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As the old saying goes, talk about eight characters.
1. Momo, a woman with inexplicable origin and the lowest ranking in Xiaoyao Gate, got her name from this, but was deliberately called "Touch" by Senior Brother Jiang Chen, and suffered a lot. Hum, burn him with your eyes! Master said, "Fat water does not flow to outsiders. Let her choose one of the sixteen brothers. " . Without thinking, she chose Yunzhou brother like a fairy. As a result, everyone said that there was a flower in the cow dung. Attention! Cow dung here refers to ... as a woman! After learning from a painful experience, she decided to be a matchmaker for Brother Yunzhou. In order to show fairness, by the way, show her tolerance and kindness as a woman. She is also worried about Jiang Chen's brother. Well, you have to find a girl like a witch to calm him down. Unexpectedly, her kindness offended two brothers. 2. "Who else can you love except me?" How deep can a man's joking refusal to get married hurt a woman? Tian Xiri, my uncle's daughter, refused to get married face to face because of the county king Suoge. From then on, she became the laughing stock of the whole capital and was "sent" to Suzhou by her father. A heavy rain caused a dispute between Xiri and Longming, but they were gradually attracted to each other. Unexpectedly, at this time, the emperor married Minglu, the king of the romantic county. So, she began to dress up as a woman and went through all kinds of hardships, just to ruin this big marriage in the eyes of the world and get rid of that rich husband! But in the face of the love of several men, how should she choose? 3. What did the iceberg face in Su Ranran's Chasing Husband say? "I won't marry you. I hope Miss Su will forget it as soon as possible. " She is the daughter of the imperial court, the princess's baby, the emperor's niece, and a new generation of women in Shushan. With this sentence, she escaped from marriage twice-frozen wood? It's over, it's over, the lady is crazy. In order to avenge her escape from marriage, she had to embark on a long road of pursuing her husband. Finally, I came to Luoyang, but I still couldn't escape the familiar people inside and outside Shushan: Qin Lang, the escaped husband, Lou Xuan, the goddess of Shushan, and the smelly southern Jiangsu ... What, what, are there any remnants of the magic religion that has disappeared for decades? My God, it killed me! Just when the capital was in a panic, his uncle came and ordered the mandarin duck spectrum at random. What's more amazing is that she had a personal lifelong relationship three years ago? This is really a mess. 4. Background: After more than 200 years, the Zhou Dynasty faced a crisis. The old emperor was incompetent and partial to the traitor, the eunuch was in power, and the prince was ignorant. The third prince and the seventh prince were eyeing the throne, and the court was in chaos. There are powerful countries ready to act, and there are domestic and foreign troubles.
Synopsis: The heroine crosses over to a redeemed brothel woman. This woman was framed to death (not a deep hatred), and the heroine covered herself (preserved her body memory) and started her own life. PS: The man is false eunuch, a monster with a black belly. 5. Jianghu is outrageous. The little shepherdess doesn't know how to make a living in the Jianghu and can't compare with martial arts. She can only cheat and steal. Xianggong refused when he entered the door. Two divorce papers a day are like a story of a wolf coming, which can never be realized. Later, unfortunately, she became the next wife. It doesn't matter. As long as there is a "master" behind her, she can still be "benevolent". The master said: one day your "xianggong" will take back the divorce certificate and love you to death. The master added: The woman I like ... has big eyes and looks silly. She can travel with me without telling lies. She loves to wear cotton-padded jackets ... What are you laughing at? I'm not talking about you. Finally, the master abandoned Man Xiu's previous personality and said to her affectionately: Even if your birthday in the book of life and death ends tomorrow, I will accompany you to subvert this Jianghu. This Jianghu has indeed been subverted, and even the monks are moved to want the beauty back; As for the beauty, my heart thumped and I shouted, "No, master, although I am already my next wife, your brother is my husband, so it is still incest!" " PS: The man is a fake monk =_= 6. When I was a child, I was told that the emperor could not have folk love. I thought my life would probably be the same as that of the previous emperor, and I would set up a phoenix king that I didn't like or hate very much. In order to maintain the balance of factional struggle between the DPRK and China, I will marry several concubines. Then wait until the situation is almost stable and have a second child. If you don't want children, I'll give them to Xu when he grows up. Then revisit the splendid rivers and mountains of Chen State to see how the scenery of the country is under my control. But I met Pei Zheng. I made a favorite Feng Jun, he is the only one in my life. No matter how the country overturns, I will only accompany him for life. I will give birth to a room full of children for him. When my daughter is married and my son is enthroned and the situation is stable, I will go with him to realize our unfinished dreams. Then I finally realized that my life had changed quietly as early as the year I met him. I am the emperor, and this world is one person's world, not two. Everyone in the world belongs to me, and so does Pei Zheng. 7. "Little shame, big starvation" The Regent of the absolute monarch suddenly pushed the New Deal Anonymous to make a living. As a result, I entered the palace in disorder and missed my life. Since then, moral integrity has become a passerby → _→ Summary: It is the story of a seemingly mediocre girl who caught a powerful regent when she rose to the top of the world ... 8. "Let's talk about it." Everything is fine, except for some romantic feelings.
