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Talking about taking selfies at work. Talking about taking selfies at work.

1. I like to use a mirror when taking selfies.

2. [I don’t understand why some girls take selfies with red eyes, begging for alms. Do you want sympathy? Has your dignity been eaten by a dog?]

3. After looking at a lot of selfies, I wonder if they are not real. Accepted. .

4. I can only live in selfies. Fatty overate again last night.

5. Self-cultivation for girls to take photos: Take only one selfie out of three thousand.

6. In fact, I have always felt that I am not good-looking, but when I look at other people’s selfies every day, the more I look at them, the more I actually develop a sense of self-confidence.

7. During the National Day, people are everywhere. Do you go out to enjoy the beautiful scenery, or do you go out to watch the crowds and take selfies?

8. Taking selfies on the street, guess where I am? Please meet by chance!

9. Suddenly understood a truth! It is best to post your hair on the weekends when you post your hair with a signature, screen name, group skin, beautiful pictures, and text for selfies! Because the teacher will force the students to study in the first five days!

10. Taking selfies to new heights, aesthetic correction. Sun Meili, you finally covered your face in shame and shyness...

11. Did you know that THAAD can not only monitor China's missiles! He can also spy on every Chinese person, and Americans will know your room booking information, chat history, bank card passwords, and even ugly selfies! Moreover, they will publish your ugly selfie photos on the White House website, making the whole country laugh at you! ! So we must resist Sade!

12. Originally you said, "October, please be nice to me." October would be very kind to you, but when I saw you posted a selfie, October thought to myself, But screw it, sir.

13. Selfies are like this: 30% destiny, 70% depend on filters.

14. Happy Children’s Day! It’s been a long time since I’ve posted a selfie… I’ve been thinking about the reason for posting the second cute photo, and now I finally got the chance. Hey, who taught me that at the age of 3, I have the maturity and stability of a 30-year-old? ! So about the first photo, there isn’t really much of a story. The word "male god" is enough to sum up its origin.

15. The time when you feel the furthest away from a friend is when you see her wearing clothes you have never seen before. She takes a selfie without you and marks it as something you don’t know. The reply is People you don't know.

16. Really beautiful people rarely post selfies. Really rich people rarely show off their wealth. Really loving couples don’t need to show off their affection and post screenshots. When they are really having fun, People who don’t have much time to post photos, and people who truly live a wonderful life don’t need to deliberately show off their life to others. This paragraph is dedicated to you, to me, to life.

17. Once I looked at a friend’s selfie photo (a female) and saw how pretty that guy was, so I asked her? Your photo doesn’t look like yours either. As a result, this girl got angry and said to me: I took more than two hours to post this photo. If it’s the same as if I didn’t post it, it’s not over! ! ! ! It's over. It's over!

18. Why don’t I like taking pictures? Because taking pictures is fun for a while, but sorting them out is tiring for a whole day. I don’t know how those big girls who love taking selfies but don’t feel comfortable taking photos manage and organize their photos. Who will show up and speak out.

19. She is just a girl who loves to take selfies, so dismissing her is a bit too much! Are the photos that indecent? This girl is so aggrieved that she lost her job because of a set of unintentional photos! I hope it won't affect the girl's future development.

20. I originally wanted to see handsome guys, but the selfies taken by boys are either from losers, or they are taken by women who searched a few pictures on the Internet and pretended to be selfies.

21. Really beautiful people rarely post selfies. Really rich people rarely show off their wealth. Really loving couples don’t need to show off their affection and post screenshots. When they are really having fun, People who don’t have much time to post photos, and people who really live a wonderful life don’t need to deliberately show off their life to others.

22. I saw a female netizen of mine’s Weibo last night. She wore contact lenses, false eyelashes, and exquisite makeup. She took a selfie while lying on the bed. Her Weibo included the text, “I have insomnia! What should I do?” I replied, "If you can't sleep, why don't you take off your makeup first?" I found myself blocked this morning...

23. I love dressing up, fashion, and taking selfies... It's not that I'm too Narcissism, just want to prove that you are not ugly.

