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Destiny takes a hand, I love your classic lines.

1 There is nothing wrong with being ordinary, but being ordinary is the most powerful.

Life is like a gamble. You can't win everything. As long as the chips are in your own hands, there is always hope.

Come on, Chen Xinyi!

No personality is my personality!

Please don't put your glasses on the ground casually.

As long as you are willing to pay, happiness will knock on the door by itself.

Don't make post-it notes today, use super glue instead.

Even if you tear it off, you have to rip it off!

I want to let myself go.

10 This is the world, and I have long been used to it.

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12 It is better to be the heroine of your boyfriend forever than to be a supporting role on the stage.

13 god will teach those who don't cherish their sincerity a lesson.

14 Instead of saying sorry all the time, cheer yourself up.

Ji cunxi

I finally found you. This ring not only represents your weight in my heart, but also shows my determination to take care of and love you all my life. I will share it with you every day in the future.

I love you Gucci. I love you, Anna. Who is Gucci? Who is Anna? -Ji Cunxi, Chen Xinyi

I think you are blind even without glasses. Why do you have a crush on that kind of man?

Today, don't make post-it notes, make super glue. Even if it is torn off, we should peel off a layer of their skin.

Ji: How old do you want to play today? Chen: Five hundred will do. Ji: OK, let's play five million dollars today.

God will teach those who don't value their sincerity a lesson.

In fact, playing cards is not about cards, but about people. As long as the posture is good and the momentum is strong, the cards will naturally look good.

Life is like a gamble. You can't win everything. As long as the chips are in your hands, there is always hope.

I can't help it I like winning at the starting line.

Come on, Chen Xinyi!

No one is more stupid than me to fuck the wrong person!

I want this child to come into this world safely.

What is in bud? I think it is in its infancy. I mean, she won't wait. She is in the bud.

Grandma has a great-grandson who doesn't want me!

Excuse me, I'm here to see Chen Xinyi and attend our family meeting.

Let's get married, otherwise, with your conditions, besides the unlucky me, what good partner can you pick? Think about your boyfriend who was on a cruise ship before. It was the worst. Irresponsible, spineless, ambitious, without money and vision, I can't believe your vision at all. I've thought it over. Since I can't choose my child's mother, at least my child can't call him the lame father. No, my children can only call me dad. So I decided, I decided to marry you.

Cunxi, you go home first, and I'll see you tomorrow. You don't have to worry, it's an industrial and commercial society, and there are many couples on holidays, even if you don't come. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? -Chen Xinyi, Ji Cunxi, Ji

Chen Xinyi, are you me? Oh, I'll try to fuck you! -Ji Cunxi, Chen Xinyi

Who said it was for you? Ipod is Ji!

Goodbye, goodbye what! Come on! What kind of oil do you want? Where to add it?

I have never been beaten since I was a child, because I have never been in a fight, and besides, I can't fight!

Bullying such a kind girl, be careful to go to hell after death.

I hope that someone can accompany Chen Xinyi for his birthday every year; I hope no one will bully Chen Xinyi again; I hope Chen Xinyi can find a man who really knows her and cherishes her.

Anson, you big liar! Say the story of losing Sim in the sow race, and race your head! The sow became the story of diusim!

I say you deserve it, you deserve it, 5 million!

Maybe ... maybe this is destiny takes a hand, destiny takes a hand 100%. Maybe ... maybe, maybe it's destiny takes a hand, I want to have feelings for you.

(Explain or correct what I just said) I mean ... I mean you can't fall in love with me, and I didn't say I can't fall in love with you!

Yes, you are right, and so is Chen Xinyi. It's all my fault. My mistake was that I was too confident. I thought you would definitely get on the boat. My mistake was not turning on the light. I mistook Chen Xinyi for you. My mistake is that even if I hurt pregnant women and grandma, I will stay with you. I was wrong. The world is so big and there are so many women, but I must have you. Shit, why didn't you get on the boat that day!

Sorry, Anna ... Sorry, snail ... Sorry, snail.

You say that meeting me is the best miracle in your life, but I think meeting me is the biggest misfortune in your life.

My promise is worthless. No matter who I promised, I didn't do it.

I want Xinyi, I don't want children.

Chen Xinyi is my fault, and so is the souvenir.

