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Famous sentences with deep social routines

A wonderful sentence with foresight.

1. I like to replace all punctuation marks with spaces.

2. Tell me from the bottom of my heart that the air conditioner is good to have you, and how can I live without you!

A woman who doesn't take a bath will not smell good no matter how much perfume she wears.

Thanks to mental illness, the whole person is much more energetic.

5. Why does pangolin keep digging? Because it is looking for Chuanshanyi.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

7. Old people can't fight. Children can't fight. Women don't fight. Men. Fight to the death

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

9. I bought a razor online, and my hands went numb before I finished shaving.

10. When I woke up this morning, I thought I had grown up. I took a closer look and found that the quilt cover was horizontal!

1 1. I dare not look in the mirror for too long, because I am afraid I will fall in love with myself.

12. Something happened in my dream, so I went to sleep first. ...

13. The old ladies on Naiheqiao have switched to selling milk tea. I will never forget it for a long time.

14. Mengniu made a difficult decision. If Yili milk is detected in the stomach of users, it will automatically release melamine.

15. Only people who fall into the water understand that dog planing is also a beautiful swimming stroke.