Talk about humor.

1. Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that if I grow up like this, I must study hard, otherwise others will say that that person has nothing but beauty.

2. Do you think that boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think that as long as you have money, beautiful girls will post it themselves? Do you think you can find a good job by learning to bully? I'm telling you, all this is true!

I am not as perfect and powerful as you think, and money and beauty are enough to conquer me!

If I knew I was so tired, I wouldn't come back to reality.

The time when you spent fifty dollars on deliberation has passed, and now you have to spend half a day on five dollars.

6. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduced you, would you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?

7. When playing with your mobile phone, you think that you will have an exam next week. Pa, I slapped myself, and you didn't concentrate on playing with your mobile phone.

Unlike those of you who exercise in the morning, I have tried my best to just sit up in bed.

9. Nowadays, children are getting more and more precocious, and they will rot after stewing for only 5 minutes.

10. Girls who love to laugh are not too unlucky and generally have poor grades.