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Emperor group ①: cold-faced poppy lovers (full version)

Night Wolf Meng Shaonan and Orphan Yin Imperial Troupe Series

She, Yin, is 23 years old. Three years ago, my father sold it to Meng Shaonan as a bargaining chip for drug abuse.

Meng Shaonan, a famous gangster in this area, is cold-blooded and heartless, which scares the world.

For three years, he lived in peace with her, and she even thought that he had forgotten her existence. But when I saw her three years later, he seemed to be a different person.

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He arrogantly took everything from her, but she stubbornly insisted on her only weakness. She can have nothing. If she can't connect with her heart, he will take it away from her.

However, something seems to have changed. It seems that her heart is out of her control. Looking at him holding another woman, why does her heart hurt so much? Seeing him fall in front of her, her heart seemed to stop beating. ...

And he, the man who took her all away, pushed her into the arms of another man.

Zuo Hongjing, a man with a younger family and the same infatuation, has no regrets about his obsession.

A war between people, an infighting.

She is like a flower in the wind, for whom she should bloom and lose!

Imperial Regiment ②: The President's Cheating Wife (Full Edition)

The silver fox of the Emperor Group series is the daughter of VS giants.

Who did she piss off?

The lover who fell in love for two years, on the occasion of her successful graduation, also heroically announced that she broke up with her.

She went back to China in a fit of pique and met another sand pig man on the plane.

She admitted that it was her fault that she vomited all over him after eating too much, but now, what is he doing?

Running into her bathroom in public to watch her spring break out?

She swore to God that she would never see him again in her life.

However, God didn't seem to hear her plea.

He appeared in front of her again and again.

When she finally lost an out-of-control heart,

Just suddenly found that he turned out to be. ...

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He is Shao Dong from Ren Yuan Group. He was surrounded by beautiful women, but he met her.

She completely aroused his interest. Maybe it would be better to change her mouth and stomach.

So, a hunting operation began, and he fully supported her.

However, when the initial simple game finally becomes no longer simple,

But she chose to leave.

He didn't know whether he was teasing her or she was teasing him.

This little woman who cheated his feelings and stole his heart dares to run away without a trace, hoping that he will not find her and tie her up for life. ...

Just, can I really have her again?

Emperor Group ③: Iceberg Husband (Full Edition)

Interpol VS Thief Sister of the Imperial Regiment Series ③

In order to find the legendary magic gun and dazzle the eagle, that night she tried her best to get close to the target with the latest anesthetic powder developed at home-

However, why does the anesthetic powder that is useful to others not work for him?

He ate her up without saying anything, and finally searched him all over, and found nothing!

Hum, this hateful man, if Bai Xiyan can't find a dazzling eagle, it won't be a joke!

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What is this woman doing?

He doesn't remember ordering hotel service.

He just felt dizzy, so he opened a room to rest.

Now she sneaks into the room and goes through his pockets?

Since she delivered it to the door automatically, he can enjoy it. ...

Emperor Regiment ④: Challenge the Chief Playboy (Full Edition)

Almighty Secretary: The Wrong President of Playboy/Hate Winter

When they first met, she accidentally saw his "intense exercise" with the beautiful woman.

From then on, they began to argue!

After graduating from college, he was temporarily soft-hearted and cheated into his own company to be a cow and a horse.

She has never seen such a romantic person. Changing women is more diligent than changing clothes. She is a pig!

As the confidential secretary of this pig, in addition to the needs of daily work, his female companion who delivered it to the door at 3: 05 slapped him several times and even took his place, memorizing his girlfriend's birthday preferences on the roster!

Even, help him prepare insurance/sets and clean up all the mess he left behind.

Even after receiving his phone call in the middle of the night, I rushed to the hotel to help him deal with his husband without complaint.

Looking at the whole secretarial circle, which secretary can do everything like her?

Enough!

This time, she must say goodbye to him.

He is the president of Universal Film and Television Company. He is a playboy and always welcomes beautiful women.

No matter what kind of woman, she will easily fall under his suit pants.

