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A group of friends on vacation
Copy in the circle of friends during the holiday (78 selected sentences) 1. I have an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control. 2.? If winter vacation homework was destined to be sold as garbage, why didn't I exercise my rights earlier? Students who haven't had a winter vacation, don't be sad. Although the holiday is late, the school starts early. 4. You must do three things every day at home on holiday [eat, sleep and be scolded] 5. In the next month, you will hear affectionate greetings from seven aunts, relatives and parents: How much did you get in the exam? How many students are there in the class? 6. Hate holidays. Too much homework is an excuse. Just because I can't see you every day. You don't even understand this. 7. Do whatever you like after the exam. 8. Waking up during the holiday doesn't mean getting up; Just because I get up at school doesn't mean I wake up. 9. China's holiday principle is to pay back what you owe! 10. I will stick to surfing the Internet when I have a fever during the holiday. When you sneeze in class, you will think it is terminal cancer. 1 1. The shortest distance in the world is from vacation to school; The furthest distance in the world, from school to holiday. 12.? What did you take to school? ? ? A heart ready for a holiday? 13. My winter vacation is only 20 days. These days, it takes 33 days to even be lovelorn. 14. I have a skill that I can finish writing winter vacation homework in two days, but this TM is actually a passive skill, which will not be triggered until the last two days. 15. winter vacation homework actually means that you write for one month and the teacher writes once. 16.? What is the worst love triangle in the world? I like winter vacation, winter vacation likes homework, and homework likes me! ? 17. homework is countercurrent and papers are flooding. 18. In the past, a group of people had a holiday together, but now the holiday time of this group is different. 19. Holidays depend on ancestors, and classes are suspended due to typhoon. 20. I despise those who go out to play as soon as they have a holiday. I just want to give them four words: please take me with you. 2 1. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it is homework over and over again. 22. Lying in bed playing with my mobile phone, I slapped myself when I thought that I hadn't touched my book after a long vacation and was still distracted by playing with my mobile phone. 23. Winter vacation is my blue face, summer vacation is my red face. Why did you come to be the third wheel between us? 24.? Why did the winter vacation pass so quickly? Because we have no morning. ? 25. We only have one childhood and one weekend. Why use it to go to bed early? 26. Monday to Friday, getting closer and closer; Weekend, divided into two places. 27. On Sunday night, there is always a feeling of unhappiness. To be precise, it should be the fact that the weekend is over. In less than an hour, a new week began again. Are you ready? 28. The biggest significance of the weekend is that no one cares if you sleep late. 29. Even though Qian Qian has been to Yangguan for thousands of times, it is difficult for him to stay at the weekend. 30. On the rainy day of the weekend, you are holding an oil-paper umbrella, naughty and wet. 3 1. Sleeping late is the minimum respect for the weekend. I used to feel that waking up too early on weekends was a loss, but now I feel that I have earned it because I have more time to do more meaningful things. 33. You won't forget me. You don't have to forget. I am so light to you, like cotton candy on the playground on a weekend afternoon. 34. Every weekend is like a rebirth. I forgot everything, but I can't forget you. On a meaningful weekend, although I was in pain, I finally returned home in triumph! 36. Isn't it the weekend? Is it necessary to be so entangled? Quilt, get out of the way, bed, get out of her way! 37. It rains every weekend. After the shower, I shed tears at my own shadow for several hours. 38. Never say goodbye to me. With you in my world, I am even with you? See you later. See you tomorrow. See you at the weekend? Can't afford it. 39. During the war, a soldier got together with his comrades in the bar every weekend. Finally, one weekend, he sat alone in the bar all day. 40. I let you go every weekend, and I have been trying to make my compassion bigger and bigger, so big that I can let you go, but until now I am still very selfish, and I can't let you go, and I can't let myself go! 4 1. After 20 minutes on weekends, I always sit for a while, which is the happiest moment of my week. 42. This weekend, I want to lie in bed, go crazy and kill that sadness. In the seventh chapter of the night, you and I hid in the city and enjoyed the moonlight. 