24. "Nowadays, girls like to take selfies and take pictures of their breasts, and boys like to take pictures of cars. Who knows if the breasts are so crowded that the car is yours."

25. Sorting photos in the middle of the night , from freshman to senior year, my hair ranged from curly to curly, from long to short, from black to thick. The only thing that remained unchanged was this smiling face in selfies that never changed. Who will save this patient with facial paralysis?

26. Recently I have been thinking that people need to sleep eight hours a day, and it would be such a waste to just sleep in their lives. So these days I get up at six o'clock, tidy up, make breakfast, and do laundry at noon. I don’t sleep anymore, I read and study, but the result is forgetfulness and dementia. When will humans evolve to sleep for only one hour a day and eat once, it will be perfect. Take a selfie to cheer up.

27. Only by letting go of pain can you bathe in the sunshine. Life is like a play. You take selfies, direct and act. I wish I had a little more time and forgot all the nonsense in it, leaving only the beautiful moments. In fact, the best happiness in our lives is dullness. Everyone has their own troubles, so we should face them calmly!

28. Yesterday, I jokingly replied to someone in the circle of friends. When I woke up in the morning and saw the original post, I replied, "Use your butt to think which one is the selfie." I don't know if it's because I'm about to have my period or I'm in a bad mood. Why do you feel so unhappy? No matter if you are joking or not, I think you are really rude.

29. The punishment that people with insufficient IQ can think of is asking me to take a selfie in Starbucks when I lose at dice.

30. Do you dare to take selfies without any makeup or p-marks? You don’t have the confidence to take selfies.

31. hy: Many of boys’ selfies are taken by girls. I feel a sense of loss when I see handsome silver with female hair!

32. The most annoying thing is to only post one selfie or something.

33. As a proud and vain Leo, how can I tolerate myself not posting a selfie for several months?

34. There is also a selfie of a drunk woman who is crazy.

35. So sad! --What's wrong. Selfies don’t look good -. -

36. There was a big explosion in Tianjin. The heroes rushed one after another, and young lives fell into the raging fire one by one. For the sake of the country and the people, they will not hesitate even if they die. After reading this, I would like to ask those who are still posting selfies, showing off their delicious food, and showing affection, what they think; those corrupt officials, what do you think? For you, I am speechless. I can only say that rotten wood cannot be carved. I don’t want to say any more, I just want the hero to return safely.

37. During the Rouzi Festival, in the evening, I drove to the park for a walk. Perhaps because of the holiday break, the staff at the entrance was very reluctant to allow tourists to enter the park. After entering the park, there were few tourists and it was very clean. The air in the park was as fresh as ever and the breeze was blowing on my face. I walked around the artificial lake, walked across the small wooden bridge, and then passed the swaying suspension bridge. I took a few selfies. What I sigh is that the knife of time is too fierce, the scenery is so beautiful, but the wrinkles are so hard to hide.

38. Ah, ah, I went to eat Macao Doulao with my sister and brother-in-law at night, and I felt uncomfortable for a while because I couldn’t digest it. . I once suspected that the octopus legs were not cooked. . I went home to sleep with my sister at night. . Although I don’t like sleeping at home, the lights at home are very soft when I take selfies. . My sister treats my room as her fourth wardrobe and is really helpless. . Then it’s boring to have nothing to do. .

39. I feel really comfortable today. The air is fresh and moist. There is no traffic jam on the way out to play. I am in a good mood (I want to post a selfie.

40. Old Man Li is right, In these two days, friends will look back on the past year and look forward to the new year, and finally attach a selfie of themselves with squinting eyes.

41. Back to school for the TEM8 exam and get together with classmates. , although tired, but fun. This kind of gathering will become less and less in the future, so I will cherish it. The important thing is not taking selfies, but memories.

42. I haven’t looked in the mirror for a long time. Occasionally I open the selfie camera on my phone. I look very tired and haggard, as if I have suddenly aged several years. I feel a little sorry for myself, no matter how many things happen and how difficult they are. , Such boring and useless things, always trying to find ways to complete them, why are you so busy and draining yourself?