But I can't let her go. If she gets hurt in front of me, I can't protect her. She asked me to protect the souvenir, and I can't protect it either. All my promises to her have been bounced off, and I regret to death, but what I regret most is that I like her more than I expected. I'm looking for Chen Xinyi. I wonder where she is. At least let me tell her I'm sorry. Don't even give me a chance.

I like her because she is stupid. If I don't come to protect her soon, I'm afraid she will be bullied by others.

Goodbye, souvenir; Goodbye, Chen Xinyi.

Waiting for someone who won't come back is the most tiring.

Who am I? I don't believe you can be indifferent until the answer is revealed.

Chen Xinyi is my wife. Give me back Chen Xinyi.

You scream. Men can always shut women up anyway.

I regret meeting someone who loves me. I love her very much, but I didn't cherish it.

Chen Xinyi

She is very convenient. After using it, she can throw it away at will, and it will come and go at will. She takes up no space and is always quiet. She is a post-it girl.

No personality is my personality.

A man's heart disappears faster than Halley's comet, unless you know how to seize the tail of opportunity.

I don't feel sorry for him, I just want to let myself go.

That's the way the world is. I'm used to it.

You know, what you say seems to be ... bullshit-Chen Xinyi, Ji Cunxi.

I will prove to you that there is no need for conditions to treat a person sincerely.

Don't you feel happy that a family of three wears the same clothes to go shopping?

I even dare to marry Ji Cunxi. What am I afraid of?

It doesn't matter. Anyway, the best gift for Cunxi is Anna's blessing. I don't want to see him disappointed.

Happiness-makes people feel warm and safe, and there is a panic that seems to disappear at any time.

You have been more kind to me than I can bear 100 times. Please don't be so kind to me, I will believe it.

I think meeting you is the greatest miracle in my life.

Don't hurt my children. I'm leaving you.

You can not like me, I beg you, you don't hurt my children, I beg you not to sign!

I fell in love with Ji Cunxi, and I hope he will never know.

Now that you have decided, you won't regret it. Goodbye, mom; Goodbye, Jiangmu Island; Goodbye, everything.

It's just that these three things should be put together. Only these three things are not suitable for each other.

You can play the role of father, and I can play the role of mother. We were lucky to have a child, and only the three of us were not suitable.

Sorry, this is the last time I say I'm sorry.

Life is like squeezing clay, even if you do it wrong, you can do it again.

You are really good to me, and you are good to me, so I don't know what to do.

I am not Chen Xinyi anymore, and I want to forget Chen Xinyi.

No, I don't hate you. I just hope that one day, if we meet on the road, you don't have to recognize me and I don't have to say hello to you. Let's be two strangers from today. If you really do me good, please stay away from me. I want to start my life again, and I may meet good people. If your work in Shanghai is over, go back to Taiwan Province Province as soon as possible, where there are people you love. It's a little ... I beg you to leave my life.

I am not the Chen Xinyi I used to be. I'm not afraid. I'm worried about you. ...

Dylan

Father, you ... you seem to be very experienced ... son, it's common sense, okay? -Chen Xinyi, Dylan

Keep a low profile.

In the world of art, there is no such thing as standard. As long as the work is valuable to you, it is unique.

I have never met such a jealous person.

As long as it is something that everyone is interested in pursuing, I am not interested. On the contrary, the uncut original stone jade, from excavation, creation to hype, depends entirely on my personal ability.

If it is really good for her, then treat her as your wife from the heart, and don't let her feel like packing up and leaving at any time; Don't let her count down the moment she left you every minute.

What matters is how to live, not how to die.

New Chen Xinyi, come on!

What do you mean you're not talking now? You feel wronged. What are you wronged? Everyone has only one head, and you just want to use it to grieve instead of studying. No wonder people used to call you a post-it note, because you let others call you a post-it note. If you want to prove that you are not just hiding in a snail's shell, Xinyi, you have experienced so much, won't you gain some wisdom? You had a chance to know who you were having sex with, but you let it happen. Then you have a chance to catch Ji Cunxi, but you have to hide in fear; Since you have the opportunity to stand here, but you just want to be a post-it girl, then tell me, what's the difference between you and when you were in Taiwan Province Province!

You have nowhere to run. If you want to continue like this, leave tomorrow and go back to Taiwan Province.

I should let you spread your wings in the clouds by plane, but too many thoughts make me choose to commemorate you.

Can I be nice to you within the scope of love?

I can't help it. Chasing girls for the first time in my life is regarded as a joke.

If it is God's arrangement to participate in your past, then I sincerely hope that our meeting is meaningful.