However, there are exceptions to his charm. This cold-faced secretary was born to beat him.

A bet gave him a reason to chase her!

He is determined to win this grass beside his nest that he has coveted for a long time!

Charming Love: The Pretty Secret of Overlord (End+Fanwai) Text/Ai Yixue

She is a womanizer, a veritable womanizer. She couldn't move her eyes when she saw the handsome guy, so she wanted to feel the width of her chest and the chest muscles were not strong. What's more, if she is so handsome, her lovely little nose will bleed unwillingly!

Oh, what a pity!

So, in order to lose the title of "sex girl", at the age of sixteen, she listened to her friend's advice and went to a famous nightclub to fight fire with fire, but she didn't know that the poison had not yet broken out, so she was wiped clean by a stranger first.

Alas! Admit bad luck!

Two years later, at the age of eighteen, she ended her college trip with high marks. In order not to repeat the previous practice, she distributed resumes in various employers, with only one personal requirement-no handsome boss!

Yeah! People are eager to find a boss in Gao Fushuai, and now there are such girls who don't want handsome guys! This is not her playing hard to get, is it?

However, that beautiful face is very similar to the one I remember!

Yes, that's her! See if he will let her go again.

President Sunshine's Cold Assistant (Free Full Edition)/R.Butterfly.

She is an assistant general with superior ability and believes in "single";

He is a handsome and warm-hearted returnee. As soon as I returned home, I was arranged for an oolong blind date and met her. I didn't expect to meet her again two days later. She turned out to be his assistant.

The closer he gets to her, the more he thinks she looks like a mystery, but after careful study, he finds that she is more like a blank sheet of paper-is she a mystery or a blank sheet of paper?

And the warmth of the sun, can he melt her frozen heart?

"President, I was wrong (book)" text/sea? mirror

Twenty-six-year-old, no talent, no appearance and no color, an ordinary company employee.

This is a complete description of Miao An Lan.

Such a woman in her late thirties is sitting in the office all day talking with a group of women in their early thirties and forties about all kinds of handsome guys. The discussion didn't count, even reaching out to the handsome little guy she met for the first time in the elevator.

However, a bolt from the blue, how can we expect this handsome guy to be the president of the boss company! Miao Anlan suddenly felt that life was gloomy and the world was upside down. She worked hard for three years! No, it should be fighting for 26 years! She tried to live by drinking milk from birth, and later went to kindergarten, primary school, junior high school, high school and university. After graduation, she submitted 183 resumes, had 97 interviews and 56 internships, and finally got a firm foothold in this company ... but people are not as good as heaven, and she ran into a small president who had never met before! Fang Qian Yi.

Who says the president is very old? Who says the president is a paunchy man? ! Who says the president is wrinkled? ! She slaps anyone who says that! Don't you see the president in front of you? !

"President's adult! I am old in the world, and I have to raise a beautiful, lovely, lively and moving boyfriend. In order to maintain this family, I have devoted all my efforts. Now if you fire me, I have no hope of living! Mr. President, please have pity on me for working so hard for the company. Don't fire me. No matter what I do, I can sweep the floor, wipe the table, wash clothes, wash the toilet and pull out the dung! No matter what you do, you can! I will never harass you again, and I will never talk to you again! I resolutely safeguard the reputation of the company, take loyalty to the company as the first criterion, and always dedicate my young life to the company! " She threw down all her faces, grabbed a president's trouser legs pitifully and begged. ...

A president pondered for a while, and then a beautiful mouth said, "well, whatever you are asked to do?"

Then, she was firmly caught by the boss, a small president she had never seen before ... what kind of inhuman things would happen after that? hey-hey-hey ...

I got into the elevator that day and saw a handsome guy with a tall figure and excellent appearance. I never thought he was the president!

Of course, if I had known, such a tragic thing would not have happened later!

I declare that I really didn't know he was the president at that time, and he looked a little young, at most in his early twenties. I'm 26 years old. I felt an itch when I saw such a bud, and then a fat face climbed onto his shoulder: "Little brother, do you go to work?"

