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Those who like to drink say domineering

1. I'm really drunk and happy today.

2, drinking harms yourself and kills people.

Make new friends and don't forget old friends.

4, feelings are thin, can not drink.

5, dreams still have to be there, or you will tell your friends if you drink too much.

6, the prime minister can punt in his stomach, drinking without looking for a waiter.

7. Past feelings are brewed into wine, and you will never stop being intoxicated.

8, can't drink and play, can't eat and breathe.

9. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.

10, how to develop, only drinking.

1 1. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine.

12, drink carefully and sleep slowly after drinking.

13. Eat three meals when you are busy and one meal when you are free.

14, a thousand glasses of wine are few, oh, let a man with spirit take risks in his favorite place!

15, a hundred poems by Li Bai about drinking. Chang 'an went to a restaurant to sleep, but the son of heaven couldn't get on the boat, claiming that he was Brewmaster.

16, regret getting drunk, and still want to drink when I wake up.

17, respect yourself! You can't escape the night when wine is a song, and you can't escape the deserted streets.

18, if you have never been drunk once in your life, you will regret it all your life; If you often get drunk in your life, you will regret it all your life!

19, excited heart, trembling hands.

20, wine is the essence of food, the more you drink, the younger you are. It's a sin to drink or not.

2 1, taste, taste by yourself, live by yourself, and go by yourself.

22, respect yourself, may the years be wave-free, and may the rest of your life have no regrets!

23. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

24, alas, you won't get drunk if you drink this way. Who sleeps by the road!

25. I fell down, got up, hurt myself and paid for the medicine.

26. Snowflakes don't float, I don't float, Qingdao doesn't fall, I don't fall.

27. I have a story, that is, it is better to be drunk than to spend a long night.

28, respect yourself, no matter how hard and tired life is, smile!

29. Wine is a delicious food, and the more you drink, the younger you get.

30, the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the ambition cannot be bent.