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God beast holiday, parents' mood, God beast holiday, circle of friends (selected 22 sentences)

1, for teachers, the winter vacation is finally over; For parents, the "nightmare" began! The journey of "God beast" is about to begin!

2, the beast is going back to the cage, and the laughter of parents can't be hidden. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

3, the little beasts have a winter vacation, and your parents are going to tremble again!

4. There are wild animals at home, the door can't get out, the second door doesn't step, the eyes are open on the mobile phone, and the eyes are closed on the computer.

5, happiness is gone, the beast is on holiday, I have to see the beast.

6. The winter vacation is finally over, and all kinds of wild animals gather together, which is bound to make a scene!

7. hurry to start school. There are wild animals at home. Come back to the cage!

8. In two days, I will graduate from the cooking class smoothly. The beast will return to the cage and the world will be at peace.

9. Tomorrow, the national kindergartens will have a winter vacation. The beast will come out, go back to every family and be angry with every mother.

10, the "god beast" returns to the cage! After sending the child back to school, the mother smiled: he is not happy, I am happy.

1 1. On Monday morning, I sent my two children to school. Somehow, I feel relaxed. At the thought of another week's winter vacation, my old mother has a little liver pain.

12 "the beast is out of the cage", go back to every family and get angry with every mother.

13, "Why are there winter holidays and summer holidays?" I know, I know, because, because we are driving the teacher crazy at school!

14, there are wild animals to feed at home. I worry about what to eat every day, and then I don't like washing dishes very much. I miss the dishwasher that hasn't been activated in my new home.

15. No matter how powerful the fighting force is, the god beast looks like an angel when he is asleep.

16, in addition to birds singing on weekends, there are all kinds of ... children are shouting for the winter vacation, and children are left unattended!

17, with sunshine, flowers, coffee and beasts.

18, I don't know if this Sunday is a working day, but ... I know that the wild animals at home will be caged this week.

19, happy, happy, the beast who stayed at home for three months finally returned to the cage, looking forward to the transformation after two months!

20, the beast came back, accompanied by doing homework all morning, did not watch the program, you can play!

2 1, my god beast can eat such a big plate of fried noodles. During this time, I saw that his face was round and he gained at least five pounds.

22, tomorrow, the beast will come out, and the mood is complicated.