The emperor to choose a husband, does not ministers front foot, hind feet tears:
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ...
The next day, North Korea's school-age friends went out one after another, studying abroad and visiting relatives.
There are only two people-"one is the teacher's son Liu Xu, and the other is the college student's son Ji Xun, but ..."
"But what?"
"Liu Xu was chased back by his father on the road."
"……"
"As for JiXun ..."
His Royal Highness Anping raised his eyebrows: "What happened to him?"
"Has your Highness forgotten that he has a leg disease?"
"..." 9. "Kites and Kites Report to each other": one who deeply carries out the identity of the upstart daughter, one who stubbornly presents the temperament of the military champion of the dynasty, and sees how the most "nonsense" woman in history shuts up and dominates the champion's family. It also depends on how the most "infatuated" male owner in the world sees the move and eats the "little overlord". A nouveau riche's daughter, a martial arts champion, a bunch of chicken flying dogs jumping cannon fodder. Two silly women, two soy sauce men, twenty percent to twenty percent, just to make everyone want to cry. When someone commits a crime, someone suffers. Does Mo Wen regret it? No one can blame anyone for being cheap these days.
10. "Kiss the Princess": The modern girl Feng Chenchu Yang inadvertently saved a child, and Ding Xiaoxian, who stepped forward to repay her brother, made a request to travel to ancient times. Chu Yang, who became Princess Zhou Furong, was forced to kiss her. Prince Chengde of Valle made things difficult for her all the way, but he slowly showed his feelings. Fu Rong escaped halfway, met Nangong Yue, a chivalrous man entrusted by others to save her, and was inadvertently involved in a conspiracy. ...
Furong was robbed back to the palace, and Chengde took her to fight in the northwest. Only after I came back did I know that Fu Rong's mother was actually the illegitimate daughter of Emperor Valle. Chengde wanted his father to change the identity of Fu Rong, but he was appointed as a female Taoist by Emperor Valle. And Fu Rong slowly discovered that all this stems from a conspiracy, and the people around him are not that simple.
After all kinds of interesting things and hardships, can Chu Yang and Cheng De, the two little enemies, finally "hold hands and grow old with their children"? The funniest travel notes in history are 1 1. Love is like oxygen This is an era of monsters, brave girl! Embark on the journey ... it is said that a daughter-in-law can buy it with money, and a "xianggong" can of course buy it with money.
Mei Xin has nothing but the richest. She wants to buy herself a good-looking and easy-to-use "xianggong" ............ ……PS: The heroine in this book is very cute, and the articles often make people laugh like "The princess is noble" 12. "Beauty Fragrance in the Prosperous Tang Dynasty" is located in Luoyang, the eastern capital, and there is a shop "Beauty Fragrance".
Beauty fragrance contains the best powder, fragrance, cream and dew, and also the best beauty-boss Su He.
Su He is a man with a beautiful face and a very stingy nature.
One day, Su Hehe was walking in the street and met a beautiful young man who was molested by a local ruffian and ignored him.
The next day, Su He was still walking in the street. If you meet a beautiful teenager again, you will be forced into a brothel and continue to ignore it.
On the third day, Su He arrived at Makou, and the beautiful boy was auctioned off. I bought Toy Boy for twelve taels of gold by mistake.
