How to make others sing badly

Question 1: Humor describes how to scold others for singing badly. Stop sawing wood!

Listening to your singing reminds me of the car accident scene where 10000 people died and millions were injured.

3. Is this how you usually "sing" when contacting Martians?

I suggest you don't sing in crowded places, it's dangerous!

5. Judge: "What are you doing?"

Player: "Sing."

Judge: "What?"

Player: "Sing."

Judge: "What?"

Player: "Sing ..." (suddenly awakened, ashamed to escape)

6. I can only say that your lung capacity is quite large.

7. While the contestants were singing, one judge whispered a word to another judge, and the other judge said loudly, "I don't have any extra cotton balls!" " "

If I have to comment on your singing skills, I can only say, "The shoes you are wearing today are very nice."

9. Somebody. Take him away!

10. Your voice is cold!

1 1. It's a good thing that I opened my eyes and listened to your singing, otherwise I thought I had entered the duck pen.

12. Your high notes make me feel that there are 300 wolves chasing you behind me.

13. I don't think I deserve to be your judge, because I really don't know what you are singing.

14. Next time you sing, please ask the audience if they have heart disease.

15. By the time you finished singing this song, your tune had run around the Milky Way for three times.

16. This song is a bit difficult for you. You can start with some simple songs, such as two tigers.

17. If you choose one of us as a judge and one as a singer, there is no doubt that you are a judge!

18. Congratulations! Will rush to sing!

19. Don't feel sorry for the failure of this election, you will have another chance in your next life!

20. How brave of you to come here and sing!

2 1. Please don't eat while singing! What? Didn't eat oh ...

22. A fish sings better than you!

23. If I give you a score, I will give you 100, and if the total score is 1 trillion.

24. Do you want to use an oxygen bag? You don't need me to use it!

25. Is that RB? I'm sorry, I thought you were chatting with me.

26. You are a veritable king of karaoke! Kill the king of songs

27. Your singing is very promising! In 500 years, there will be some success. I saw it in a bar before, so I wrote it down because I thought it was funny. Now I copy it.