Shortening the waiting time of artists is my specialty. Every time I cry, whether I am lonely or fragile, and every time I smile, whether I am happy or reluctant, I can see clearly ~

Anson

Ji: Anna, on the boat tonight, I must have you all for me. Anson: Anna, in bed tonight, I must have you. Yes, ha ha ha ha. Good for you, President.

Well, it's the same when Miss Anna sleeps and gets on the boat.

I didn't expect to be an enemy when I came, but I became a relative when I returned.

Don't say it's the smell. We can't even see the shadow of your inheritance

"I'm going to clip the doll." You're going to clip dolls. Clip dolls! President, I have coins, President!

Clay doll ... clay doll ... clay doll. ...

God, this snail walks too fast with a turbine.

Both sides have sinned, and neither side is human. Horizontal batch: the best state.

Report President: After you left home for more than a week, Anson left me only one job, that is, to report to you every day what Chen Xinyi ate, drank, slept well and talked in his sleep. Oh ~ ~ Besides, I don't have to go to work to buy a Jiang Junbao.

A small souvenir needs nothing but father.

Report President: 1300 Chen Xinyi went abroad this week. Wow, 200 of them went to the United States, 306 to Japan, 54 to Australia, and ... (What about Chen Xinyi? ) 1300 people. I was talking about my Chen Xinyi. PRESIDENT: The airline tickets are all in English Pinyin, so whether your name is Chen Xinyi, Chen Xinyi or Chen Xinyi, her name is Chen Hsinyi, ok? Besides, she is not your Chen Xinyi anymore. If you stare at me, I will, President. Now it is obvious that there is no Chen Xinyi. After all these troubles, you two can finally settle down. Why did you decide at this time? ...

Would you please stop hitting our headmaster?

Work overtime until you die, and be single all your life.

President, I don't think you have any secrets you can't tell.

President, don't look miserable all day, be happy and get together!

Come on, that girl. He's not your type! Okay?

Anson: President, thank you for saving my life ... OK, here's the thing. The second thing is about Miss Anna Corpus's wedding dress. What they mean is ... Ji: Has the wedding dress ordered by Anna from an internationally renowned wedding dress company arrived? Anson: President, you are wonderful. You see through my heart.

Anson: The correct saying is that good men and good women get together in high society ... Ji: Well, I don't care what you are. Anyway, go and join. There is something wrong with the agent of Shanghai Heritage. I will fly to Shanghai tomorrow, and you can have a day off tomorrow. Anson: ... President, so sweet (Taiwanese: just willing) Ji: You are disgusting. Go to the party quickly, or you won't get a wife then. It's all my fault and the company's fault.

Wang Ji Pearl

Baby Ji, you can breed in half a year, but it takes two years to breed!

Responsible, of course, responsible, I Ji Wang Pearl's greatest interest is responsible!

My grandson Cunxi got your daughter pregnant? ! Oh, dear! I'm so happy, so happy!

This is not bad either. Our family is really mature and appreciates the inner beauty.

Sorry, sorry, hahaha ...

Murakami: No, Grandma, it's not a good way to solve things by locking two people who have made mistakes together. Pearl: The best way to solve things is to shut up. Yes, my mother.

Cunxi: Grandma, you don't have to convince me. I can't marry Chen Xinyi. I promised to keep the baby, which is my biggest concession. Pearl: Grandma knows that Grandma loves you the most. How could grandma force you? Just kidding. I tell you, yesterday was very interesting. I actually saw one of the CDs, which was restricted. Two people ... and played a mosaic. But the strangest thing is how the hero looks like you.

Don't think that she will ignore her without asking you; Don't think that she won't feel anything unless she screams!

Anson, if Ji Cunxi doesn't take Chen Xinyi to attend, I will immediately drink the new toilet cleaner spirit from our Magic Spirit Group and commit suicide! Why not just change my 80th birthday party into a mourning hall to serve ... and give everyone incense. The chairman's coup.

Don't you feel pain to be separated from the village now?

Every time you make unreasonable demands, she always gives in to you. I didn't expect you to push your luck.

Soo-hee, if your heart is the same as hers now, go find her. What are you doing? Come on!

If you really love her, you won't feel tired.

Anna; Anna (Anna's old Indian currency name)

It is better to be the heroine of my boyfriend forever than to be a supporting role on the stage.

What if you can't dance? What if your life is ruined? If I never knew you, if I were alone, I would never cry.

