Talking about interesting space

First of all, my son must be as clever as me. He will learn it as soon as he learns it, and it will soon pass. As soon as he got it, he forgot it.

2. At that time, my girlfriend and I were looking for information, and suddenly a window popped up. It is very yellow and violent. Let's turn off the lights quickly.

Third, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

Fourth, don't play hard now, I'll play with you later.

The butterfly spread its beautiful wings and flew out of my sight, just like at the beginning, because it made beautiful things by wrong decision.

6. I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

7. Anyone who kisses madly in front of the canteen, study room and teaching building can't afford a house.

Eight, even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

Nine, can't afford to sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

10. What is survival? Living is living by hook or by crook.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

Twelve, you are so ugly, you still come out for a walk and stay at home! Just watching you hit a tree!

Thirteen, the two most terrible sentences in the world, one is "I love you so much, why don't you love me?" Another sentence is "I did it for your own good."

Fourteen, take what to kill you, my love.

Fifteen, choose a lover who matches you. If it doesn't match, choose one that you appreciate. If you can't admire, at least choose one who can mate.

Sixteen, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest.

Seventeen, White Horse ... Where the hell have you been! Did you lose your prince and dare not come to see me?

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

Nineteen, the real warrior, dare to face his own face.

My eyesight is very poor. For example, see the thumbtacks on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't.

Twenty-one, in addition to men who are sexually incompetent in the city, they are men who love incompetence. Apart from these two, there are only women left.

Twenty-two, my world, it's not your turn to tell me what to do.

23. Our biggest rival in love is not a third party, but time.

Twenty-four, diamonds last forever, and one will go bankrupt!

Twenty-five, the minimum goal of a college student: peasant woman, mountain spring and a little field.

Twenty-six, you gave me a promise, but in the end you only left me a bright expression, not a bright life.

Twenty-seven, I watch the Forbes rich list every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

Twenty-nine, others pretend, I have to pretend to be experienced.

Thirty, after studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten!

Thirty-one, ten years later, the court sentenced the murderer to death for the second time.

Thirty-two, bald donkey, dare to rob the teacher with being original?

It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

34, life is easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

A joke, a joke in a circle of friends.