43. Such a sunny day is also on weekends. Facing the morning sun and walking to the library, my happiness doubled. 44. At the weekend, I was a scavenger, and I gently laid my luxurious time. The book turned a page and the flowers became trees. My memory just took a nap, but my fantasy overflowed the sea and my feelings crossed the river. 45. I just finished my homework, only to find that the weekend is gone. 46. It's finally the weekend, and I want to stay with Bei Zijun for a long time. 47. A cup of coffee, a book, a sunny early winter weekend afternoon! 48. No one will look forward to spending the weekend with me in the future, and no one will make me miss it. In the future, your special case will belong to someone else. 49.Hoho, it's going to be the weekend! I want to hug my quilt and have a warm long talk with it! 50. My small? Fresh meat? The era is over, but it is becoming pure? Bacon? Before, where can I hang out on weekends? 5 1. On the weekend night, you should be deeply grieved before going to bed. 52. I like the moment when I wake up every weekend afternoon. The sunshine is just right, and the breeze is just right. It seems that everything is simple and beautiful, as if everything can be done all over again. 53. Weekend mornings are best for being in a daze. However, being in a daze is just to overcome boredom. 54. There is a kind of sadness that you can't find WIFI, and there is a kind of helplessness that the weekend passes too fast. 55. Teacher, you haven't told us the examination paper on graduation day. 56.? Did you have a good summer vacation? Only fast, not happy. ? 57. I have a skill that I can finish my summer homework in two days, but this TM is actually a passive skill, which will not be triggered until the last two days. 58. Summer vacation is 60 days, 8 weeks, 1440 hours, 86,400 minutes, 5194,000 seconds without seeing you. 59. Tell me to get out at home and tell me to go home outside. If I don't make up lessons, I will say that I am poor at school. If I make up lessons, I will waste money. If I eat, I will be very picky. If I don't eat, I will become a fairy. 60. I tell you from personal experience: Never stay at home during the summer vacation, or you will be scolded badly! 6 1. The summer vacation is coming, and the four monks and tutors in the Tang Dynasty can't help but vomit: Emma, the summer vacation is coming again, and I'm going to the Western Heaven to learn the scriptures again. 62. My concept of summer vacation is that my charger has never been idle. 63. In my eyes, summer homework is piled up; The summer homework in the teacher's eyes is lost; My summer homework, two months; The teacher's summer homework is reading. 64.? Summer vacation flies so fast, why? Because there is no morning in summer vacation. ? 65. You exist, when I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream, all night. Goodbye, my summer vacation. 66.? Why did the holiday pass so quickly? Because there is no morning! ? 67. I have a skill that can finish my summer homework in two days, but it won't trigger until the last two days. 68. I have spread my homework on the balcony during the summer vacation. Do it yourself during a typhoon. 69. What are you most proud of? Of course, this is my summer homework. I raised it for nothing. 70. After the summer vacation, not only did I not lose weight like lightning, but I became a dark cloud. 7 1. I just learned today that the speed of summer vacation is to drive a Ferrari, and the speed of summer homework is to drive a tractor! 72. Xiansen in the summer vacation, will you marry me? That way, you won't leave me. 73. Job loading: 1%2%3%4%5%5%5% failed to load! Please ask the Education Bureau to resume the summer vacation! 74. I found that my summer homework was female, because I did it again and again, but I still didn't finish it. 75. I really don't like some people saying it as soon as they have a summer vacation? I want to kill the class teacher with my summer homework? He spoke as if he could move it. 76. Summer vacation schedule: don't get up in the morning, get up and surf the Internet, and don't sleep at night. 77. When school starts, I will make friends with whoever says I am fat. 78. After the summer vacation, not only did I not lose weight like lightning, but I became a dark cloud.
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