Seeking the lines of "cross talk"

What are you doing?

B: Crosstalk

Which paragraph?

B: the name of this dish

What's your name?

B: Your name is Zheng.

What's your name?

Jian Zheng.

Jian Zheng? (meditating)

B: It's me ~

A: I haven't heard of ...

I'm new here!

A: At this rate, you will definitely be a newcomer at the age of 99.

B: Why?

A: The way you handle this business is called bland and tasteless, and it is called lack of emotional connotation.

Ah ... What should I say?

A: I have some immature suggestions. Do you know if I should say it?

B: Go ahead. ...

How about the food you mentioned just now? They are real changes and refinements that have condensed the wisdom of many generations of working people. How can you talk so casually?

B: I ... How should I put it?

A: To speak this crosstalk well, we must have a sacred sense of historical mission and responsibility. You must think that a vast ancient country has a long history. You must think that you are showing Chinese civilization to all mankind. You can usurp the host's role, swallow mountains and rivers and convey history with the most beautiful sense of language.

B: May I?

A: You try ...

B: (I took a good look at A, and then I was lucky enough to howl) Let me treat you to dinner! ! !

A: (sitting on the ground)

Extended data:

The cast of "Crosstalk":

Jian Zheng 1

Jian Zheng, born in 196 1, is a crosstalk performer.

1978 joined Tianjin Quyi Troupe, 1979 studied under Li Boxiang, a famous cross talk actor in Tianjin.

Successively cooperated with Wang Ping and Dai Zhicheng.

1987 plays Xie Lin in the movie Laughing at Love; Later, he was the host of CCTV's "Gathering Together".

1990 performed a cross talk duet with Dai Zhicheng in the Spring Festival Evening.

20 1 1 At the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, Jiang Kun, Dai Zhicheng, Zhou Wei and Li Weijian performed the cross talk "Expert". The collector with a strong accent made the audience remember the word "buried".

2. Degang Guo

Degang Guo, male, born in Tianjin, 1973 65438+ 10/8, is a crosstalk performer, a film and television drama actor and a TV talk show host.

65438-0979 devoted himself to the art world, first learning storytelling from Gao Qinghai, a storytelling elder, then learning crosstalk from Chang Baofeng, a famous crosstalk artist, and then learning crosstalk from Hou, a crosstalk master.

In the meantime, I studied Peking Opera, Pingju, Hebei Bangzi and other operas, and went to Liyuan for many years.

1996, founded Beijing Deyun Society.

Since 2005, Degang Guo and its Deyun Society have sprung up, which has made the public pay attention to the art category of cross talk again and realized the second revival of cross talk.

In 2006, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in the Opera House of the People's Liberation Army, and in the same year, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in Tianjin People's Gymnasium, setting a record of 25 consecutive appearances.

In 2008, he gave a special crosstalk performance in the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, becoming the first crosstalk performer to give a solo performance in the Great Hall of the People.

In 2009, he participated in the film "The Founding of the People's Republic of China".

20 10 hosts "Tonight's Play".

20 1 1 won the honor in new york Times.

20 12 starred in the movie "Cars on the Road". In the same year, he won the "Best Artist Award in Asia" and the 7th Huading Award for Best Quyi Actor in China. In 20 13, it made its debut in China's CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

Hosting the Guo program of Jiangsu Satellite TV.

20 14 starred in the movie "the liar"; In the same year, he participated in the suspense movie "Mystery".

Stay in the second season as the mentor of I am a comedian.

20 15 Degang Guo directed and starred in the film I want happiness.

In the same year, I hosted the program around you.

The opening ceremony of "20th Anniversary of Deyun Society" was held in 20 16, and the global crosstalk tour was launched.

2065 438+06-2065 438+09 served as the comedy observer of "Happy Comedian" of Oriental TV for four times.

20 17 12.29, Degang Guo's first talk show network variety show "Yiguohui" is broadcast exclusively on watermelon video and today's headline platform at 8: 00 every Friday night.

On February 6th, 20 18, the comedy film Nineteen Generations of Ancestors directed by Degang Guo was released, which won 1 100 million box office.