it?

Xiaobai: I tried my best. I found goolge with Baidu once.

Hacker: Can you throw a stone at me?

Xiao Bai: Can we meet?

Hacker: ... This is not good, why should I watch it?

Xiao Bai: I want to see if you think the same as me.

Hacker: Oh, what do you think?

Xiao Bai: Very handsome, wearing tights, very charming. I can go anywhere and maintain world peace.

Hacker: ... You mean Spider-Man, boss!

Hacker: Hello ~ ~ ~

Xiao Bai: You come every day. Are you curious about me?

Hacker: Not out of curiosity, but out of habit, so I walked in.

Xiao Bai: Well, I have a good way to change this habit of yours.

Hacker: ... Oh? ! What method?

Xiao Bai: I changed the bandwidth to 1K at the telecommunications bureau. It's too narrow for you to squeeze in, haha ~ ~

Hacker: Genius! .........., can you still surf the Internet?

Xiao Bai: Yes, take your time!

Xiao Bai: I learned some computer knowledge today. Very impressive.

Hacker: Tell me about it.

Xiao Bai: You can make everything on the computer invisible at once.

Hacker: dizzy! You don't say! I've never heard of it.

Xiao Bai: If you turn off the monitor, there will be nothing, haha, clever ~

Hacker: Go to hell ~

Hacker: Why are there so many things on your computer desktop?

Xiao Bai: It's easy to find.

Hacker: But why did you put the DVD movie on the desktop?

Xiao Bai: I watched a movie with porridge. It's so touching.

Hacker: ```````````````````````````````````.

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, let me ask you something. Why does the computer always prompt in the lower right corner that "there is not enough space to release drive C"? " " " " nbsp

Hacker: Shit!

Hacker: Hey!

Hacker: Hey! Xiaobai ~

Hacker: Why are you ignoring me?

Xiaobai: I'm crying.

Hacker: Huh? What happened? Who bullied you?

Xiao Bai: No, nobody bullied me.

Hacker: Then why are you crying?

Xiao Bai: Look at the crayon Xiao Xin, Xiao Xin has lost it ~ He is so poor ~555555~

Hacker:-_-|||, then you continue to cry! ! ! !

Xiao Bai: I want to install anti-virus software.

Hacker: Well, well, your computer needs antivirus.

Xiao Bai: I want to install a famous brand, preferably Sony or BMW.

Hacker: How about Adidas?

Xiaobai: OK, please help me install it.

Hacker: Shit! I have something to do!

Xiao Bai: Xiao Hei, what if I want to delete something I don't use on my computer, but I can't?

Hacker: Start the computer and press F8 to enter "Safe Mode with Command"-gt; "path"-gt; DEL file name again, OK ~ nbsp

Xiao Bai: I want to delete windows from drive C.

Hacker: That's the system folder.

Xiao Bai: But I have never used it.

Hacker: I shouldn't discuss this problem with you! Shit ~

Xiao Bai: I have a foreign nickname on QQ.

Hacker: What's your name?

Xiaobai: the hacker's grandfather

Hacker: Shit, he NND, who is it? Send me the number!

Xiaobai: number: XXXXXXXXX

(It's been 15 minutes)

Hacker: He is a computer idiot!

Xiao Bai: How do you know?

Hacker: He said you can use DOS.

Xiaobai: ``````````````````````````````````````````.

Xiao Bai: Do you really think I'm an idiot?

Hacker: Yes, it is.

Xiao Bai: My net friend said I was smart.

Hacker: What did they say?

Xiao Bai: I won't tell you * _ *

Hacker: You must have sent them PLMM photos again, right?

Xiao Bai: How do you know? ~~~~

Hacker: Shit! !

Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai? There is food in the summer vacation. Is there anything interesting?

Hacker: Yes, why do you ask this suddenly?

Xiao Bai: Then send it to me. Be specific. ..

Hacker: Oh, wait. ..

(15 minutes later)

Hacker: No, why should I send it to you?

Xiao Bai: The teacher asked me to hand in my summer homework and write down 10 interesting things in the summer vacation. ..

Hacker: Shit, shit! !

Hacker: Have we known each other for some time?

Xiao Bai: Yes.

Hacker: Do you think I am good to you?

Xiao Bai: Not bad. ..

Hacker: Hee hee (shy)

Xiao Bai: Why? Want to borrow money?

Hacker: ````````````````````````````````.

Xiaobai: I still owe the monitor 5 yuan rice money!

Hacker: When I didn't ask anything. ..

Xiao Bai: Come out! Ask you! .

Hacker: What?

Xiaobai: Can you steal QQ?

Hacker: Nonsense!

Xiaobai: Then help me steal a Q. ..

Hacker: Say numbers. ..

Xiaobai: 10000

Hacker:! . #￥%……—*

Hacker: I'm here again. ..

Xiao Bai: Just in time. I have something to ask you. ..

Hacker: What is it? Don't ask me to help you change the water fee this time!

Xiao Bai: Can you crack the password?

Hacker: Nonsense, I am a hacker. ............

Xiaobai: Help me unlock the Da Vinci code!

Hacker: Go to hell, idiot. I watched too many movies. ............

Xiao Bai: Do you find it interesting to visit my computer every day?

Hacker: Interesting!

Xiao Bai: What's the point?

Hacker: I'm studying why your computer full of viruses doesn't crash. ..

Xiao Bai: I know!

Hacker: # $%! Why?

Xiao Bai: This is called fighting poison with poison!