"Overbearing: Don't be angry, President (free full text)"/Xi Yue Chang

Marry her just to haunt her, and now, she is not qualified to be his real wife. ...

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In the cold winter, the only root seedling of the Han family for nine generations, at the hot age of 27, has not touched a woman. It is said that he is gay! Really or not?

I was forced by my parents to attend a "wife party", but I met my fiancee who had been missing for fifteen years!

Damn woman, isn't she dead? Why are you standing in front of him alive again?

That night, she ruined his party and announced, "I want to break off my engagement with you!" " "

What? Want to break off the relationship? definitely not ...

Get her! Force her! Play with her! Threaten her! I'm not afraid of her disobedience!

Until one day, he grabbed her neck angrily and forced him to ask, "Come on, what have you done in these fifteen years?" Why did you come back from the dead? Why did you come back to me? What's your purpose? "

However, as he got closer to the truth, he found that she was actually. ...

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Ou Shao, a member of the mysterious organization, will do whatever it takes to achieve his goal!

Because of a promise, she used various means to seduce | confuse him, design him, and even ...

But after busy for a long time, I found out that he was a homosexual!

She pursues him with the attitude of "not admitting defeat", "not bowing" and "not dying until the Yellow River reaches"! Trying to get him to put "sex"

However, when she was eaten, wiped clean, eaten and wiped, she discovered that this man, he ...

Lip print on the left shoulder: the president's lover/pearl also

"Ah. Son! " A hard slap hit Mo Jinnian in the face, a contemptuous curse rang in her ear, her shopping bag fell, and her son's children's clothes were scattered all over the floor.

Staggering to take a step back, covering her painful face, Jin Nian quietly looked at the elegant woman in front of her.

She knew her and turned to ashes. She was Lu Zhensheng's wife. She raised her for five years and tortured her for five years.

She didn't strike back, didn't speak, and the smile on her face was bitter and pale.

"Mo Yan." The car door behind Mrs. Lu suddenly opened, and Jin Nian's heart stopped and her eyes could not be controlled. Liu Zhensheng got off the bus with a smile on his lips and bright eyes. He called his wife's name affectionately, but peach eyes looked at the stupefied golden times with a beautiful touch: "Yan Er, will you introduce your sister to me?"

He smiled, and his laughter fascinated all beings, but it was cruel.

"Look, I ... forgot, I slept with her for five years, where I haven't seen it and where I haven't touched it? I'm afraid I know her better than you! " Liu Zhensheng deliberately made a look of regret, but he loosened his pale face and approached Jin Nian step by step.

He bent down, his slender fingers picked up the clothes of the children scattered on the ground and shook them gently in front of her eyes. After a deep laugh, he suddenly squinted at her and said in her ear, "You know, a woman I slept with is not qualified to sleep in someone else's bed and have someone else's illegitimate child!" "

President of Evil Spirit/Du Chunzi's Runaway Lover

At her engagement party, a man suddenly appeared and broke the sweetness of the meeting.

Watching him step by step towards her is like walking down the altar.

They were shocked and already knew his prominent position.

He hooked her chin and remained handsome and charming.

He gently raised his thin lips and said in a voice that everyone could hear, "I have only been away for a year, and I have forgotten who is trying to be kind under me?" Can this man satisfy your body that I developed? "

Shallow and quiet heartbeat stopped, slender body trembled, whispering from everyone's ear, once a nightmare day in my mind.

After a year of keeping a low profile, she took great pains to hide her beauty, talent and amazing life experience.

Just to avoid this demon with great power.

Now, all this is a joke.

He approached slowly, his bright eyes flashing with frightening Yin Zhi, and his smile was like a poisonous poppy. He said cruelly, "You shouldn't marry someone else, let alone try to escape from me. In this life, you can only be-my toy! "

Leave, just turn around.

Many years later, when the weak rabbit grew fangs, the Yin Zhi demon lost his heart.

In this love contest, the outcome has been divided. ...

(Non-tragic)

These are all modern novels I read in the teahouse, and I think they are very good. Please have a try when you are free.