43. Going out to play is basically just changing places to take selfies. Shanghai is my favorite city, it is spacious and bourgeois enough. The skyscrapers and civilian areas are separated by a thin line, giving it a magical yet realistic feel. I really love xiaolongbao, so I queued for half an hour. Although Shanghainese food is on the sweet side, I ate two very fat hairy crabs. My friend taught me how to remove the crabs gracefully. Finally, there were a lot of people on the Bund, the lights were bright and gorgeous, and the cold wind was biting.

44. When someone in your circle of friends posts a picture of their baby, a selfie, or a family photo of their parents, and you see it right away, don’t rush to like it, otherwise it will be followed by dozens of comments. Hundreds of tips have nothing to do with you.

45. If I can use your mobile phone to take selfies, it means that I trust you.

46. Isn’t the selfie in Q Friendship Park realistic? There are a bunch of internet celebrities out there, who are you going to coax?

47. When you can’t find a good-looking angle for your selfie, you must realize that you look better in person than in the photo.

48. Unspoken rules for taking selfies: Those who cover their faces have big faces, those who pout have yellow teeth, those who take selfies have short legs, those who cover their chests have small breasts, those who use selfie tools have poor skin, and those who have coded backgrounds poverty. If you don't take selfies, it means you have all the selfies. There is really no need to take selfies...

49. The man I want is not one who takes selfies with a camera all day long, but sweats on the basketball court.

50. My hobbies are: making friends, sleeping, playing, eating, and taking selfies. A collection of funny selfie quotes. Super cute selfie quotes 2021

1. Self-cultivation for girls to post selfies: Take only one selfie out of three thousand.

2. From today on, as long as you are my friend, if you have no money, just let me know. I can tell you how I spent my days without money.

3. You can disagree with me, but I can beat you.

4. I don’t want to raise a dog or a cat, but I want to raise you. After all, I will get rich by raising pigs.

5. Because you have a double chin, don’t lower your head when encountering any difficulties.

6. You are jealous of me even though you are prettier than me. It is really shameless.

7. Summer is here, and quilts are not for covering, but for hugging.

8. Come, I will pick you up in the storm. If you leave, five thunders will blast you away.

9. Don’t charge me, because I have caller ID here.

10. If you go around the earth, you will get nothing but poverty.

11. When you are young, don’t despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when you will have no money in the future.

12. No pearl’s sparkle is applied by others.

13. After reading the life guide several times, I still choose to have no attitude.

14. I gradually matured, and maybe I also understood things and things that I didn’t understand before.

15. This is a sign of my growth.

16. When you are young, try not to fall in love prematurely. You will know too early that you are unattractive, ugly and short, which will affect your exams.

17. Before I met you, my world was gray, but after I met you, it was pitch black.

18. There are generally two consequences for running a red light, either one minute faster than others, or a lifetime faster than others.

19. Life is like a drama. I feel empty and lonely because I live too much in the drama.

20. Beauty or ugliness is determined by fate, fatness or thinness is determined by fate. I live by this sentence.

21. Why are you pretending to be city dwellers? Nowadays, the whole world is called a village.

22. Don’t worry or panic about things that you can’t solve today, because you won’t be able to solve them tomorrow either.

23. Smart people rely on their strength in exams, but I usually only rely on imagination in exams.

24. I heard that laughing often will make you age.

Will crying more often make you younger?

25. Humility makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people fall behind.

26. After passing this village, there is still this store, because it is a chain store.

27. Please pay attention to the foodies around you, they may die if you are not careful.

28. Yesterday, I fought with the mosquito all night and ended up in a draw. It didn’t eat enough and I didn’t sleep well. Take selfies and talk about classic sentences

1. If you have never been afraid, embarrassed, or hurt, it means you have never taken risks.

2. There are no things that cannot be overcome, only feelings that cannot be overcome. It’s true. The reason why we can’t get over many things is because we can’t let go in our hearts. For example, we can’t let go of revenge when we’re deceived, we can’t let go of resentment when we’re ridiculed, and we can’t let go of face when we’re criticized. Most people only care about the thing itself and indulge in the unpleasant mood it brings. In fact, as long as you change your mood, the world will be completely different.