I have never been loved by my mother since I was a child, dancing in the complicated environment of new york. I have a heart of stone and lost my feelings. It is because of you, because of you, that I let you live in my heart, and I am so fragile now.

It's an accident for her, and it's also an accident for you, right? There's nothing wrong with you. You are all innocent. How can two unrelated people have sex for no reason?

Sorry, Chen Xinyi. I have lost the stage where I can shine. I can't lose Murakami again. Please forgive me.

It's not her that I care about, but you.

Debt, guilt or love. It was love that stood me up twelve times, and finally Ji Cunxi gave up Anna.

I want everything to be perfect and be the most suitable daughter-in-law for Ji's family in grandma's mind.

Your hug is my strength, and you will always be my most important thing.

Linxi city

It's okay, it's okay. I just had a baby with a stomachache.

I'll take our Xinyi son to the hospital later to tidy up her stomach.

King Jiang, if anyone breaks the contract, he is willing to be struck by King Jiang, and the sky will be struck by lightning. If he has a second thought, this chicken will be the same as this chicken.

Your biggest bag, because we are worried that you can't get married, we will buy half and give half!

Even if we don't sail here in the middle of the night, I will ride dolphins on the beach, and I will help you get justice!

It's worth it to be a coward for an asshole who abandoned your sister. Not worth it. If it's not worth it, open the door!

I have seen you come here hundreds of times since Xinyi left. I see your sincerity and want to have a good talk with you. Xinyi is the oldest in our family, and she is the dumbest of the three. Sometimes I should be angry with her or laugh at her. I often tell her that she is an extra person in our family, and she doesn't say anything. Think for yourself. If it is another child, what will her mother think when she hears that you are an extra person in the family? Children will definitely complain. However, we are not happy. Instead, we said to me, "Mom, I just don't want to see you work so hard. I want to share some hard work for you and let you relax. " She doesn't want to be redundant in our family. Look at him, trying so hard to live and please others. Do you think she's stupid? A stupid woman who won't even fight for her little rights. I often call her and I ask her how she is doing. She always said to me, "Cunxi is good to me, so you don't have to worry so much." Touch your conscience and think for yourself. Have you been nice to her?

You don't take us Chen Xinyi seriously at all. If you know how important Chen Xinyi is to you, why did you think of her importance at the last minute?

Protect her. How can you protect her? You protect her, let her go back to Jiangmu Island in tears, and sit here and watch TV every night. If you watch variety shows, everyone keeps laughing, but she keeps crying. It's called protecting her. You made her doubt herself and what she did to others. She understands that this method is useless and wasteful for a heartless person.

the Chen Dynasty

Children can't be born in vain, and bodies can't be sacrificed in vain.

Doctor, what a coincidence! I'm just pregnant, and I'm telling you, the baby in my belly is fine and normal, so he is normal, just like your name, hahaha ... am I humorous?

What are the benefits of a woman being pregnant? There is no market for men, and women sympathize with them.

Young man, young man, come here. What wine are you mixing? This is Yakult, you discriminate against pregnant women!

I always thought you were a good father, but I didn't expect you to forget pregnant women when you had a mistress.

People whose conscience is bitten by dogs, my mother asked you to come in.

the Chen Dynasty

Anna, you keep saying that you won't betray Anna, but your body seems to have betrayed it.

Chen Jia's first 1 13 family meeting began. Please let the chairman speak first.

Xia Qing: Personally, I think Chen Xinyi has been very weak since childhood. More importantly, this time she finally made the greatest contribution to Jiangmu Island, that is, she went to the wrong room, went to the wrong bed and got pregnant successfully. Feng Jiao: Sister, speak slowly. I don't have time to remember!

Xinyi blackmailed the child to be a prince.

Other characters

There is nothing wrong with being ordinary, but being ordinary is the most powerful! -Xinyi's father

As long as you are willing to pay, happiness will knock on the door by itself. -Xinyi's father

This is not played by Jay Chou, but by Ji Dong! Wu Qiqi

Every baby is brought into this world by God hand in hand, and no one is an accident. -Hao is normal.

Opportunity is like a thief, it comes inadvertently, and only when it leaves does it know that it has suffered heavy losses! -Liz, assistant stage host.

Happiness is on thin ice. -Zhongshan Dragon

Only people with stories can create wonderful works. -Zhongshan Dragon

When the past is sealed, all they can open is the future.