1. I still like you very much, like Teddy in love, and the air is everywhere. 2. Ronghao Li wrote monsters for Ku, ugliness for Joker Xue and models for himself. I have an idiot friend, who is really stupid. One day, she withdrew money from the ATM, her card was swallowed and her password was wrong. Call me. Woman: My bank card has been swallowed, and the password is wrong. Me: Do you have an ID card? Woman: Yes. Me: I can get my ID card back. Call me in tears after 3 minutes and say, you liar, my ID card has been swallowed! 4. Failure is the mother of success. What about the father of success? Click Select All in the shopping cart, and then pay successfully! Everyone knows about the express delivery recently. The logistics girl called a SF brother for a long time in the afternoon. After the delivery, the logistics mentioned that we had to wait for the courier from Tong Yuan to deliver the logistics. So Brother SF took off his coat and revealed Tong Yuan's uniform: Nothing, I'm also Tong Yuan. 6. After the logistics arrived, he said that he would wait for the express delivery of Zhongtong. At this time, the little brother brushed off Tong Yuan's uniform, revealing the logo of Zhongtong. This is a courier who does great things. 7. How important is your interest? I bought a smart washing machine for my mother, and I have taught her many times that she can't use it. Later, I bought her a mahjong machine, which not only can be used, but also can be repaired. 8. A few years ago, I joined a single group of 400 people, and we agreed who would get married and quit the group. Later, I became a TM group owner. 9. You are good everywhere, but you can't get rid of the habit of eating shit. Talk about the funny mood in the circle of friends. 10. Don't yell at me, I was scared by dogs when I was a child. 1 1. When the review boat flips, the desire to sleep comes. 12. I am an open-minded person, not an open-minded person. I am looking for an open-minded person, not an open-minded person. 13. Waiting in line for hot water at school, there is a weak sister paper in front, and finally it's her turn. The lid of her thermos won't unscrew. I turned to the boy behind me and smiled gently. I can't unscrew the lid. Just listen to this man's indifferent sentence: then you stand on the side and twist first, and we'll call 14 first. I am a barber. One day, the child came to have a haircut and had no money. Then he said to me, Uncle, I had a haircut here last month. Yes, I remember. Mom said there is a three-month warranty here. 15. Walking and chatting with friends, he suddenly asked: Will you bend over and bend your knees for 50 yuan? I said angrily, how can I do this? ! At this time, he took a few quick steps, and then bent down to pick up the 50 yuan money on the ground. In the ideological class, the teacher said: If God asked him to scatter things in the sky, what would you ask him to scatter? A: Knowledge, B: Money, C: Hope. A classmate immediately stood up and answered: B, B, B, B. . 17. Will you abandon me? I won't be moved! Why? I can't throw it. It is heavy. 18. Husband: Wife, shall I hit you on the back? Wife: No need. Husband: Husband, I'll bring you foot washing water! Wife: No! Husband: Let me do some housework! Wife: Honey, you don't have to do anything. Kneel at dawn 19. Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to meet my parents, only to know that her sister is actually my first girlfriend in junior high school, and her father is the unit leader of our company. The most ridiculous thing is that her mother is the head teacher who plays Yuanyang in high school. I have a special hostility towards your family, right? 20. Dear husband, you can play hard! Smoke hard! Angry at me! You can't walk when you are old! I will push you to the park in a wheelchair every day, let you watch me dance square dance with other old people, and then push you home at night. When going downhill, go away, go away! Let you go wherever you want 2 1. You ask me why I'm so short, and I'll tell you. When I pull my leg out of the soil for more than three meters, I'll scare you to death. 22. I have been a person named Ma all my life: the first Marx changed my thinking, the second Ma Yun changed my consumption concept, the third Ma Rong subverted my outlook on life, and the fourth mosaic prevented me from exploring human civilization. M: I will take care of you all my life. I have ten dollars, and I will give you nine dollars. W: What if you have100000? M: Then I'll give you all ten dollars! 24. On the subway, the man thought the girl standing opposite looked familiar and kept looking at the girl. The girl is annoyed: What are you looking at? Then the boy said, I think you look like my ex-girlfriend The girl is angry: I am your ex-girlfriend! 25. My boyfriend loves me very much and will think of everything for me. I went to his house for the first time today, fearing that taking off high heels would make his parents see that I was too short. He grabbed me with a bright face: nothing, I told them that your feet stink and you can't take off your shoes. Boss, don't talk to me about standard-funny space.

Women are not onions, men are not ginger, and fate is not Chili, but it has become a bowl of soup.

A smart woman will marry a man who loves her. A stupid woman will marry the man she loves.

After every disaster, some officials will get rich. The Yushu earthquake in Qinghai is no exception.

When we look back on life, don't always feel wronged written on our faces.

If you are destined not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

For some people, shopping malls are battlefields, love fields are money fields, fate is casinos, and life is playgrounds.

Girls like men who play guitar because they create poems; Women like men who play with cotton because they create benefits.

People never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

The difficulty of marriage is that we fall in love with each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings.

Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and be scolded for no reason every day.

The EU constantly accuses China of failing to crack down on piracy, because there are only seven Ferraris in China, and the global limit is six.

Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who wants ideals?

Looking at beautiful women in the street, looking up is appreciation, looking down is hooliganism.

Disabled people like Yang can get a little dragon girl, but people with healthy arms like me can't get it now.

Travel is to go from where you are tired to where others are tired.

On September 1 day more than ten years ago, I walked into the school with a small schoolbag on my back, and since then I have embarked on a road of no return.

Aunt, see you at heartbroken cliff in 16. Don't forget to send me a message then!

Disciple asked: How to distinguish frogs from toads? Master replied solemnly: I'm sorry about the appearance of toad.

Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but smiling with tears in your eyes.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

No news can be believed until it is officially denied.

I have become an immortal, please smoke if you have anything to do. Buddha said that smoke without fire can't be a positive result, and smoke without fire can't be immortal.

People always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

I don't have to be you. You don't have to be me. What a misunderstanding.

People say things and fart. Talking is like farting, and it's just a breath.

So shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

The affection between two people is like a knitted sweater, long and thin. Just pull it gently when you remove it.

There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.

A woman has secrets and always wants to share them with her man. Men have secrets, and women always force them to share them with him.

Learn English. Learn what? Learn English. See which of the nine Standing Committee members graduated from English major. There is no future in learning English.

Boss, don't talk to me about standards, because my salary is not up to standard!

After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded.

In fact, I am handsome from one angle, but you didn't notice it.

Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate!

In class, the teachers only targeted at me. I want to say: handsome! Is it necessary?

Please God let me win 5 million every day. Yesterday, he told me in his dream that you should buy a lottery ticket every day.

It is easy to call a wife, but it is not difficult to call a wife, but calling an old woman is a lifelong commitment!

You are beautiful, but among us handsome guys, it's not your turn.

When the boss uses you, you are a talent, and when you are not used, you become a layoff!

Life is like a jar. People get drunk when they are immersed in it.

People who respect others will always respect others. Today, when the world is getting worse, this virtue can only be seen in the banquet hall.

You are so fond of taking advantage, if you take someone else's real hand short, you will be paralyzed long ago!

Hope: I like people don't get involved. More hope: people who don't like to fuck off.

There is geometry in life, so why study it? Have you studied geometry? Don't learn geometry and geometry! !

Qq space personality is a little more funny than funny.

1. If I can choose my own life in the afterlife, I would like to be a quilt and overwhelm the whole world.

The terrible thing is that I haven't met an opponent like God. But have the same teammates.

3, it's good to have a handsome guy to look at, thinking it's not as good as my boys.

Forgiving him is God's business. All I can do is send him to God.

5, don't talk to me about life, you are not born.

6. I've always wanted to be a monk, but I can't let go of one thing. -No girlfriend yet.

7. Let me know the "temptation to go home" at school and the "temptation to go to school" at home.

8. It is said that life is like a play, and play is like life. Then just sing a play ~

9. I didn't know until school started: the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

10, I'm losing weight, but I don't diet or exercise. I'm using my brain-I want to lose weight.

1 1. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old together while I am still young.

12, there is no stand-up comic dialogue that doesn't hurt hands, no love that doesn't break up, only detergent.

13, at first, we were all children. Later, later, we all had children.

14, I found that my biggest shortcoming is that I have no money.

15, if you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you.

16, you scratched your shoulder and I haven't seen the spark yet!

17, the thief who stole my wallet opened it and found only five yuan. Tears welled up in his face and he sighed, It's not easy!

18, people are afraid of words. If I say no, I won't pay back!

19, school, although you can accept my people, you can never accept my heart.

20, baby, I count the stars, your IQ is almost the same, you count the moon.

2 1, some girls are the same as the house price. Only when you look back, do you know that you were wrong not to start.

22. I think it is a kind of hooliganism for girls to say that they are cold when they are lonely!

23. As long as you choose the right university, you will celebrate Singles Day every day!

24, look at the middle of the nose, Qi Liuhai looks at the face, oblique bangs look at temperament, no bangs look at the five senses. I am suitable for facial mask.

25. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underpants and fart you to death.

26. I can bear hardships. Think about it. I only know the first four words.

27. My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

28. I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I am afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.

Will the old lady in front please stop combing her hair? I want to sing like snow.

30. It is raining cats and dogs. Who will hold up an umbrella for me by my side? When he is Xu Xian, I will be calm.

3 1, it's so special to compete with us girls for boys.

32. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.

33. I'm not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

At present, the only thing that can't be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

35. If you drink a glass of milk every day for 1200 months, you will live to 100 years old!

36. "I am a friend of mine and a classmate of mine, and I am called the three invincible gods.

37. When I see other people's property is over 100 million, and they are in their twenties with billions or billions, I will be 5 million, still a pixel.

38. The first word in all kinds of English vocabulary books is dislike. Do you want to tell everyone: give up?

39. As Lan Yan, I suddenly understand that Lan Yan is exercising her boyfriend's obligations but has no fucking boyfriend's rights!

40. Falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

4 1, falling in love is like playing on the seesaw. Either side suddenly walks away or gets fat, which will make the whole game very dangerous.

42. Sometimes I go to the refrigerator at night, just to know if it works well.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

44, otaku otaku standard: take the computer as the center in bed and take the items with the arm length as the radius.

45. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let China Mobile say sorry for you.

46. Your shoulders and mine are all black and blue, and we haven't seen the sparks yet!

The thief who stole my wallet opened it and saw only five dollars. Tears welled up in his face and he sighed, It's not easy! .

48. A man keeps his word. I won't pay it back until I pay it back!

49. School, although you can accept my people, you can never accept my heart.

50. Once in a while, you will feel that it is great to live in silence, but it is miserable to live in silence.