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Are there any funny poems about drinking?

1, when you meet wine, life can be geometric!

Bodhisattva Man advises you to get drunk with Wei Zhuang in Tang Dynasty tonight.

Be sure to have a drunken party tonight, and don't talk about it tomorrow. Take care to warm the master's heart now, because the master's blx is deep and his friendship is deep.

I'm sad. Spring nights, like this one, are too short. I won't refuse to say that you filled my cup too full. Since there is wine to drink, how can I fight to have spirit and how long can I live?

Explanation:

I advise you to get drunk tonight and never talk about tomorrow on the wine table again. Just cherish the enthusiasm of the host now, because the glass of the host is deep and the friendship of the host is deep.

I'm sad that a spring night like tonight is too short, so I won't refuse to say that you filled my glass too full again. Since there is wine to drink, cheer up anyway. How long can life last?

2, no one wears flowers, no one advises alcohol, and no one cares about drunkenness.

From Huang Gongshao's Jade Case: Needle and thread on social day every year in Song Dynasty.

Stop sewing every social day. How can you bear to see it? Fly in pairs. It's half spring in Jiangcheng today. A suit is still there, deep in the chaotic mountain, by the Guxi Bridge.

Whose needle and thread is broken? Little by little, I burst into tears. Sunset loose saddle, grass shore. No one wears flowers, no one advises people to drink, and no one cares about drunkenness.

Explanation:

Every Spring Festival, women stop sewing. How can she bear to see Chun Yan who lives and flies with her? Nowadays, most of the spring scenery in Jiangcheng has passed, and I am still standing alone by the stream in the depths of the chaotic mountains.

The shirt in spring has worn out. Who will mend my stitches? Gradually, I shed my Man Chun shirt. At sunset, I unloaded my saddle and stood on the lush river bank. Although there are flowers, no one wears them. Although there is good wine, no one advised me to take it. Even if I am drunk, no one will take care of them.

3, alcohol debt is common, life is 70 years old.

Two Qujiang poems written by Du Fu in Tang Dynasty. Second "

Go back to spring clothes every day and go home drunk every day. Alcohol debt is common, and he is 70 years old.

Pierce the butterfly deeply, and the dragonfly flies leisurely with the water. The scenery of the message is flowing, which is not contrary to the temporary reward.

Explanation:

When I came back from the imperial court, I pawned the clothes I wore in the spring every day, and the money I got went to Jiangtou to buy wine every day, and I didn't come back until I was as drunk as a fiddler. It's a common thing to owe money for alcohol everywhere. People can live to 70 years old, which is rare in ancient times.

But I saw butterflies shuttling in the depths of flowers, dragonflies flying leisurely on the water, flapping the water from time to time. Send a message to Chunguang and let me stay in Chunguang. Although it is a temporary reward, don't violate it!

4. Laugh and kill Tao Yuanming without drinking a glass of wine.

From Li Bai's "Mocking King Li Yang for Refusing to Drink" in Tang Dynasty.

The earth is white, the wind is cold, and many snowflakes fall like big hands. Laugh to death Tao Yuanming, because you don't drink that wine. ?

You've really gone from wave to wave, planting five willows virtually. What does wearing a headscarf mean to you?

Explanation:

The earth is white and cold, and the falling snowflake is like a big hand. Tao Yuanming died laughing because you didn't drink a glass of wine. You really touched Zhang Suqin and planted five willows. What does it mean to you that I failed my headscarf?

5, a pot of wine and a pole, how many people are happy.

From the Five Dynasties' Li Yu's Fisherman, Waves Meaning Thousands of Miles of Snow.

The waves mean a thousand miles of snow, and the peach blossoms are silent. How many people are happy with a pot of wine and a stick?

Explanation:

Thousands of miles of waves on the river are rolling like snow, and rows of peach blossoms are in full bloom on the shore, and the spring is thick. How many people in this world are so free and happy with a pot of wine and a fishing rod in their hands?