That night, when it was pushed to OOXX, the beautiful boy turned into a fox and ran away. Su He proverb: I hate foxes. 13. "Burn the wrong grave and meet a ghost" When someone throws a ghost into a garbage bag, the ghost is very contemptuous. "Who knows the way, you can't throw it away from me. . . . "When someone accused a ghost of losing humanity too quickly, a ghost snapped his fingers seriously. "I lived for 399 years and died for 400 years. It should be that ghosts are stronger than human nature. . . . "When someone refuses to take a ghost out, a ghost sighs painfully:" I am so lonely, so lonely, I should find a ghost companion to accompany me to relieve boredom. " . . . "When someone was finally moved by a good ghost, a ghost laughed three times." Don't be moved, I will suck more blood from you to make up for it. " .。 。" When someone doubts the ghost's words, the ghost will stretch out three fingers to the sky, "I swear by my personality." . . . "When someone found a ghost by the pillow in the morning, a ghost said piteously," I just miss being a person and just look back on my past. " .。 。" PS: The front part is modern, and the back part only passes through 14. "One Color Spring" South Frost, Tianshui to send big miss. Cheerful, calm and humorous.
One of the Three Monsters in Jianghu, known as "Peach Blossom in South Water", knows the way of boudoir.
Nan Shuang/Kloc-married Wan Hongge's second son at the age of 0/9, and woke up the next day only to find himself lying in the bed of Mu Yanfeng, a young master in Jiangnan.
Once, a stunt smashed a marriage, but Nan Shuang failed to marry Wan Hongge, but was fooled by the little devil who was feared by Jianghu people to marry Liu Yunzhuang.
At this point, Nan Shuang's career changed suddenly, with ups and downs.
15. The moon in the cloister is like a hook.
In my prime, I will burp and fart.
She cried and said, give her back her great youth! Therefore, there is too much youth.
Seven-year-olds, just when they still need someone to take care of them,
You are looking after a younger child. ...
5~ Think of the sentence of resurrection-
Find someone with the same psychological age, but afraid that others will think she is too young.
Find a family of the same physical age and think she is too old ...
How can she fall in love if she doesn't want this seven-year-old body?
16. "Don't laugh, I am Hu Weiwei" ("Subversion of da ji") An older young woman X never thought that she would cross it one day, and she was still a godless waste crossing at the COSPLAY scene ... "You are the legendary fox?" Said contemptuously, "You are the fox, and your whole family are foxes!" " "Well, as the last fox in the Shang and Zhou Dynasties, although it is fake, it is also a national first-class protected animal. However, Almighty God watched her through his nostrils. " Listen to my secret news: if you become soup, you will lose your breath. "Feng Ming Qishan ... once the successful attack and assistance of the prince of Wu ... will make you a positive result." "... can you speak more clearly? "I have no idea. "Your task is to destroy the world and end the 600-year-old soup. After the job is done, you will make a positive result." "..." "What are the doubts?" "Great God, can I go back on my word?" Be firm! "no!" "So ... Zhou Wang is too old, can I choose to seduce his son?" "no! You are too old. " "..." Convex = = Convex. How should an old abandoned woman who was mistaken for a demon survive in the dangerous and abnormal Shang Dynasty? Some X: Killing skills-dressing up as a pig to eat a tiger PS: This book is quite special. The female host is da ji and the male host is Jiang Shang 17. "The Swallow of Zhuang Zhou" is very popular in recent years, but Fandu people in Gan Xi never expected that Gu Xuefu's 19-year-old leftover woman Gu Liu finally married Lingzhou and even ran away. I've seen people who run away from marriage, but I've never seen anyone as bold as Gu Liu who invited gangsters to rob his wedding boat! One step away from the sky, who knows that she can escape and others can chase. Self-defeating, there is a bitter battle in Wei Hai. She was dumbfounded to find that the man who robbed her wedding boat was a real pirate ... She thought she would be a swallow written by Gu Fuzhong Zhuang Zhou, and she would always keep her distance from her family and not hurt each other, but she could not hide from the fifteenth day of the first month. The man who made her teeth itch with hate had an arrogant and evil smile. But no matter how deep you understand it, it is difficult to contain the impulsive soul burning like a flame ... that man ... that man who wants to poke every pore on his body at the sight of it! Compassionate Buddha, the omnipotent Jade Emperor, those writers and readers whose moral integrity is broken all over the floor and can never get up again! Please tell her, who can tell her! How can we restrain the impulse ... 19. "Two ex-husbands perform a play" Two ex-husbands sing green willows and a line of matchmakers go to heaven. A man's heart, a needle in the sea, can't be caught and guessed. They say it's a thousand-mile marriage, and I don't want to. This thread is unreliable and broken, which makes me very painful. Tie another one and it breaks, leaving me only a little residue. I can't help thinking, is this red line too incomplete, or is this month unreliable?
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