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Angry, talk it over

Cheap and promising, coquettish and foreign.

A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know, just arrived!

Brothers first, daughter-in-law only, parents unparalleled.

A person I have always hated suddenly said that he likes me, so I suddenly stopped hating ta, because I can't hate a person with vision.

The same is swearing, being beautiful is true temperament, and being ugly is not a tutor.

Only when you are about to be late do you know how fast you are getting dressed.

I found that I especially like to press all the buttons before getting out of the elevator and then leave as if nothing had happened.

You should learn to ignore all ridicule and look at others proudly.

You may be worthless to one person, but you are priceless to another.

I loved you three minutes ago, and I forgot I loved you three minutes later. [Three minutes of heat]

A man once told me that he would come back to marry me when he grew up. My hair turned white, and he hasn't come yet.

The world laughs at me for being too dissolute, and I laugh at the world for not being open.

I never knew that what I took for granted was so ridiculous in your place.

If there is no tomorrow in the world, then I want to live in the classroom, because the feeling in the classroom is that every day is like a year = =

I'm not afraid of others blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself. I want to be strong no matter what.

I can walk without you, but I can run if you are by my side.

I feel that I am not at school now, but at school. I am simple and rude without a condom!

When you enter the society, you should understand that you will have everything from now on, but you can't have a stable future.

Turtle with red wine is called outfit, and bitch with red wine is called waste.

The red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags are fluttering outside.

Women suffer for sexy legs, beautiful faces and money.

Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh when you see your sister.

If you can be robbed, then why should I stay?

I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

In the eyes of girls, shrew is charm, while in the eyes of boys, weakness is charm.

Even if you believe it, there are lies.

You were a crane when you were hanged, but you were not even a crane when you were not hanged.

Try it instead of worrying too much.

Domineering tone phrase: coquettish is coquettish, cheap is creative.

1. Love is like a gust of wind, which blows away and leaves. No one can help at this speed.

If you are not happy for me, will you let go?

I once loved you and even thought about the future.

I love you forever, because you are the only one I am looking for.

5. Have you ever felt that it's like throwing you from boiling water into ice cubes?

6. [If you have experienced real isolation, you will understand that tears are the most useless thing]

7. As long as you are not reconciled, it is not the time to give up.

8. Forgive me for not liking the habit of speaking in front of strangers.

9, we use the most beautiful youth, firm self-righteous love.

10, the promise you gave me turned out to be a lie.

1 1, you cried, tears are your own; You are in pain, and no one can feel it. You must be strong, even if you have been hurt and shed tears, you can grit your teeth and go on. Because: life is your life alone.

12, sing a good song at her funeral.

13, there are many people who love you, and I am just one of them.

14, you suddenly became very quiet, and I couldn't find you.

15, put it down, there is nothing credible in this world.

16, you can give up your life for love but refuse to live for your elderly parents.

17, without you. There will be one less scum in this world.

18, I always think that waiting is a beautiful state, because it contains countless possibilities.

Non-mainstream boys' personality mood phrases-you are coquettish, you are cheap and famous

The living will make me love him and suffocate him. You don't think I'll be sad about it?

Embarrassed laughter and vicious curses in life are doomed to let go of guilt after a few more times, and finally need to go to the end.

Who is afraid of rotting at night and making his breath suddenly savage?

I'm fine, I'm not sad or happy, and I don't love you.

How do you and I face this promiscuous world when we are in estrus?

You gave her the body, but you took her heart.

A man's chastity is like a pair of wet shoes that are hard to dry.

Give me a cigarette yesterday for me to smoke.

Gradually understand that a lot of love is hard to meet.

Perhaps, there is nothing wrong with being young.

What we got was also lost.

No pain. I smiled calmly.

It turns out that sweetness will dry up and happiness will sink into the swamp.

Don't say "I love you" to me, I've heard too much.

My beloved, I hope you will stop lying to me.

I am heartless, but I am cute!

I am heartless, but I am happy!

Who is it? You only belong to me!

No matter who your future will be, I don't regret loving you this time.

Maybe the only person I want and love in this life is you.

I can still live a wonderful life without you.

I don't need love, I don't need pity, I don't need sympathy, you can't give me anything I need.

This world is very realistic, and no one can live without anyone.

It turns out that I think too much, it turns out that I am sentimental.

I am selfish. Please stay away from me. Stay away from me.

Will it wither before it blooms? I had a dream.

Have I changed alone or have you all fallen,

You don't have to hide that you still love no matter what you say. '

Many people can't find the way, but they don't know which way to choose.

I hate myself for loving him too much, but he still won my heart.

Some people always sell what they have in exchange for what they don't have.

I have never understood the meaning of life, but I can't live in my own form.

You left me and turned away, whether I live or die.

I often think that you have nothing to do with my love after all.

Get used to everything you have, and in the end, you won't get used to everything you don't have.

I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

The sadness in the fleeting time opens on a sunny day in summer.

We long for the beauty endowed by eternity and fear the aging brought by time.

Love, crying and laughing are all beautiful. Don't let empty love leave nothing but helplessness.

All you need from one place to another is a hug.

We are just fellow travelers in this youth.

How long can love without trust last?

Commitment seems more incredible than a lifetime.

When the sky loses love, will TA be lonely?

You said you didn't dare to like me, and I said I was afraid I was serious about you.

The darkness in the depths of the clouds drowned the scenery in my heart.

Growth is a cruel plunder, taking away innocence and simplicity.

You're a slut, you're a slut, you're famous.

Maybe many things will be forgotten by you, but I will always remember them.

I'm afraid you will forget my face for too long.

It is wrong to say or not to say, to do or not to do.

No longer expect anyone's understanding, no longer accept anyone's concern.

The farthest distance from you is always behind you.

The sad cat licked the wound after fighting with the fence.

Even love will get cold, but now you are warm.

Cheap funny personality signature! Flair is gone.

1, mental patients have a wide range of ideas, and mentally retarded children have more fun.

2, the aunt is fiercer than the tiger.

3. There are many oranges.

Since I hacked you, the internet speed is fast.

5. cheese is strong bacon

6. Forgive my bohemian life.

If you are healthy, it will be a bolt from the blue.

My quilt is sick today, so I will stay in bed and take care of her.

9. I usually read books because I am curious, and I read books before exams because I have a desire to survive.

10, I'm schizophrenic, I'm fine with me.

1 1, as quiet as a sick cat and as moving as a mad dog.

12, the opposite sex will only have offspring, and the same sex will have true love.

13, Bajie, you are reading the teacher's signature again.

14, the child's cough is not good, most of it is fake, just have a meal.

15, I have a pair of watery big bags under my eyes.

16. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

17, many people eat by their faces, but I don't, I rely on my mouth.

18, since you are shameless, it is much easier to be a man.

19, people who don't like me are often of low quality.

20. Is the ring on your stomach?

2 1, be a person who has side effects on society.

22, boating does not rely on pulp, it depends on a wave!

23. Sincerely seek investment, support and relief, and have a private chat with those who are interested. I don't accept pity, I am a man of backbone!

24. The person you like doesn't appear, and the person who does, forget it, you'd better not appear!

25. I recently read a book that taught people how to forget and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.