How to make strangers praise me?

1, originally want to thin into a bolt of lightning, bright blind your eyes, but fat into a nut, blocking your line of sight.

2. Praise this article, saying that if you can't find me, I will be your object.

If one day you are sad, please call me and let me know that you have today!

4. Some people say that my circle of friends is not nutritious. Hey, are you still stewing bone soup in your circle of friends?

Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it looks like it was blown away by the strong wind.

The main reason why you are too tired is that you are too sensitive and soft-hearted.

7. Today, a colleague left his job. The reason for leaving my job is my stomach-I can't digest the cakes drawn by my boss.

8, just like the most comfortable, you don't have to be good, I like it, I am not good, you don't dislike it.

9. Actually, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

10, gain three pounds on holidays. Take a closer look at three pounds. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.

1 1, smart I will never quarrel with you, because. I will never argue with you.

12, I can tell many stories, from suitable for all ages to unsuitable for children.

13, don't be fat, or you'll be poor and begging, and no one will believe you are a beggar.

14, those who can't even open the bottle caps are actually loading them. Do not believe you, ask her to open a courier to try.

15, a buddy likes chatting online. Once he went to see a female netizen, and I asked him what was going on. He said: I passed the written test and failed the interview.

16, people will change. Before, I always wanted to get rich. Now I just want to get rich. It doesn't matter if I'm violent or not.

17, many people get up early to brush their teeth and have symptoms of nausea and retching. Scientific research has found that one common feature of such people is that they like to look in the mirror.

18, when I have time to learn Feng Shui, I can build a grave after my death, which also makes up for the regret that I couldn't afford a good house before my death.

19, don't sing the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to earn money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, you cook, you do laundry, you do housework, you are rejected, and you look after the children.

20. If you can't find someone, don't always complain about others. Think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are so good that no one deserves you.