Xiao Bai: I also want to control your computer.

Hacker: That won't do. If someone visits my computer, I will go crazy.

Xiao Bai: It's not fair! !

Hacker: OK, OK, you have it under control.

Xiao Bai: ... but I can't. ........

Hacker: Quack ~ ~ ~ That's why I agreed! ! !

Hacker: I'm here again.

Xiao Bai: This may be the last time we meet.

Hacker: Oh? What happened?

Xiaobai: I want to reinstall the system, kill virus and install a firewall. I won't let you in!

Hacker: You hate me so much, ............ Well, I won't come again. Goodbye.

Xiao Bai: Well, .........., hey, wait a minute! ! Teach me what reloading system is first!

Hacker: ....................

Xiao Bai: Can you answer the questions about computers?

Hacker: I think so.

Xiao Bai: Which key on the keyboard is the most handsome?

Hacker: .............. doesn't know.

Xiao Bai: "F4" of course! ! nbsp

Hacker: dizzy!

Xiao Bai: Can you answer another computer question?

Hacker: As long as it's not your stupid question.

Xiao Bai: I'm serious! ! Can you operate my computer?

Hacker: Well, yes.

Xiao Bai: This is a problem. Can you solve it, too?

Hacker: Your question should not be difficult.

Xiao Bai: Great. My fan seems to be broken. Help me change it.

Hacker: ... I will go first.

Xiao Bai: My computer is really broken this time.

Hacker: .............. just checked, and your computer is fine.

Xiaobai: So you bully me.

Hacker: No.

Xiao Bai: You have! There are no images in the MP3 file sent to me!

Hacker: Help ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Hacker: I'm coming ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Hacker: Huh? Where are you?

Hacker: Not yet? Isn't this a waste of electricity?

Hacker: Oh, my God, where are you? Come out quickly. Don't scare me ~ ~ ~

Hacker: Not yet? I copied the files from your computer to one disk and pasted them on another disk for a hundred times, a hundred times ~! ~

Hacker: Not yet?

Xiao Bai: Haha, I've been here, but my keyboard is broken. It was a long time before I knew that the socket had dropped. ..

Xiao Bai: Let me ask you a question.

Hacker: Say

Xiao Bai: Besides my computer, can you control other people's computers?

Hacker: Some can. ........

Xiao Bai: Is it ok if there is no internet connection?

Hacker: ..............

Xiaobai: Can you turn on someone else's machine with the remote control?

Hacker: ................

Xiao Bai: You can still steal top secret documents! ! !

Hacker: I think you watch too many movies. Go wash and sleep.

Hacker: It's so late, why don't you go offline?

Xiao Bai: Oh, it's time to get off. I will cut off the power.

Hacker: Slow down! Won't you turn off your phone?

Xiao Bai: Yes, just press the power off button and it won't move. You can only press the power.

Hacker: You modify the registry: open HKEY _ Local _ Machine \ Software \ Microsoft \ Windows NT \ Current Version \ Winlogon, right-click Winlogon key, select "New" rarr "String Value", enter "PowerdownAfterShutdown", and then double-click to edit the value to 1 to automatically shut down ...

Xiao Bai: ............, I'd better press the power.

Xiao Bai: I finally meet you. I have good news for you. ..

Hacker: Ahem, I also have bad news for you. ..

Xiao Bai: Ah, what bad news? Come on, come on.

Hacker: I'm poisoned. ..

Xiao Bai: Wow, haha, my God, Xiaohe, you will have today, too. ..

Hacker: I have the flu virus ~! ~

Xiao Bai: ──!

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, I want to video with you, can I?

Blackie: Yes, all right.

(10 minutes passed ...)

Xiaohe: What are you doing? Why not send it?

Xiao Bai: What?

Xiaohe: Video!

Xiao Bai: How?

Xiaohe: ............

Hacker: Just now you said you would tell me a good news. What is this?

Xiao Bai: Hehe, a boy used my computer today. ..

Hacker: KB, who dares to use your computer?

Xiao Bai: Yes, when he opened it, he turned blue with fear. I was embarrassed, so I went out ... I came back an hour later and saw him sitting proudly in the chair, smiling. ..

Hacker: I know what happened. Did he clean your computer?

Xiao Bai: Yes, how do you know?

Hacker: Well, I'm used to the messy twists and turns in your computer. Today, I was very relaxed all the way. I thought I got into the wrong computer. ..

Xiao Bai: ──!

Hacker: However, it really took me some time. ..

Xiao Bai: But do you know what I said to him later?

Hacker: What did you say?

Xiao Bai: I told him to change my computer to the same one. ..

Hacker: ◎o◎

Xiao Bai: Then he stared at it for a long time, then brushed it and jumped out.

Xiao Bai: Stop saying that I am Xiao Bai!

Hacker: What? Have you ever drunk melatonin?

Xiao Bai: Well, actually I'm smart. Today I invented a new way to save electricity.

Hacker: Oh, tell me about it.

Xiao Bai: I found the fan in this cabinet useless. It runs too fast and consumes too much electricity. I'm going to tear it down. ..

Hacker: hoho~~~ You are a genius. If you pull the switch at home, you will save more electricity! !

Xiao Bai: .........., you seem to be with me? !

Hacker: I don't think so, yes!

Xiao Bai called the hacker: Are you really good?

Hacker: General.

Xiaobai: Brag! If you dare, please turn off the Trojan horse in my machine. ..

Hacker: How hard is it? You wait &; niobium (Nb)

...