3. No pearl’s sparkle is applied by others.

4. Refuse severe smelting. The ore is no more valuable than before it was discovered.

5. Life is nothing more than a few laughters, sorrows, and a girl who loves you. Li Ronghao's "Selfie"

6. The most interesting thing to wait for now is the future. Li Ronghao's "Selfie"

7. After reading the life guide several times, I still choose to have no attitude.

8. If hateful setbacks make you taste the bitter fruit, my friend, rising up will surely allow you to taste the joy of life.

9. Without the obstruction of the rocks, there would be no excitement of the waves; without the speed of the antelope, there would be no heroic appearance of the cheetah; with the embrace of the wind, the sails would open their chests; with the backdrop of snow, the plum blossoms would be More and more cool and noble. On the road of life, we are always surrounded by setbacks and failures. Let us become more courageous with every setback, and become stronger with every defeat. As long as we don’t fall, as long as we don’t retreat, failure and setbacks are like stepping stones, increasing our height and enriching our lives.

10. Don’t laugh at the iron tree. In order to bloom once, it makes a longer effort than other tree species.

11. People who understand know how to give up, people who are sincere know how to sacrifice, and happy people know how to transcend. For those who don’t love themselves, what they need most is understanding of giving up and blessings. Too much self-love is begging for charity from the other party. Loving and being loved are both things that make people happy. Don't let this turn into pain. Now that you have experienced it, if you think of it occasionally after many years, I hope it will be a good memory. Smart people know they want to be happy.

12. Although bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure and dare to struggle and stand out.

13. In order to rush towards the rivers, lakes and seas, even if faced with a hundred feet of abyss, the waterfall still roars forward and never flinches

14. I am quick in thinking, which is due to my excellent academic performance My overall quality is excellent, which is what everyone calls civilization. This is not only my civilized performance, but also the credit of the teacher's good teaching. Although I cannot make the decision on national affairs, I always pay close attention to it.

15. Be like a blooming red plum, standing proudly against the frost and snow; be like a peony among flowers, standing out; be like a lotus reflecting the sun, free from pollution. Friends, try your best. Be a person who makes people admire you with admiration.

16. If you want to become a strong man, you must not bypass the thorns that block your way or avoid the erosion of wind and rain.

17. If you do not stay with the sea for safety, the ship will lose the meaning of its existence.

18. No matter how good the seeds are, if they are not sown, they will not bear fruit.

19. The exclamation point is the blood dropped by the brave on the way to climb, and the tears shed by the coward when he is disappointed.

20. How far can a person go? This is not about your feet, but about your ambition; how high can a person climb? This question should not be about the body, but about the will. How much can a person create? Don't ask about your hands, but ask about wisdom; how far can a person see? Don't ask about the eyes, but ask about the mind.

21. If a butterfly wants to have the joy of flying in a hundred gardens, it must first endure the pain of breaking up with its pupa.

Twenty-two, time flies by, and a person's life is just a snap of a finger.

Looking back on yesterday and summing up experience will gain a fortune; grasping today means cherishing every development opportunity; planning for tomorrow means looking forward to the future and strategizing. Therefore, as long as you can cherish what you gained yesterday and plan for tomorrow today and live well in these three days, your life will be regret-free!

23. Since you have identified a road, why bother asking how long it will take.

24. A person obsessed with hope is no different from a woodcutter waiting for something to happen.

25. Those who dream of sailing along the long journey of life will end up downstream. Only those brave enough to raise their sails and brave the waves can reach the upper reaches.

26. All the beautiful feelings in the world combined are not worth a noble action.

27. Don’t be afraid of making mistakes, because we are not saints. 2 Don’t wait for others to find you, you should push yourself out first! 3. If you want to get ahead, you must first learn to make a fool of yourself. 4 As long as you keep your head high, others will not look down on you. Remember, people look down on those who lower their heads. 5 It rained yesterday and the wind blew today. The sun will come out tomorrow.

