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A lovely sentence of swearing and stealing

1. It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?

When mosquitoes bite your face, they will want to commit suicide.

Look at you with a human face, but a heart worse than an animal! ?

At a young age, I knew to scare people with my face.

Your mother gave you this face to prevent puppy love.

6. You are a pickled fish, sour and redundant.

7. You are a pickpocket. It's yellow, stuffy and rubbish.

8. You are an old popsicle, old, cold and single.

9. You are a piece of pork belly, dirty, flower and meat.

10. You are a bottle of old godmother, ugly, dry and menstruation.

1 1. China doesn't learn so many weapons, you prefer to learn swords.

12. I just want to curse, not you.

13. I am not a person who is willing to fight for it, because I always feel that all I can take away is garbage.

14. I really envy the skin on your face. It's well maintained.

15. You are shameless and heartless. Your weight should be very light.

16. Why does it look like a QR code? I don't even know what you are without scanning.

17. It was originally two hearts. After knowing you, there is only one heart left, because it is disgusting.

18. Let's eat fish sometime. You are very picky.

19. You should like fitness very much. I think you will be very good at arguing.

20. Are mobile phones so smart now? Pigs can arch.

2 1. Do you live by the sea? It's so wide.

22. You are good at playing chess, aren't you? You are good at Monday morning quarterback.

23. You are Liu Qian's pot, so you can take it.

24. IQ is a good thing, I hope you have it too.

25. What kind of person are you? Why so fierce?

26. You must study art, otherwise you would like illustrations so much.

27. I wish you a long life and happiness like the Caribbean.

28. Your appearance is refreshing.

29. Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone.

30. Losing is a blessing. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea.

3 1. What brand of plastic bag are you, easy to take?

Don't bite people everywhere, lest others don't know that you are a dog?

33. I have intensive phobia and can't get in touch with people who have more thoughts.

What's the use of coming to see me if you are ill? I'm not a vet.

35. You are good at cooking, aren't you? It seems that you are good at embellishing.

36. I'm going to call names today, so I won't call you names.

37. Just casual, not temperament. For some people, I just want to say that my slap fits your face very well.

38. You are a pickled fish, sour and redundant.

I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

40. Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

4 1. I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?

42. No artificial intelligence can match your natural stay.

43. Tell me about you. If you don't have a diploma, you will be ugly, and if you are not smart, you will be bald!

44. I knew to scare people with my face at a young age.

45. You idiot IQ is absolutely suitable for counting the moon at night and the sun during the day.

46. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

48. You are a hedgehog, aren't you? You are a scum.

49. Can your play be as little as your money?

50. It is not poverty that inhibits my imagination, but your temperament does not match.

5 1. Do you have long hair just to look taller?

52. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.