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Funny about the hot weather in summer of 2020. Speaking of lying in bed is braising in soy sauce.

1. Oh, my God, you have to let everyone know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain!

2. Different from the sultry summer, the cold wind in winter really penetrated into the flesh and blood, and the whistling wind came with the cold. This season of winter, like a rebellious sword, overdraws the poor warmth and makes the bohemian cold surge.

The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in Chili water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!

Inviting you out to dinner in this weather must be a difference between life and death, and it must be a lifelong event!

When the electric fan became a hair dryer, I felt that life was meaningless.

7. There is not a cloud or wind in the air, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily in the hot sun overhead.

8. Wuhan will stage a realistic film with a strong taste: "The whole city is hot to death"

9. Lying in bed is braising in soy sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting up, going out for barbecue, cooking in the pool, frying on the way back, and returning home to the pot!

10. In midsummer, there is not a cloud in the blue sky, the sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is boiling hot, and the soil in the field is smoking.

1 1. I've been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live.

12. Girl, married to the headmaster who installed air conditioning in the dormitory.

13. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

14. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please prepare for the summer vacation. .

15. Two strangers came to Chongqing, and then, and then they got acquainted.

16. You have to eat a cold dish quickly, or it will become spicy!

17. It's hot and annoying, and it's always annoying to see myself in the mirror.

18. In midsummer, there is not a cloud in the blue sky, the sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is boiling hot, and the soil in the field is smoking.

19. Poison: used to describe the sun, meaning violent and extremely hot. Exodus: The sun in July is poisonous and makes people sweat.

20. My body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you.

2 1. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and the green leaves covered in summer jump in the warm wind.

22. The table is too hot. . So that a mosquito was scalded to death. . .

23. In the weather, the sun is poisonous and makes people sweat.

24. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and summer comes with green leaves in the warm wind.

25. Decisively stay in the air-conditioned room and never come out again, and then prepare enough water.

26. The sun is like the boss's fireball, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

27. Spring rain is always so warm and kind. She often walks with the spring breeze. Drive away the cold in winter. Wake up the sleeping earth and hibernating animals.

28. In the blue sky, the sun hangs like a fireball, and the clouds seem to have been melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

29. It's unbearably hot-it's Fahrenheit in the shadow of cactus.

30. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances!

3 1. Special note: Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.

32. The sun is scorching the earth, and cicadas are singing not far away.

33. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

34. The worst summer in the history of unscrupulous spit! Little buddy, are you greasy?

35. Grass, reeds and red, white and purple wildflowers are steamed by the fiery red sun hanging high in the air, and the air is filled with sweet and intoxicated breath.

36. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. It was so hot when I slept with him.

37. It's too hot * If you buy a basket of eggs and go home, you will become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table was too hot, and the mahjong was burnt as soon as it was coded.

38. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

39. The porcelain touching industry, which was most affected by high temperature, completely closed down!

40. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!