28. A beautiful blueprint is just a page of waste paper in the hands of a lazy man. Talk about your mood at work

1. If a person doesn’t push himself, he won’t know how good he is.

2. Everyone has their own story of youth, but they are buried in their hearts and unwilling to tell it.

3. It’s noon on the day of hoeing. It’s really hard to go to work. If you have nothing to do, it’s better to play Landlord.

4. My wealth is not because I have a lot, but because I ask for very little.

5. I tried my best not to let go, but you were cold and you let the breakup go like this.

6. In work, if you take a step back, the sky will be brighter; in love, if you take a step back, the sky will be empty.

7. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be overcrowded.

8. Some things are just knots if you don’t talk about them, but they are scars if you talk about them.

9. If you lack the courage to break out of the ground and fight against the wind and snow, the future of seeds will not be any better than that of fallen leaves.

10. Learning is a lamp and hard work is oil. If you want the lamp to light up, you must refuel.

11. Others work to make money, but I work to lose money.

12. Kindness is the seed of happiness, and pain is the fruit of evil. Such a simple law of life has become extremely complicated for us to apply.

13. There is a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! They are hardworking and smart, and they work overtime until dawn.

14. Try to leave your light to others. Don’t worry too much about what is there or not, and you will be happier.

15. Success never likes to meet lazy people, but wakes up lazy people.

16. My innocence has long been shattered into anxiety everywhere. I try hard to piece it together but it can no longer be complete.

17. Dreams always test loneliness. When dreams fall one after another and there is no time to save them, you can only endure them silently.

18. Never complain about what has happened to you, either change it, or accept it quietly.

19. It’s too hot to go to work in summer and too cold to go to work in winter.

20. A person who is fascinated by his work until his last breath is indeed lucky.

21. When I get up every morning, I read the Forbes list of richest people. If my name is not on it, I go to work.

22. Sugar is my life. Life is happy when it is sweet. Life is so tiring when it's not sweet.

23. Life is a long journey, don’t waste time waiting for those who don’t want to go hand in hand with you.

24. If one day you are tired but have no support, then please fall back, I will always be behind you.

25. My self-esteem is long gone, but I am still working hard to live.

26. You can’t do good deeds without me, and you can’t do bad things without me.

27. You can’t eat a fat man in one bite, but the fat man is eaten in one bite!

28. Work is important, but body is the most important.

29. I have found this job, but now I am not looking for a job, I am looking for a job! Then let's ask dad for help.

30. No matter how annoying you are, don’t forget to smile; no matter how anxious you are, you must pay attention to your tone; no matter how painful it is, don’t forget to persevere; no matter how tired you are, you must love yourself.

31. With the support of a lofty purpose, if you work non-stop, even if it is slow, you will definitely succeed.

32. The so-called genius is just using the time that others spend drinking coffee on work.

33. Only we ourselves know the sadness during the process from when I was in class to when I was at work.

34. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world. I wiped away my tears. We all have to go to work tomorrow morning.

35. I would rather run and be knocked down countless times than walk in a disciplined manner for the rest of my life. Even if you fall, smile boldly.

36. I feel miserable every year when I work. I work overtime every day like a monkey. I work overtime without getting paid, and I get scolded every day for no reason.

37. It’s time to take a good rest after going to work!

38. The reason why people feel tired is that they often hesitate between persisting and giving up.

39. In fact, people who love beauty just fall in love with themselves.

40. On the first day of job hunting, I feel nervous and disappointed; on the second day of job hunting, I feel disappointed and anxious; and what about the third and fourth day?

41. We are still making small efforts in great despair.

42. No matter how hard and tired you are, as long as you keep moving forward, your scenery will eventually appear.

43. When work is not going well and love is not guaranteed, should I disappear for a while and start over?

44. In fact, the things you lose have never truly belonged to you, so there is no need to regret it.

45. It doesn’t matter whether a person has money or not, but if he has no dreams, he will definitely be poor.

46. We don’t fight for father, mother, work, or money, we just work hard.

47. The best is not necessarily the most suitable; the most suitable is the truly best.

48. Sometimes it feels really tiring to be a human being, and sometimes I am so tired that I don’t even want to be a human being anymore.

49. The height of a fountain will not exceed its source; the same is true for a person's career, his achievements will never exceed his own beliefs.

50. Although I am late for work every day, I get off work on time.

51. When you face things with troubles, you will feel that everything is karma, and the world will become ugly and hateful.

52. We are on different trajectories, and no matter how hard we try, it will be sad.

53. Life is tiring, but we still have to continue.

54. Self-consciousness is the mother of progress, and self-abasement is the source of degradation. Therefore, self-consciousness is indispensable, and self-abasement is indispensable.

55. No matter what happens, please accept life quietly and happily, bravely, boldly, and always smile.

56. The reason why people suffer is that they pursue the wrong things.

57. When you let go, there will be no worries.

58. If you can let everything go, you will be a free person in the world.

59. Familiarity turns into fatigue, and fatigue turns into disgust.

60. Human life is a state of mind: looking at the world with emotions is a tragedy, looking at it with reason is a comedy!

61. The slowest person can walk faster than the person who wanders aimlessly as long as he does not lose his goal.

62. Working hard is the mother of all inventions. By working hard at everything, you can get the truth of things.

63. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for working and is only suitable for receiving a salary.

64. When the alarm clock rings every day, five hundred reasons for asking for leave appear in my mind and I don’t want to go to work, but none of them are reliable.

65. If you are alive for one day, you are blessed and you should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found someone who had no feet.

66. The overtime I am working now is to repay the debt I owed when I skipped classes before.

67. When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can deceive you.

68. Instead of playing a minor role in other people’s lives, it is better to be yourself wonderfully.

69. Work is getting busier and busier, I am too tired to get out of bed, and the pressure is getting higher and higher, which makes life scary, and my free time becomes more and more boring!

70. Listening to them saying how well you and she are matched, I tried my best to agree with them with a smile.

71. Every morning when I wake up, I think about my grandson quitting the job, and twenty minutes later he goes to work like a grandson.

72. The wind and waves are always extremely rough for the most capable pilot.

73. If you tell a lie, you have to make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother?

74. I suddenly felt irritable, uncomfortable with everything I looked at, feeling depressed and panicking, desperately trying to find an exit.

75. Life is not a race, life is a journey. You must know how to appreciate every scenery.

76. Going to work is like breathing pain, she lives in every corner of my body.

77. Do you understand what it means if one day I stop tossing and making trouble?

78. Only by working for the perfection of his contemporaries and their happiness can a person achieve his own perfection.

79. If you see a shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you!

80. Others are always right and I am always wrong. This way, there is less worry.

81. I stay up late, I feel distressed, I shed tears, I cry out that I am tired, I think you are the only one who knows, and only I know.

82. Time is warmed by love; years are enriched by affection. After all, when we experience it, we understand it, and when we feel grateful, we become happy.

83. When a human learns to walk, he must also learn to wrestle, and only through wrestling can he learn to walk.

84. Standing halfway is more difficult than reaching the goal.

85. What is tired is just the pair of hurried feet, not the heart yearning for the distant place.

86. Darkness surrounds me, and I have no way to retreat even if I endure it.

87. Some things can only be done by one person. Some levels can only be passed by one person. Some roads can only be walked alone.

88. Life is one contempt followed by another.

89. You stumbled and got injured like this, just think of it as the remnants of makeup painted for youth.

90. Persistence is a kind of wisdom, and stubbornness is a kind of rigidity.

91. After getting off work every day, when I take off my outer work clothes, I smell a sour smell from my clothes.

92. I don’t know how to ask or mention. When I feel sad or heartbroken, I just keep walking alone, replacing everything with silence.

93. It was great when I was a child, I would go to bed after crying, but now I have to go to work after crying.

94. There are always seven days a week when I don’t want to go to work.

95. That kind of small and insignificant feeling, even if you are bruised and bruised, you still have to pretend to be strong.

96. After living for more than 20 years, I have been unable to do anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about this, I feel heartbroken.

97. No matter how difficult it is, hold your head high and tell everyone that you are not as vulnerable as they think.

98. It is better to forgive others yourself than to let others forgive you.

99. Closing my eyes, I see my future.

100. It’s not someone who annoys me, but my words and deeds that annoy me.